November 15, 2011
New parody posters to promote "The Muppets." And ride some of that sweet, sweet "Breaking Dawn" SEO.
People with bladder issues must have really ugly furniture.
He's sick of all of you. He wants you to shut up about "no kill" shelters. He wants you to spay and neuter your pets. But most of all he wants you to bite him.
Yo, Maru, we herd you like boxes, so we made you a box to wear so you can wear a box while you sit in box.
Sometimes your favorite sites need a little downtime. Other times they send you a link that doesn't go anywhere. These sites make their errors a pretty enjoyable experience.
So pretty. Pogo returns with another serenely disturbing video.
This promo for marketing agency SapientNitro is making the rounds today, but not in a good way. I guess the point is that if you are a marketing agency, you should probably know better? Idea engineer! Plus (obligatory) rapping. Enjoy.
The dream team.
Guess that's one way to conquer a fear of death. And honestly, who has security cameras in a funeral palor? Do people really steal from the bereaved?
The before pictures were taken a few weeks ago, just before the leaves began to change. The after were taken this morning. Protesters are currently awaiting a decision by a judge to see if they can go back in.
After the recent separation of Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore there has been speculation that last night's show in Brazil may be the last for the band. Hopefully it won't be, but if it is at least there was video.
Thousands of lanterns come together to celebrate South Korea's heritage. For the third year in a row, Cheonggyecheon Stream has been decorated for the month of November. Over 2 million visitors are expected.
At least if you ever want to have friends and/or a romantic life you should avoid them. Some hobbies are just weird and gross. This is where we draw that line.
So that makes this video especially creepy and oozing with tragic irony. Marius Els was a farmer in South Africa who had raised Humphrey the hippo since it was a baby. Els' body was discovered last week, ripped apart by the hippo's razor sharp teeth. The fate of the hippo remains unknown.
Siri wasn't made for this kind of stress. She can't take it.
He's pissed and he's calling 911. Which makes sense, because a broken iPhone is totally an emergency worth calling about.
The police used LRADs (Long Range Acoustic Devices) on peaceful protestors last night. These devices have been known to destroy ear drums and in some cases kill people. This is what they can sound like.
Here is a sampling of what books were destroyed.
Part of me wants to tell this dog to wipe that smug expression off his face, but also, if you are posing with 9 cupcakes that look exactly like you, maybe that is an appropriate time to be smug about things.
Representative Gabby Giffords gives her first television interview since being shot in the head by Jared Laughner. She frequently struggles with words and has a long road ahead of her, but that only makes her progress all the more inspirational.
The evicted protestors speak out. They do not seem to be going away.
Last night, in a sneak attack at around 1 a.m., Wall Street protesters were evicted from Zuccotti Park in New York City. Here's a detailed recap of the events that happened. It wasn't pretty.
Once you know the trick, it's super easy! Just make sure you use your shoulders, not your wrist.
Get it? Because the union rejected the last offer from the owners and has decided to decertify, which means we will almost certainly have no basketball this season. I can't decide which side of this negotiation I resent more, but this "clever" 404 screen isn't doing the players any favors.
Jerry Sandusky, the former assistant football coach charged with 40 counts of child sex abuse, breaks his silence on the Penn State scandal with Bob Costas. And he unsurprisingly denies all the charges. "Horsing around" and "horseplay" are terms that are now forever tainted.
Here's a quote from Bill Belichick, head coach of the New England Patriots, responding to his team's 37-16 victory over the New York Jets. As this moment of almost Lincolnesque oratory demonstrates, Belichick is known for his humble demeanor and quiet rectitude.