November 23, 2011
Mmm... these baby turkeys are deliciously cute.
The most punishing fan game ever created. Warning: Do not watch at work unless your boss thinks it's normal for you to bark in laughter at the computer screen.
Alaskan Congressman Don Young (R-Alaska) was being nasty about the testimony of Rice University's Dr. Douglas Brinkley, calling it "garbage" and calling Brinkley Dr. Rice. Dr. Brinkley did not take kindly to that. Any fight that includes the phrase "You don't own me!" is a winner. That's common knowledge.
Just as accurate as you high school history books. Only with 1000% more awesome.
But she is great at being adorable and charming. She totally has those down.
Have you watched it? It's kind of like hearing some drunk guy at a bar tell you a joke. It has all the format and set dressing of a joke, but with none of the funny. Plus if I was a turkey, I'd be pissed at this condescension. "Hey we're going to eat a ton of you guys this weekend, but remember Liberty and Peace? Yeah those two guys are living large, so we're even." Historically turkeys hate condescension.
It's hard to argue with that logic. Plus Snorlax deserves it. He doesn't even have a job.
You can't stop The Blitz.
Well, that's certainly some perspective. London is so tiny in comparison.
This is a bit of a disappointment. However, this is definitive proof that the hipster plague has reached Americana.