November 30, 2011
Shield your eyes, children! You'll need an SPF 100 yard restraining order.
Nothing like the hard hitting, totally fair-minded journalism coming out of Fox News these days. Edward R. Murrow would be proud.
A rare encounter with a giant shark off the coast of Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina, captured on video. "We think it's two dolphins pretty far apart. Those two dolphins turned out to be one giant shark."
Congress is about to end a four-year ban on horse slaughter in the U.S. Some people are upset about this, but here are 11 reasons why it's actually a good idea.
Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz sent this episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the hopes it might jump-start peace talks between Israel and Palestine. Seriously. The episode is called "Palestinian Chicken," in which Larry eats at a restaurant called Al-Abbas. The president of Palestine is Mahmoud Abbas. Har. A Pax Palestina is sure to blossom.
Herman Cain's foreign diplomacy plan all comes down to countries who are our friends, and those who aren't. "Our Special Relationship" with the UK sounds alarmingly pervy coming from him.
I say, get this man a monocle. And a knife to defend himself from getting cubicle shuffled.
Tis the season. How long until some small child unwittingly turns this into a shower of LEGO shrapnel?
If this is some sort of hoax, may whoever is responsible be set upon by Splicers. But if it's real, may it not fall into the yawning pit of horrible video game to movie translations.
Somehow, a pair of sunglasses act as a pacifier for a crying toddler. That's what happens when you're born cool.
Now that The Muppets are huge stars again, you've probably been wondering where they've been for the past decade or so. Well you aren't alone. The National Post's Steve Murray put together a series highlighting some of the roles our felty friends didn't quite land.
I have literally never wanted anything more than I want this. Someone at Parker Brothers better make this a reality. Tagline: It's all in the game.
Watch Serene Branson deal with some crazy dude that keeps on asking her to go shopping. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO SHOPPING.
Wilbur wishes he was this awesome. Hopefully after overcoming such odds, he will be spared from becoming tasty, tasty bacon.
Who would have thought that this would be absolutely insane? None of us could have seen that coming.
Thus proving that she doesn't know what the words "classy," "old," and "Hollywood" mean. As if we had any doubt.
This makes me hate both lawyers and rappers. That's the sign of good music, right?
Proving once again that he is among the coolest men in the universe, Brian Williams didn't let a loud fire alarm derail the news. Why? Because a professional, dammit.
Everyone had a friend with one of these.
Conan O'Brien's version of yesterday's interview was way better than the real thing. Though it does seem that at this point the real Herman's getting closer to just bragging about it.
Fun fact! Corgi butts in Japan are called "momo" because they resemble peaches.
More effective than the threat of hideous diseases is the threat of responsibility. Olla Condoms in Brazil sent friend requests to single dudes from fictional love children. A sort of scared straight viral marketing campaign to get guys to wrap it up.
BriTANicK finally has a new video, and Nick is seeing
Tim Tebow Jesus in his toast. Brian isn't so convinced.
This seems like a terrible idea. People apparently ski down slopes that have pebbles and crushed rocks in lieu of snow. I guess hurdling yourself down the face of a mountain on a slick, yet occasionally soft, surface is for losers.
Did I mention the fennec fox is only 7 weeks old? Now pardon me while I watch this over and over again.
If this doesn't convince you not to say "gay," then I don't what will..
I mean I don't know how you could come to another conclusion.