November 9, 2011
Illinois Representative Joe Walsh, corrupt deadbeat dad and Tea Partier, began berating voters from his district when they dared question the motives of big banks. He's a people person (if those people are corporations).
It can even buy happiness. No matter what silly old proverbs say.
Or at least a wicked proximally. This goes on the list of Things In My Dream House.
This is what we get for rubbing our opposable thumbs in their faces. And our YouTube accounts.
It comes in beef and chicken flavors. Plus it's made in America. This will be the engine of our economic recovery. Sorry, frat guys who want to start a gross new Bros Bowser Beering Bros trend...there's no alcohol. But this commercial is fantastic.
There must be so many confused gamers right now. I wonder what the venn diagram of people who are actually psyched for this game and avid Tim & Eric fans looks like.
Frackin' creepers! An eerily accurate portrayal of how Minecraft users feel about these green ninjas.
High school and college yearbook photos of all the White House hopefuls. Young Biden+Young Romney+Young Perry=Hunk Sandwich. Young Cain+Young Santorum+Young Huntsman=Nerd Burger.
The mother is also disgustingly proud of the fact that she and her daughter can borrow each other's clothes. This is disturbing on so many levels.