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November 23, 2011

Threadless Vending Machine

The Internet is leaking. In an attempt to bring their brand to the non-online world, Threadless has apparently set up four kiosks in the Chicago area as an experiment.

Spider-Eye Collage

Suddenly, you realize you've been looking at this for twenty minutes. Pascal Garcin has loving recreated the iconic shape of Spider-Man's eye using hundreds of pictures of the webslinger.

Super Mario Cat

The most punishing fan game ever created. Warning: Do not watch at work unless your boss thinks it's normal for you to bark in laughter at the computer screen.

Historian Makes Fun Of Congressman's Education While Testifying

Alaskan Congressman Don Young (R-Alaska) was being nasty about the testimony of Rice University's Dr. Douglas Brinkley, calling it "garbage" and calling Brinkley Dr. Rice. Dr. Brinkley did not take kindly to that. Any fight that includes the phrase "You don't own me!" is a winner. That's common knowledge.

Anti-Semitic Vodka Billboard Torn Down

The Wodka Vodka company removed this billboard, put up earlier this week in New York City, after a very predictable public outcry. Oh, wait...I just got it! Jews are cheap! Ha ha ha ha! Unless you're one of those people who are offended by hurtful stereotypes that should be denounced by everyone, I don't see what the big deal was.

The Presidential Turkey Pardoning Is A Bizarre Ceremony

Have you watched it? It's kind of like hearing some drunk guy at a bar tell you a joke. It has all the format and set dressing of a joke, but with none of the funny. Plus if I was a turkey, I'd be pissed at this condescension. "Hey we're going to eat a ton of you guys this weekend, but remember Liberty and Peace? Yeah those two guys are living large, so we're even." Historically turkeys hate condescension.

Amy Poehler's "Power Of Comedy" Acceptance Speech

She pitches a couple of show ideas, and they sound pretty great. "Stunt Men Without Shirts" seems like it would be particularly successful. And then Will Ferrel makes out with Nick Kroll. This clip has everything.

Man Licks Urinal Wall For $50

But these "friends" are smart. $50 is a small price to pay to have your least favorite friend killed. I mean I've checked, and those kind of services can run you a lot more than that.

Tokyo Vs. England

Well, that's certainly some perspective. London is so tiny in comparison.

Mario Is A Gentleman

Fireballs are particularily useful in snow levels. Deviant artist EffelArt gives an adorable glimpse into Mario's "normal" life.

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