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March 31, 2012
Final Four GIF-A-Thon: Anthony Davis Is Not Human
Anthony Davis and his unibrow will be the number one picks in the NBA draft because of plays like this.
President Obama Says "Hey"
Today is the final fundraising day of the month, and political campaigns are overwhelming their supporters with faux-informal, lowercase, and chatty headlines meant to lure you into giving your credit card number. Democrats are worse; here are some of the most annoying, from the inbox.
Obama Campaign Erases State Lines
Fairness Meets Federalism In One Obama Campaign Chart. Supporters say: "Equality and fairness!" Opponents say: "Hey, what happened to all those state lines?"
Worst Lottery Luck Ever
This dude was so close. And yet so, so far.
Bacon Coffins: For The Bacon Fanatic No Longer With Us
At this point, there's been many ridiculous bacon infusions: bacon vodka, bacon chapstick, bacon lube, baconaise, and so on. Now, the people who brought us bacon salt have truly outdone themselves with a BACON COFFIN available for purchase.
The Best Of Piers Morgan Vs. Touré
Piers Morgan and Touré fight on Twitter about the Trayvon Martin case. Piers Morgan invites Touré to fight about it on his show for twelve minutes. Here's the condensed version of what went down.
