November 30, 2011
Nothing like the hard hitting, totally fair-minded journalism coming out of Fox News these days. Edward R. Murrow would be proud.
Herman Cain's foreign diplomacy plan all comes down to countries who are our friends, and those who aren't. "Our Special Relationship" with the UK sounds alarmingly pervy coming from him.
I say, get this man a monocle. And a knife to defend himself from getting cubicle shuffled.
Tis the season. How long until some small child unwittingly turns this into a shower of LEGO shrapnel?
If this is some sort of hoax, may whoever is responsible be set upon by Splicers. But if it's real, may it not fall into the yawning pit of horrible video game to movie translations.
Wilbur wishes he was this awesome. Hopefully after overcoming such odds, he will be spared from becoming tasty, tasty bacon.
Who would have thought that this would be absolutely insane? None of us could have seen that coming.
Proving once again that he is among the coolest men in the universe, Brian Williams didn't let a loud fire alarm derail the news. Why? Because a professional, dammit.
Conan O'Brien's version of yesterday's interview was way better than the real thing. Though it does seem that at this point the real Herman's getting closer to just bragging about it.
BriTANicK finally has a new video, and Nick is seeing
Tim Tebow Jesus in his toast. Brian isn't so convinced.