November 14, 2011
Hey man, you're all right, alright? This bear is here for you, if you need it.
Here's PETA's 2011 Thanksgiving "don't eat turkey" campaign. Effective? Probably not. Cute? YES. I want a turkey dog!
Sexual harassment charges haven't been able to bring him down, but this might. When asked if he supports how President Obama handled the situation in Libya, Herman Cain can't remember exactly how that all went down. The best quote: ”I’ve got all this stuff twiriling around in my head.”
Good. Pat Lynch, a high school football coach in Wyoming, resigned this week after outrage among parents over the following "Hurt Feelings Report." Apparently in an effort to mock anti-bullying efforts, he distributed this to the football team at Buffalo High School. WARNING: Offensive language and unfunny jokes.
It was used as an interlude for her tour a couple years ago and finally leaked today. She looks HOT.
This may be the weirdest sketch SNL has done in a long time. Weird, but hilarious.
"Small Fry" is the new "Toy Story" short film that will be running in front of "The Muppets." It reveals the sad life of
Happy Fun Meal toys. I cannot wait.
This song is the devil's work. An actual lyric: "The gifts that make their day/Got it all on layaway." This won't get annoying in the next six weeks.
The world probably would have been a much different place had some of these original titles stuck. I mean, would have taken the author of "Four and a Half Years of Struggle Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice" seriously?
I wish they would have let him take down Sanjay Gupta's TV. Sanjay totally deserves it.
I don't agree with him, but well played Herman. Well played.
Dan Siegel will no longer be advising Mayor Jean Quan on legal matters. Instead he has decided to stand with the 99%. This comes after Siegel urged people to head to the protests last night to stand with the protestors as the police raided their camp.
The greatest letterhead on Earth. Email may be efficient, but it'll never be this pretty.
Calorie Shaper! It's the underwear that makes everything you do exercise. I don't speak Japanese though, so it is possible that it only works if you do dance routines like the people in this video.
OUT Magazine's OUT100 list of the most influential people in the LGBT world is coming soon, but this leaked shot from the photo shoot calls to mind a famous Janet Jackson photo. Kind of.
On the heels of the revelation that the judge who freed Jerry Sandusky on bail was a donor to Sandusky's Second Mile charity, and the incredulous questions as to why she did not recuse herself, here are some more unanswered questions surrounding this awful scandal. Not to get into the realm of conspiracy theory, but there are some very disturbing "coincidences" surrounding this case.
You ever wonder where Mario gets those cute little Tanuki suits he wears to make him fly? From Tanukis, obviously, which are real actual animals, also called Raccoon Dogs. And PETA is (understandably) pissed that he's still wearing Tanuki fur in the new "Super Mario 3D Land." So pissed that they made a fun little Flash game about it. Which is apparently what you do to vent your frustrations when you're mad at an imaginary video game character.
Looking good, Merida. Not scheduled to release until June of 2012, these little snippets are just enough to assage the already ravenous fan base.
Arguably the best skit from this weekend's SNL. It's just so true.
It can also cause a lack of friends, and an inability to be accepted by society. But if that's not enough to give you pause, may I again remind you, penis cancer.
And it still made $26 million at the box office this weekend!!!
Because if we were more like China, we could finally be less socialist. Or something.
What happens when you take lyrics from Jay-Z and Kanye West's Album "Watch The Throne" and put them over pictures of babies? Brilliance. That's what happens.
Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name. You know, a spin-off about the wacky antics of the Mos Eisley Cantina patrons wouldn't be the worst thing Lucas signed off on.
The most exciting 40 seconds in sports is without a doubt an amazing punt return. This one from this weekend's Arkansas-Tennessee game proves that in a big way.
You will never get to ride on this magnificent beast. Damn you, electricity and your siren song of efficient power!
The cutest, saddest thing you'll see today.
Well, this looks uncomfortable. Brian Williams knows it.
Jerry Sandusky in a 1987 NBC interview: "I enjoy being around children...I just have a good time with them." "Everybody needs people to care for them, even if sometimes they don't want it." *shudder*
I am so happy this exists. : D