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March 8, 2012

Kim Kardashian News - Kim Kardashian: Who Wore Kardashian Kollection Best?

How amazing do Brooke Burke, Lisa Rinna and Kristin Chenoweth look in our Kardashian Kollection red women’s ottoman pencil dress!?

Oprah Winfrey's Bobbi Kristina Interview Promo Hits The Web (Video)

A teaser of the Oprah's Next Chapter sitdown, slated to air Sunday at 9 p.m. on OWN, shows Winfrey giving Brown a hug as well as interviewing Houston's sister-in-law, Patricia Houston, and brother, Gary Houston. She's shown asking the latter: "As a …

South Korea's Greatest Export: How K-Pop's Rocking The World

The members of K-Pop Fans Kuwait seem a little blue. The angsty poem attached to their tower of fan rice at the kickoff of Big Bang’s  world tour in Seoul was a bit of a downer for a pop show. The fan rice paid for by a club in Indonesia, on the oth…

Yo No Se Performed By Will Ferrell From Will Ferrell

Casa de mi Padre (with Will Ferrell) in theaters March 16th

Who Should Lindsay Lohan Play In The Muppet Movie?

After her surprisingly great appearance on Saturday Night Live last weekend that everyone is still raving about, the Lindsay Lohan Career Bus continues to barrel down Success Highway. I think. I didn’t actually see SNL, and I haven’t really been pay…

New iPad Sparks Drive For 'Novelty-Seeking' Among Consumers

For a certain breed of consumers, the arrival of Apple’s third-generation iPad is an occasion of monomaniacal focus and intense anticipation. Visions of how the shiny new gadget will revolutionize their lives fill their heads. They’re willing to sac…

Wow! American Pie's Tara Reid Gets Glam Makeover

The actress, 36, arrived at the Australian premiere of American Reunion, the fourth theatrical film in the American Pie franchise, on Wednesday in an elegant silver asymmetric dress. Instead of her usual ratty platinum extensions, her hair was style…

Iranian Puppet Show Looks Fairly Badass Actually

Their puppet program seems to be much more advanced than their nuclear program. Here are photos of a rather elaborate (and apparently violent) puppet show based on the life of 14th century Persian poet Hafez. Looking forward to Spike Jones' "Being Mahmoud Ahmadinejad."

Kony Hipster Backlash

The one thing everyone can agree on about the Kony2012 campaign is that we all hate the people who claimed they already knew about him.

Bill Kristol Will Never Admit Defeat

This thing is just getting started, he tells Laura Ingraham.

Twitter Buzz: The Real Ron Swanson Has Joined Twitter

Nick Offerman has a twitter account. Though it's not verified yet, multiple castmates have confirmed that it's the real deal. Plus, Serena Williams has a pimple on her forehead, Fred Willard does "Who's On First," and plenty of jokes about it being International Women's Day (duh).

The Top 11 Jobs For Dogs

Check out these awesomely professional dogs working hard. It's a ruff job, but someone's gotta do it!

Shantelle Hicks, Pregnant 8th Grader, Outed To New Mexico School Assembly (VIDEO)

Shantelle Hicks, a 15-year-old from Gallup, N.M. claims she was first forced to leave the Wingate Elementary School and then publicly outed as being pregnant in front of all students and employees, KOB-TV reports. Wingate Elementary is a public boa…

Solar Flares Unleashed By Sun On March 6 Include Strongest This Year (VIDEO)

The sun unleashed a cosmic double whammy Tuesday (March 6), erupting with two major flares to cap a busy day of powerful solar storms. One of the flares is the most powerful solar eruption of the year, so far.

3 Reasons To Get Your iPad 3 At Wal-Mart

NEW YORK (MainStreet) -- When you go and buy that iPad 3 your business absolutely must have -- or any piece of mobile Apple(AAPL) gear, for that matter -- might I recommend you shop at Wal-Mart(WMT).

Birthday Presents From My Family In Estonia Photo

I received a late birthday gift from my family in Estonia today. They sent me all my favorite things - black bread and this one spice - aroma salt - that they only have in Estonia and that makes every food so much better. I also got some of my favor…

Rihanna News - Rihanna Goes Topless In New Twitter Photo

Rihanna has never been shy about showing off her body. Although she covered herself in all the right places, the 24-year-old singer showed off her sexy curves in a topless photo. Rihanna captioned the racy photo with, “Where have you been all my lif…

5 Reasons Today Isn't Going To Suck

I'm not one of those guys. I'm not going to give you a big, bullshit motivational speech, expecting you to back flip out of bed and charge into work, teeth gleaming and shooting everyone Fonzie thumbs until the whole office is farting rainbows. But …

Sandra Fluke On Her Role In The Contraception Controversy

Last week Sandra Fluke became famous overnight. But the cascading sequence of events leading to Rush Limbaugh’s tirade against the 30-year-old Georgetown law student began two months ago. At a Republican presidential debate on Jan. 7, moderator Geor…

Crazy Facts We Just Learned About Portal 2

Even if it's not strictly related to my topic, I couldn't resist going to "Creating a Sequel to a Game That Doesn't Need One" panel for Portal 2. Valve writers Chet Faliszek and Erik Wolpaw, in the space of 40 minutes, detailed some of the craziness…

"Body Farm" In Texas Studies Human Decomposition, Is Pretty Metal

Any one of these photos would make a great album cover for your Danish black metal band. A recent forensic anthropology study at Texas State University, using the remains of those who have donated their bodies to science, is turning up important new information on how vultures eat us when we die.

Rick Santorum Admits Republican Health Care Mistakes

The Republican Presidential candidate doesn't shy away from calls to repeal ObamaCare. But in November 2009 at a forum in Philadelphia with his 1994 Senate opponent Harris Wofford, the former Pennsylvania Senator said Republicans made a mistake by not prioritizing health care reform during the time the Republicans held a majority in Congress. The former Senator also tipped his hat to Democrats for initiating reform.

25 White Guys Who Just Don't Get It

It's so hard being a regular white male these days, right guys?!?! #HatedOn

The Fresh Prince Of Downton Abbey

If Edith is Carlton and Sybil is Ashley, then I guess that makes Mary Hillary?

Rihanna Tweets Topless Photo [SFW] And Other Links

Oh honey, no. Plus nutritionists have research that shows our bodies are not happy about all the chemicals we're eating and the chupacabra may have evolved wings. These and other Buzz that slipped under our radar await your clicking pleasure.

Why You Should Be Following Landry Fields On Twitter

Can someone please explain what is happening with Jeremy Lin and Steve Novak here? Anyone? Landry? (via @LandryFields)

Confusing Stock Photos For International Men's Day

March 8 is International Women's Day, but did you know there's also an International Men's Day in November? The Facebook page for the day is full of awkwardly photoshopped stock photos.

What Made Me Squeal This Morning? This Hunger Games' Clip Of Katniss Meeting Cinna For The First Time!

I can’t take the anticipation. We are just SIXTEEN days away from the release of The Hunger Games and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait. I honestly don’t remember the last time I was so excited and just curious about a movie. As a huge fan of …

The Internet Is For Porn: A Modest Proposal For Immodest Perusal

You look at porn. That's okay. But you probably don't want to leave a long, sticky trail of evidence behind. Here's how not to be an ass when looking at ass.

The Definitive 'Kony 2012' Drinking Game

In case you missed all the Kony stuff yesterday, here's a quick primer. But, as always happens with an Internet phenomenon of any reasonable calibre, a vicious backlash is already well underway. Which, so, here's an official drinking game for all you Kony 2012 backlashers out there. Drink responsibly!

Taco Bell Is Rolling Out Doritos Shell Tacos TODAY

Taco Bell's holy creation called the "Doritos Locos Tacos" is finally going to be available for sale at all of Taco Bell's 5,600 locations. Also: a "cool ranch" version is coming in the fall. Are you still reading this? Why are you still reading this? Go eat some Doritos!

When A Cute Person Says You're Cute

The accuracy here is stunning.

Obesity In America

Obesity is a virus, but we can change the way it spreads, says Tony Horton.

Poisoned Meals: My Mother-in-law May Be Trying To Make Me Sick.

Get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week; click here to sign up. Please send your questions for publication to prudence@slate.com. (Questions may be edited.) Got a burning question for Prudie? She'll be online at Washingtonpost.com t…

Mindy From "Mork And Mindy": 'Memba Her?!

Pam Dawber is best known for her role Mindy, opposite Robin Williams, in the TV hit "Mork and Mindy." Guess what she looks like now! THE ROCK Do You Smeeeeeelllllll My $3 Million Mansion? Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is havin' a pretty good yea…

'American Idol' Recap: Jessica Sanchez Nails Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' (Video)

Is it too soon to crown Jessica Sanchez this year's American Idol winner? Based on her jaw-dropping performance Wednesday night, it's a wonder producers don't call the whole thing off. Then again, in next week's round, the powerhouse singer could ju…

6 Reasons Not To Buy Apple’s ‘New’ iPad

But do you really need one of these “new” iPads? Maybe. They’re certainly attractive with the screen resolution doubled, all the lovely new high-res games and apps, and of course, 4G LTE support. But just in case you’re not feeling any of that “magi…

The New iPad May Be A Snooze, But It's Showing The Way To Free-Range Computing

Apple's latest gadget show-and-tell was a bit of a flop, but it's bringing us a new kind of personal computing.

Greyhound Retirement Day Will Melt Your Heart

Beautiful creatures go from racing and cramped kennels to adoption and loving homes. Here are photos of a group of greyhounds as they make the journey from Tijuana to Los Angeles. These lucky hounds will hopefully find a life of leisure at an adoption fair known as Retirement Day, organized by volunteer group Fast Friends.

Romney Calls Southern Primaries "An Away Game"

Lowering expectations for a rough stretch, he tells an Alabama radio station he hopes to pick up delegates in Birmingham — even if he can't win the state.

This Man Peed In A Diaper At A Monster Truck Rally

Look, I know we all get excited when we see Grave Digger, but hold yourself together, man. This happened at the March 3rd rally in Indianapolis - anyone see this guy in action?

Gary Johnson's Unusual Fundraising Plan

Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson, the former governor of New Mexico, has his sights set on the smallest of small donations: people's spare change. Libertarian votes are won by the coffee cup.

Kris, Kendall, And Kylie Jenner Invade "America's Next Top Model"

On last night's edition of "Tyra Banks Makes Models Do Weird Stuff," the girls were asked to pose with Kris Jenner as toddlers. Jay Manuel gave the following advice to the women for the shoot: "Think the Kardashians meets the Addams Family." Like I said, it was weird.

Don’t Believe Coors And Budweiser, Colder Isn’t Better.

The worst sip of beer I’ve tasted recently was of Brooklyn Brewery’s Pennant Ale ’55. This will surprise anyone who knows my taste in beer. I’ve lived down the street from Brooklyn Brewery for a decade and am a longtime fan of their beers. And I’m e…

Pro Golfer Rachel Connor Arrested For DUI ... With NFL Star Eddie George In Passenger Seat

Retired NFL star Eddie George was sitting in the passenger seat ... when pro golfer Rachel Connor was busted for drunk driving in Florida early this morning ... TMZ has learned. Connor -- a 21-year-old British golf pro -- was pulled over at 2:21 A…

A Hilarious Visual Guide To “TV Taboos” From 1949

As M.I.A.’s middle finger seen ’round the world reminded us last month, television is still a highly regulated medium. But it’s also come a long way since its debut in the 1940s — hell, it wasn’t until the mid-’60s that married couples could be show…

Ethical Style: Where Do My Used Clothes Go?

Still, it’s difficult to truly place the global effect of American used clothing within the context of broader economic difficulties and changing social norms. Should carting our discarded clothes off to Goodwill make us feel better or worse? Perhap…

Is It Truly "Blackface" If You Smear Nutella All Over Your Face?

Either way, this clip from last night's "MTV Battle of the Exes" definitely comes across as 100% racist. I hope everyone involved is ashamed of themselves.

A Quantified Life

Stephen Wolfram, of Wolfram Alpha and Mathematica fame, has been quietly collecting data on his own habits for more than a decade. Here's what ten years human life looks like in chart form.

A Basset Hound Taking A Shower

This adorable video is my contribution to International Women's Day.

Top 25 Pictures Of Ryan Gosling's Beard

This is my contribution to International Women's Day.

Coors Is Going To Start Making Iced Tea Flavored Beer

Molson is going to start rolling out this caffeine free, 4% alcohol by volume concoction to Canadians come April. Still, better than beer flavored ice tea.

Super Classy Sandra Fluke Cartoon Is Offending People For Some Reason

Could it be because it's misogynistic and factually incorrect? Nah. Gary McCoy, conservative cartoonist, is curiously catching flack for portraying the woman at the center of the Rush Limbaugh "slut" controversy as a fat, angry nymphomaniac.

Felicity Huffman And William H. Macy Receive Rare Double-Star On The Walk Of Fame

After receiving their dual-starring, the red carpet occasion quickly deteriorated in to Macy laying down by his star, showing some leg, and pretending to be dead. I'd say they handled the occasion exactly right.

Snow Jobs About Ghost Jobs - NYPOST.com

When Americans were asked recently about the most basic economic issue — if they were having trouble putting food on the table — 18.6 percent said yes, they were.

15 Wonderful Redesigns Of The ‘Lolita’ Cover

Back in 2009, Venus febriculosa, a blog run by John Bertram, held a book cover competition, asking entrants to redesign Vladimir Nabokov’s classic novel Lolita. Now, Bertram is publishing an entire book of new covers for the novel, each contributed …

Country Girl Goes To Hollywood (33 HQ Photos)

Here is everything you need to know about how awesome Amanda Gifford aka 'Country Girl' really is - When I called her to ask if it was too early to book her on a 6 am flight out of Albany, her reply was, "Sure, I get up to go turkey hunting at 4 am.…

Keiji Inafune's Charlie Sheen Moment

Of course, Inafune's speech wasn't really all that similar to Sheen's "tiger blood" nonsense. Whereas the celebrity appeared to be speaking across the business end of a cocktail shaker, Inafune's observations come after more than a quarter-century o…

Epic "Community" Trailer

How epic? Chang tases his own balls. The NBC cult sitcom returns on March 15th, and it can't come soon enough.

Jose Canseco Is Trying To Be Kenny Powers

Either Jose Canseco is on the brink of a full-scale Twitter breakdown or he just wants to get retweeted by @kfuckingp.

Kanye West Shows At Paris Fashion Week

Yikes. The clothes were bad but even worse was the makeup: smeared mascara as if the models had been crying. Cool move, Kanye! Plus: I think he stole everything from the Abominable Snowman, anyway.

The Worst Lay Up Attempt The NBA Has Ever Seen

Wow. Washington's Nick Young is going to need some time to get over this one. I don't think I can imagine a worse basketball play.

First Photo Of Johnny Depp As Tonto Released

How do we feel about this "Lone Ranger" remake? On the one hand, Johnny Depp. On the other hand, aren't there actual Native American actors?

Marc Jacobs-Louis Vuitton Exhibit Is Creepy Cool

A bizarre, fascinating museum retrospective looking back at the work of prestigious fashion house Louis Vuitton and their current creative director, Marc Jacobs. Unveiled yesterday in Paris. High caliber design and fashion porn presented by disco mohawk mannequins and free-floating limbs.

Deceivingly Cheerful Song About Sad iPad 2 Buyers

Someone wrote a song based on our post of sad iPad2 buyers' tweets. Why do I feel that this cheerful tune will only heighten the pain and anguish of these rubes?

Infinite Feedback Will Make Us Crazy

Anyone who runs a website knows about Chartbeat, the addictive, sanity-ruining stats tool. And you should, too: The infinite feedback machine is coming for you.

Shots Fired! The White Sox Response To MLB The Show's "Cubs Win!" Commercial

CSN Chicago's Chuck Garfien put together this White Sox-centric parody of that very moving commercial that imagined what Chicago would look like if the Cubs won the World Series. The takeaway seems to be "White Sox fans don't have to imagine, so suck it Cubs fans." Ah baseball rivalries. We've missed you this winter.

EXCLUSIVE: Sue Simmons’ Big Salary Led To WNBC/Channel 4 Ditching Her

There were 5 million reasons to oust Sue Simmons — and they were all in her paycheck.

U.S. Military And C.I.A. Interventions Since World War II

William Blum at Foreign Policy Journal put together this handy guide to the C.I.A.'s foreign policy efforts since the end of World War II.

Everywhere You Look: The Eerie Correspondences Between Members Of The Wu-Tang Clan And The Characters Of "Full House"

In November 1993, the Wu-Tang Clan released its seminal debut album, Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers). At the time, the show "Full House," then in its seventh season, was still dominant in the ratings. What similarities could possible exist between t…

The Under-Told Story Of How Santorum Became A Crusader For The Religious Right

With his narrow defeat in Ohio on Tuesday night, Santorum missed his chance to send Mitt Romney reeling, and to become the arguable front-runner for the Republican nomination. But Santorum didn’t fare poorly enough to slink off and call it a campaig…

Whatever Happens, Don’t Say Awww (33 Photos)

Best photos of the week (55 Photos)

The 3 Smartest Things Pat Robertson Has Ever Said

Sometimes (and by sometimes I mean basically never) Pat gets it.

Rihanna's Dad Sounds Like A Total Dick

This is sad: Rihanna's father, who she became estranged from for over two years of her life, just gave an interview to Heat Magazine in which he refers to his daughter as "fat" and excuses Chris Brown's behavior toward her. What the hell?! Some choice quotes from his interview ahead.

Romney Aide: "The Dysfunction In The Post-9/11 G.I. Bill Program Is Inexcusable"

Says the Department of Veterans Affairs' backlogs are part of a broader picture of Obama Administration failures.

Pizza Sweaters

The absolute latest in pizza fashion. Get yours today, just in time for the Pizza Expo!

US Offered Israel Advanced Weaponry In Exchange For Delaying Iran Attack

WASHINGTON -- The US offered to give Israel advanced weaponry -- including bunker-busting bombs and refueling planes -- in exchange for Israel's agreement not to attack Iranian nuclear sites, Israeli newspaper Maariv reported Thursday.

8 Things You Shouldn’t Do At Work

Leaving food in the office fridge and listening to loud music may not seem that troublesome to you, but it sure won’t win you any points with co-workers. Here are some of the most annoying office behaviors to avoid.

Jessica Simpson News - Jessica Simpson Latest Pregnant Cover Girl To Pose Nude (PHOTOS)

Demi Moore started a trend in 1991 that has lasted decades. After the actress posed naked and pregnant for Vanity Fair magazine, we’ve since seen a slew of stars replicate this famous photo.

Taylor Swift: Bikini Babe In Australia!

Taylor Swift shows off her bikini bod as she goes for a splash in the ocean on Thursday (March 1) in Perth, Australia.

Whitney Houston's Will -- Bobbi Kristina Gets EVERYTHING

Whitney Houston's 19-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina got inconceivably richer the day her mother died -- because the singer left Bobbi 100% of her assets in her will ... an estate valued at around $20 million. According to reports, Whitney's will …

The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies

Daryl is beating up Russell in the shed. Right. No, yeah. Last week, Grimes kept saying “I need a night to think about what to do, and Daryl needs a night to beat up Russell in the shed.” This poor kid. First he gets his leg impaled on a wrought iro…

Kony2012: The Problem With Invisible Children's Viral Video Crusade Against Josephy Kony

Most Americans began this week not knowing who Joseph Kony was. That’s not surprising: most Americans begin every week not knowing a lot of things, especially about a part of the world as obscured from their vision as Uganda, the country where Kony …

Higgs Boson: Found At Last?

For the Higgs field to do its magic, it has to ping the protons, electrons and the rest with its own proprietary particle known as the Higgs boson. If you can't find the boson, you can't prove the existence of the Higgs field — and if you can't prov…

Nailed It Gallery :

March 7, 2012 | Author: Mac | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Merica, Nailed It, Tech, WTF

Metanet's Mare Sheppard Takes On Sexism In The Industry

Feminism can often be an inflammatory issue, so I wasn't surprised to see Mare Sheppard's "Why I Hate Women in Games Initiatives" panel begin with a brief crash course on the topic -- and I certainly wasn't shocked to witness the amount of attendees…

Best Homeroom Teacher Ever

I'd be pissed if I wasn't in that class.

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape: 'It Wasn't Just One Brunette I Was Running Wild For A Few Months'

It was a trying time after he split from his wife Linda Hogan in 2007 and Hulk Hogan fully admits that in the next four months he went 'crazy'. The former wrestler, real name Terry Bollea, bedded so many women that he doesn't know who made the sex t…

Report: Iran May Be Cleaning Up Nuke Work

(VIENNA) — Satellite images of an Iranian military facility appear to show trucks and earth-moving vehicles at the site, indicating an attempted cleanup of radioactive traces possibly left by tests of a nuclear-weapon trigger, diplomats told The Ass…

Taylor Kitsch Is James Dean

Tim Riggins got a haircut and channeled James Dean for a new photoshoot for GQ magazine. Thoughts?

Gemma McCluskie: EastEnders Actress's Brother Arrested After Headless Torso Found In Canal

The dismembered torso, feared to be that of Gemma McCluskie, 29, was discovered floating a short distance from her home.

10 Best Songs About Getting Drunk

Nothing gets you more pumped to do something than listening to a song about what you’re trying to accomplish. Playing some football? Listen to some rapper talk about tooling someone up. Trying to get laid? Bump some Ludacris and Usher “up in that pi…

An Interview With One Of My Favorite Tweeters, About Tweeting

If you've never heard of Patricia Lockwood, click. If you have, read: "I [Twitter] draft like crazy, because: I do most of my tweeting with my phone, and it is so so different to write with your thumbs. Have you noticed this? I often enter Thumb Fantasias where I just move my thumbs around for ten minutes, fifteen minutes, twenty minutes, rearranging elements of joke and text and scenario with my stupid thumbs. It is a part of you that should never be writing."

Twitter Is Sick Of Gail Collins Writing About Mitt Romney's Dog

After yet another New York Times column about Romney's famous dog-on-the-roof incident, the backlash has begun.

Michael Deibert: The Problem With Invisible Children's "Kony 2012"

I have seen the well-meaning foreigners do plenty of damage before, so that is why people understanding the context and the history of the region is important before they blunder blindly forward to "help" a people they don't understand.

Naked Cover - Jessica Simpson Reveals Sex Of Baby

Jessica Simpson is on ELLE's April 2012 cover and reveals the sex of her baby in the issue. Jessica Simpson talks about her pregnancy, marriage, and new plans on ELLE.com

Biggest Solar Storm In Years Races Toward Earth

(WASHINGTON) — Earth's magnetic field is about to be shaken like a snow globe by the largest solar storm in five years.

The Day Smartphones Will Stop Getting Bigger

The phones are too damn big. Will this mad race for a bigger screen ever stop? Here, a doomsday theory.

Roman, The Billionaire Who Came In From The Cold

We must begin today, I’m afraid, by sullying our hands with the unsavory subject of brand association, that ineffable pillar of culture responsible for such teachable moments as the Kardashianisation of Christian Louboutin stilettoes (poor Christian…

19 Kids And Counting Recap: Michelle Duggar And Sick Josie In Israel

Why have we gone from Michelle Duggar being 18 weeks pregnant to 17, to 14? This week we go back to when Josie was too sick to leave Israel.

10 Of The Best Worst Movies

Plan 9 from Outer Space from cult director Ed Wood hit Blu-ray this week. The film has famously been dubbed the worst movie ever made. We can’t help but admire the low budget filmmaker’s ability to craft an alien invasion — a charming feat consideri…

Toni Nagy: The Office, Post Michael Scott

Not only has The Office transitioned into the post Michael Scott era with grace, but I am relishing the complexity of the other characters and story lines. Without the insanity of Michael's antics to fall back on, the intricacy of each episode's plo…

People Are Actually Wearing That Balenciaga Visor–Here’s How Much It Costs And Why You Can’t Get It In The U.S.

There is no better time or place than Paris Fashion Week to try out the season’s most over-the-top, impractical items. And that is what the fashion crowd has done this week with what is arguably spring 2012′s most ridiculous accessory: Balenciaga‘s …

PICS] Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hold Hands At Paris Fashion Week

The superstar couple takes the Louis Vuitton - Marc Jacobs exhibit by storm, showing their most intense PDA ever! We love them together! Robert Pattinso

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Paula Deen Is Probably Racist

Now that the Paula Deen Asshole Train has pulled out of the station, someone broke off the brake handle and this thing is Chris Pine’s Unstoppable! Look out for that bend! Paula Deen is going to fly off the rails and blow up the chemical plant! AHHH…

The Best Models In The Business (Including Andrej Pejic!) Share Their Beauty Secrets With Us

Models spend a lot of time in hair and makeup chairs at shows and for shoots, and they have access to some of the most talented hair stylists and makeup artists in the world. It stands to reason that they’ve picked up a few beauty pointers along the…

Jennifer Love Hewitt Poses For Maxim, Still Vagazzles

Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt posing for the April issue of Maxim where she discusses how her giant breasts and dedication to vagazzling somehow still leave her unloved and alone without one of three pre-chosen rings on her finger:

Bill Maher, You Don't Have To Be 'Overeducated' To Know Rush Limbaugh's Apology Was The Worst Ever!

Rush Limbaugh picked up a curious defender in the midst of a great exodus of advertisers -- Bill Maher. Meanwhile, he also slammed a young female journalist for being "overeducated," which we're fairly sure he meant as an insult.

Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears And More Nude, Pregnant Celebs!

Jessica Simpson's heavily talked-about baby body got even more attention when the 31-year-old singer posed nude for the April 2012 issue of ELLE.

For Thousands Of Veterans, The New G.I. Bill Isn't Working

Student veterans take out loans, miss classes, and face eviction as Obama Administration falls short on 2009 promise. “It just feels like you're being disrespected."

Adele Is Even Big In Iran

And this 13 year old girl can really sing.

Alexander Wang Denies Sweatshop Allegations

Yesterday, news broke that Alexander Wang employees had served the company with a $50 million lawsuit, alleging that the company violated New York State labor laws and describing Wang’s downtown New York studio as a “sweatshop.” One plaintiff in par…

Folgers Fail From Pilot! And GetsomeKAndy

The latest viral buzz from funnyordie.com

Goat Eating Pizza In Midtown

At La Famiglia, the restaurant Donald Trump and the Palins made famous.

Peyton Manning Rumors: Latest Odds And Speculation For Potential Landing Spots

With each passing day March 8 looms larger for Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts, as that's the deadline for the team to decide whether or not to pay the quarterback a whopping $28 million roster bonus...

Does Life Coaching Really Work?

Can life coaching really help you change? Is it better than therapy? One woman finds out—her story on ELLE.com

Ryan Gosling: ‘Only God Forgives’ Still!

Ryan Gosling looks sinister in this new still from his upcoming crime thriller Only God Forgives.

Keith’s Note On The Rush Limbaugh/Sandra Fluke Controversy And False Equivalency From The Right

Watch 'Countdown with Keith Olbermann' live each weeknight at 8/7c on Current TV. Find Current on your TV.

Natasha Kizmet Sexy Pictures

Our all-time favorite Uzbek babe has new pictures and silliness for us all.

20 Reasons Why Moira O’Hara May Be The Sexiest Character On Television

The sexiest character on television is obviously Chloe Moretz in here stint on 30 Rock. Or maybe Sansa in Game of Thrones. Jenny in Gossip Girl was nice too. *gets arrested*

The Radical Transparency Of SimCity

The latest viral buzz from 1up.com

Quantic Dream's Kara Demo Gives A Promising Glimpse Into The Future Of Motion Capture Technology

The Heavy Rain creator's latest tech demo showcases impressive results.

Obama Harvard Video Released, Shows Young Obama At 1991 Protest For Derrick Bell, Diversity

Before Andrew Breitbart's unexpected death, the conservative blogger and journalist had promised to release video footage of President Barack Obama that he said would change the election. Now, BuzzFeed has unearthed the video it believes Breitbart w…

Prince Harry News - Prince Harry Visits Children's Hospital In Jamaica (PHOTOS)

As Prince Harry continues his tour of the Island nations as part of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, he stopped by to visit a children’s hospital in Jamaica. The swoon-worthy redhead spent time with the kids and posed for pictures. Always the humanitari…

The Moon Helped Sink The 'Titanic,' A New Theory Says

But in 1912, the spring tides were special. At almost exactly the same time they were occurring, the scientists determined, the moon just happened to make its closest approach to earth in 1,400 years. The moon's orbit is slightly oval, so it oscilla…

Aggressive Turkey Stalks And Terrorizes Detroit Woman Every Day

The creature is a mature tom turkey who likely believes Geisler’s front yard rightfully belongs to him. He usually spends daytime hours guarding the property, then retreating into the woods behind Geisler’s house after sundown. Tim Payne, a wildlife…

Jionni LaValle: 5 Things You Don’t Know About Snooki's Fiance

For the last year and a half, the Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has been a one-man meatball--and says she couldn't have found a better guy to settle down with. "It's meant to be," Polizzi, 24, gushed to Us in January. "I'm lucky to have fou…

Disturbing Black Dark Vador Burger :

1 French fast food network Quick has recently offered a limited number of these disturbing burgers with black buns. God only knows what ingredients are used to make them appear the way they do. 2 3 …

Funny Morning Awesomeness :

March 7, 2012 | Author: Bob | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

Jessica Simpson Nude Pregnant 'Elle' Cover

April's issue of Elle features an attention-grabbing cover star: a very pregnant Jessica Simpson cradling her belly in the nude. It's not like the "pose in the buff while pregnant" trope hasn't been a thing in the past: there's Demi Moore on Vanity …

Whitney Houston Will; Singer Leaves Everything To Bobbi Kristina

ATLANTA — Whitney Houston left everything to her 19-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. The pop superstar's will doesn't mention specific assets, but leaves all of her furnishings, clothing, personal effects, jewelry and cars to her surviving childre…

Bachelor Ben Flajnik Admits He Chose Wrong Woman In Courtney Robertson

After watching the show, Ben knows that Courtney played him. “He feels like a fool for not seeing Courtney’s motives when they were so clear to everyone else, but he’s also pretty hurt and insulted,” says the source. “He thought Courtney really had …

Chupacabras With Fangs, Wings Blamed For Sheep Deaths In Mexico

Did a legendary chupacabras kill 35 sheep in the Mexican town of Paracuaro? That's what local citizens want to know as they ponder the mysterious deaths of their farm animals.

A Musical Overview Of Bret Easton Ellis’ Oeuvre

Though cross-pollination between books and music is an age-old trend, cult novelist Bret Easton Ellis fills his books with more music references than anyone else we can think of, and his works are inextricably woven into the pop culture they portray…

Whitney Houston's Will Revealed: Bobbi Kristina Gets Everything, Bobby Brown Gets Nothing

In this week’s issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine, THR explores the singer’s sizable posthumous product boost and who exactly is benefitting.

Fabergé Egg-Hunting For Charity Takes Over London's Streets

For six weeks leading up to Easter, central London is the playing field for The Fabergé Big Egg Hunt, a treasure hunt and charity event that involves more than 200 fiberglass eggs designed by world-renowned artists hidden in nooks and crannies throu…

The Comment Section For Every Article Ever Written About PETA

You did an excellent job, but forgot my personal favorite little rant: PETA spends so much of conservation agencies' time and money suing them because they aren't conserving the way PETA wants them to. PETA never seems to realize how much this dela…

Courtney Stodden Launches Website; Spells Own Name Wrong

Presented without comment. (I honestly hate myself for posting this.)

Snooki Pregnant: Star Confirms Baby Rumors

It's official: Snooki's going to be a mom! Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who became a household name thanks to her wild antics on MTV's "Jersey Shore," confirmed her pregnancy and engagement to boyfriend Jionni LaValle to Us Weekly.

The Crushable 25: Help Your Favorite Athlete Make The List

While we already have a few of our favorite sports stars on the list for this year we’re looking to fill one more spot. And we’re looking for YOU to help us do it.  So prove to us that you’re a trust sports fan by voting for yoru favorite athlete an…

Bikini News - Jaime Pressly Among Celebs To Flaunt Bikini Body On Twitter (PHOTOS)

We haven’t seen My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly in the press lately, but we’re happy she shared these twitpics! The actress showed off her bikini body on the beaches of Cancun, Mexico and was nice enough to share some sexy photos of herself in a …

Jennifer Love Hewitt News - Jennifer Love Hewitt Strips Down To Panties & Bra For Maxim (PHOTOS)

It’s her fourth time covering Maxim magazine, and for Jennifer Love Hewitt, it looks like fourth time is a charm. Looking flawless in nothing but her bra and panties, The Client List star admitted to the racey magazine, “Whenever you guys call and s…

Marni For H&M Goes On Sale Tomorrow! Here’s How To Shop It, Plus The 10 Items We Can’t Wait To Buy

As we all know, limited edition designer collaborations with mass retailers tend to launch with a bang–and not always in a good way. There are often long lines, pushing, shoving, fighting, disorganization and crazy people trying to buy the entire in…

The 5 Things That Separate Troubled Geniuses From Jerkwads

But perhaps the most important question that shows like Sherlock, House and Luther raise is this: What's the difference between being a troubled, misunderstood soul and just being an asshole? The obvious answer is "genius," but I'm kind of dumb and …

'Game Change's' Top Stars And Execs: $200K To Democratic Causes; $0 To Republicans

With HBO's Game Change premiering on Mar. 10 amidst criticism from the right (a review by John Nolte at Big Hollywood, for example, calls it “a heinous piece of propaganda.”), The Hollywood Reporter took a look at the federal political donations of …

Intermission: Make Joseph Kony Famous

Invisible Children launched this campaign video on Monday in an effort to make Joseph Kony a household name. Kony, the leader of the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda, is responsible for abducting thousands of children and forcing them to take up arm…

Emma Gray: Madhouse Pants Label Tells Men Laundry Is A Woman's Job

You may be under the impression that the whole "women belong in the kitchen / laundry room" thing was oh-so-1950s -- left behind with June Cleaver. But according to British clothing company Madhouse -- or at least their pants labels -- domesticity i…

iOS 5.1 Update Released: Apple Announces New iOS Features At iPad Event

Apple has made iOS 5.1, the newest version of its mobile operating system for iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch, available for download, announcing the update at Wednesday's iPad event. The latest version of iOS features support for a Japanese version of…

Scott Goodson: Stop Joseph Kony: KONY 2012, A Movement To Help The 'Invisible Children'

How do you grab the world's attention these days? How do you bring warlords to justice? You start a movement via the web. You can bring the whole world together and inform millions of people about your cause at the click of a button.You can tap into…

Kara Gebhart Uhl: Apologies To The Parents I Judged Four Years Ago

My day-to-day routine isn't what I envisioned it would be four years ago. Some of the things I imagine I'm judged on now are minor, others, a little more major. But mostly they are simple faults and I now know that they don't make me a bad parent. S…

Rush Limbaugh’s Insincere Critics—Michael Kinsley

The people who want to drive Rush Limbaugh off the air aren’t assuaged or persuaded by his apology over the weekend. They say he wasn’t sincere: He only apologized for calling a Georgetown University law student a “slut” and a “prostitute” because o…

Here's A Look At Starbucks' Amsterdam Concept Shop

Have a look at Starbucks' new cafe in Amsterdam. The coffee company calls it The Bank, as it is in a former bank, and describes it as their "vision of the future." It's a 4,500 square foot subterranean location that's made up of floating community g…

Watch Sprinkle's Cupcake-Dispensing ATM In Action

Last week people went bonkers over the news that wildly popular Beverly Hills, California bakery Sprinkles would be launching a a 24-hour cupcake ATM called 24-Hour Sprinkles. Now, there is video evidence that proves that this thing in fact exists a…

Hello Kitty Jet Photo - Buzznet

Hello Kitty jet! Taiwan-based airline Eva Air currently has 3 Hello Kitty Jets in operation to celebrate their 20th anniversary. How amazing is that? Pictures:Yurie Hori

'Super Morrissey Brothers' Are Like The Smiths, Only Happier

“This Charming Mario” mashes up The Smiths with Super Mario Brothers to create something rather…different.

Carly Rae Jepsen Could Be The Next Justin Bieber, With Her Celeb Fans

Carly Rae Jepsen can call Justin Bieber her mentor, possible collaborator, and fan: The former Canadian Idol contestant got Biebs’ attention with her pop single “Call Me Maybe.” Sure, he plucked her out of relative obscurity, but we can’t forget tha…

Vanessa Hudgens News - Better Off Brunette? Vanessa Hudgens Trades Dark 'Do For Blonde On 'Spring Breakers' Set (PHOTOS)

Did someone abuse the Sun-In spray? Vanessa Hudgens is going blonde for her new movie Spring Breakers. Stepping out, roots and all, for her new role, the actress looked a little rough with her light locks, gray sweatshirt and makeup-free face.

Emily Blunt: Why I Passed On ‘Iron Man’ & ‘Captain America’

Emily Blunt: Why I Passed on ‘Iron Man’ & ‘Captain America’

12 Stupidest Things Newt Gingrich Said During His Campaign

Gingrich also acknowledged on Monday that winning Georgia alone isn't good enough. Since Newt's time on the campaign trail may soon be coming to an end, we wanted to reflect on 12 stupidest things he said during his presidential campaign:

Back To The Floppy Disk: Today In Retro Newscasts

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NSFW: How To Bounce Back When Naked Photos Of You Are Inevitably Leaked

3) Proceed to release naked pictures that are obviously not of you. I would recommend sloppily photoshopping your head on to this:

Dear Costume Department: ‘Mad Men’

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Gallery: New Surreal Mixed Media Artworks By David Lynch

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Literary Mixtape: Jane Eyre

If you’ve ever wondered what your favorite literary characters might be listening to while they save the world/contemplate existence/get into trouble, or hallucinated a soundtrack to go along with your favorite novels, well, us too. But wonder no mo…

Weird Human Figures Assembled From Album Cover Art

We’ve all seen the trick where you hold a book or album cover with a famous face on it in front of your own, but this bizarre project from Swiss-American visual artist and composer Christian Marclay, which we spotted over at Design You Trust, takes …

Alan Thicke Continues Kirk Cameron Twitter Jokes, Adds Tebow-Ing To The Mix

Alan Thicke can't discipline Kirk Cameron, but he sure can poke fun at him.

Bill Maher On Drugs, Death Threats And Dropping $1 Million On Obama

To the moneyed political class living in what Maher calls the “liberal bubble,” it might seem like a long shot. The economy is recovering, unemployment rates are dropping, and the Republican candidates are talking about how to limit contraception an…

Sarah Jessica Parker Wears A See-Through Dress In Paris

1 of 3Next page © 2012 Starpulse.com Photo Credits: Jean Catuffe, PacificCoastNews.com Latest Sarah Jessica Parker headlines: • Olivia Wilde Says She Was 'Too Sexy' For 'Lovelace' Role • Sarah Jessica Parker Impulsively Signed Up …

Huge Australian Floods Cause Massive Invasion Of SPIDERS

1 Huge floods in eastern Australia are forcing countless spiders to move to higher and drier ground. Scratch “Visit Australia” off my bucket list. 2 3 4 5 6 …

Miss COED: Brittany Dasani [24 PHOTOS]

Brittany is a 26 year old model from Connecticut. She works full-time in the television business but moonlights as a model in print, online publications, and music videos including Jadakiss’s “Till It All Falls Down,” Lloyd Banks’ “Any Girl,” and Ch…

Fixing The Poster For Eddie Murphy's New Movie From Dan Abramson And Matthew Moore

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Sabertooth Vampire Is Awkwardly Adorable

Awwwww, look at his comically oversized fangs! Mike Russell has an endearing art style.

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