November 23, 2011
You're going to be tempted to engage on these subjects... Don't. It won't be worth it. You'll just end up hating your family even more than you already do.
Y'know...because it's Thanksgiving. If you haven't done at least one of the following, you're lying.
Mmm... these baby turkeys are deliciously cute.
And the black reporter on his show claims that it is a black thing and that it "trips her out" that more people don't like mac and cheese. In what world and year was this filmed?
The most punishing fan game ever created. Warning: Do not watch at work unless your boss thinks it's normal for you to bark in laughter at the computer screen.
Alaskan Congressman Don Young (R-Alaska) was being nasty about the testimony of Rice University's Dr. Douglas Brinkley, calling it "garbage" and calling Brinkley Dr. Rice. Dr. Brinkley did not take kindly to that. Any fight that includes the phrase "You don't own me!" is a winner. That's common knowledge.
A lovely puzzle game with a beautiful atmosphere. This is definitely what you want to be doing with your afternoon. Enjoy.
What kind of monster would support such a piece of legislation?
The Wodka Vodka company removed this billboard, put up earlier this week in New York City, after a very predictable public outcry. Oh, wait...I just got it! Jews are cheap! Ha ha ha ha! Unless you're one of those people who are offended by hurtful stereotypes that should be denounced by everyone, I don't see what the big deal was.
What a great game! Enjoy it. (Seriously, it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, what else are you doing? Just enjoy it.)
Just as accurate as you high school history books. Only with 1000% more awesome.
And it's all in one handy infographic. Call me crazy, but I think these infographic things might take off.
But she is great at being adorable and charming. She totally has those down.
Have you watched it? It's kind of like hearing some drunk guy at a bar tell you a joke. It has all the format and set dressing of a joke, but with none of the funny. Plus if I was a turkey, I'd be pissed at this condescension. "Hey we're going to eat a ton of you guys this weekend, but remember Liberty and Peace? Yeah those two guys are living large, so we're even." Historically turkeys hate condescension.
It's hard to argue with that logic. Plus Snorlax deserves it. He doesn't even have a job.
She pitches a couple of show ideas, and they sound pretty great. "Stunt Men Without Shirts" seems like it would be particularly successful. And then Will Ferrel makes out with Nick Kroll. This clip has everything.
That's one happy little squirrel.
But these "friends" are smart. $50 is a small price to pay to have your least favorite friend killed. I mean I've checked, and those kind of services can run you a lot more than that.
You can't stop The Blitz.
Well, that's certainly some perspective. London is so tiny in comparison.
This is a bit of a disappointment. However, this is definitive proof that the hipster plague has reached Americana.