Archive
November 23, 2011
Threadless Vending Machine
The Internet is leaking. In an attempt to bring their brand to the non-online world, Threadless has apparently set up four kiosks in the Chicago area as an experiment.
Gamer Boyfriends
Not as advertised. This stereotype is as false as "No Girls On The Internet". Thanks for clearing this up Shira-Chan!
18 Darling Photos Of Your Future Thanksgiving Dinner
Mmm... these baby turkeys are deliciously cute.
Spider-Eye Collage
Suddenly, you realize you've been looking at this for twenty minutes. Pascal Garcin has loving recreated the iconic shape of Spider-Man's eye using hundreds of pictures of the webslinger.
Super Mario Cat
The most punishing fan game ever created. Warning: Do not watch at work unless your boss thinks it's normal for you to bark in laughter at the computer screen.
Historian Makes Fun Of Congressman's Education While Testifying
Alaskan Congressman Don Young (R-Alaska) was being nasty about the testimony of Rice University's Dr. Douglas Brinkley, calling it "garbage" and calling Brinkley Dr. Rice. Dr. Brinkley did not take kindly to that. Any fight that includes the phrase "You don't own me!" is a winner. That's common knowledge.
The First Thanksgiving As Told By Pets
Just as accurate as you high school history books. Only with 1000% more awesome.
Emma Stone Is Terrible At Balancing Things On Her Head
But she is great at being adorable and charming. She totally has those down.
The Presidential Turkey Pardoning Is A Bizarre Ceremony
Have you watched it? It's kind of like hearing some drunk guy at a bar tell you a joke. It has all the format and set dressing of a joke, but with none of the funny. Plus if I was a turkey, I'd be pissed at this condescension. "Hey we're going to eat a ton of you guys this weekend, but remember Liberty and Peace? Yeah those two guys are living large, so we're even." Historically turkeys hate condescension.
What Pokémon Learned From The #Occupy Movement
It's hard to argue with that logic. Plus Snorlax deserves it. He doesn't even have a job.
Herman Cain Gave Wolf Blitzer A Sweet New Nickname
You can't stop The Blitz.
Tokyo Vs. England
Well, that's certainly some perspective. London is so tiny in comparison.
Wall Street Seems Strangely Empty
This is a bit of a disappointment. However, this is definitive proof that the hipster plague has reached Americana.
Mario Is A Gentleman
Fireballs are particularily useful in snow levels. Deviant artist EffelArt gives an adorable glimpse into Mario's "normal" life.
