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November 3, 2011

How To Explain Gay Rights To An Idiot

Because a certain segment of the population still connects marriage equality with being able to marry anyone and/or thing you want. It's kind of messed up that this still needs to be explained.

Hess Is More

Hess Is More is the brainchild of Danish avant electronic pop savant Mikkel Hess. The sound is effortlessly cool and sensual, featuring post-punk basslines bouncing beneath Hess' calming delivery and effervescent electronics. The live show is a 7-piece spectacle, and if you're in the NYC area, you can see them at Glasslands on Friday, Nov 4th.

Siri Vs. Furby

Who will win this pseudo-intelligent robot battle? Two A.I.s enter, one A.I. leaves.

The Original Supermodels Are Back

Cindy, Naomi, and Helene grace the cover of Harper's Bazaar. They're dressed as Duran Duran. I kind of wished they had re-created the "Freedom '90" video instead.

Night Of The Little Dead

It's the little things that get ya. Penn Jillette and Adam Savage are wonderfully hammy as fishing town tourists covered in blood. ACTING!

The Emo Elephant

I wish elephants had LiveJournals. Every entry would be about feeling fat, and being the only elephant in the room.

Protect IP Act Will Ruin The Internet

The PROTECT IP bill proposed in the House of Representatives would give the government the ability to censor the internet while strengthing the entertainment industry's ability to sue any website for any and all perceived copyright infringements. Not only would it stifle innovation on the web, it would also be a devastating limitation of our First Amendment right to freedom of speech.

The Ketchup Fountain

The ideal way to dispense ketchup. I will have this at my wedding and my funeral.

The 21 Jump Street Reboot Gets A Red-Band Trailer

Proving once and for all that no property is safe from Hollywood, the '80s Richard Grieco/Johnny Depp TV Show, 21 Jump Street has been remade starring skinny Jonah Hill and typically buff Channing Tatum. The first trailer looks fun in a Rush Hour meets Superbad way. Plus it has Ron Effing Swanson, so there's that. What do you think?

How The 1% Trick Or Treats

This photo was posted on reddit earlier today, and if this doesn't show why there are people who are frustrated by the way wealth is distributed in this country than nothing will. I mean this is about as unnecessary as it gets.

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