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March 31, 2012

Final Four GIF-A-Thon: The Out Of Nowhere Dunk That Jumpstarted Louisville

Wayne Blackshear came out of nowhere on this put-back to give Louisville new life. It wasn't enough to beat Kentucky, but it was awesome.

Final Four GIF-A-Thon: John Calipari Is So Mad He Could Jump

When you foul a Kentucky player, John Calipari will lose it. And his hair product is very flammable, so be careful.

Final Four GIF-A-Thon: Anthony Davis Is Not Human

Anthony Davis and his unibrow will be the number one picks in the NBA draft because of plays like this.

Burrito Bison Revenge

The long-awaited sequel to the fantastic absurdist launch game, Burrito Bison. You should probably set aside about two and a half hours and just beat this bad boy right now.

The 10 Cutest Bikinis To Kick Off Swim Season

Just in time for spring break we’ve rounded up the best swimsuits for jetsetting to St. Barths or sitting in your backyard pool. Feeling risky? There’s a Gucci one piece for the daring, or perhaps you’d rather play it safe in a classic Zimmerman bik…

Here's A GIF Of Chris Paul Ignoring Sugar Ray Frontman Mark McGrath's Offered Fist Bump

CP3 thinks Sugar Ray has gone way downhill since 14:59.

Belvedere Vodka Pulls "Rapey" Facebook Ad

The French brand pulled the ad from facebook and twitter less than an hour after posting it.

What Scandal Will Erase This Year's Final Four From John Calipari's Resume?

If I were a betting man — and I am — I'd put my money on Kentucky's 2012 Final Four appearance being scrubbed from the record books five years from now. Here are a few guesses as to why.

How To Sell Beer In 10 Seconds (Funny TV Spots Via Finland)

It's like "Miller Time", except for smart people.

What Being In A School Bus Hit By A Tornado Is Like

Here's a surveillance video taken from inside a school bus right as a tornado throws it into a wall. You can only imagine how grizzly the aftermath would be if the children hadn't been successfully evacuated.

Another Wonderful 1960s VW Bus Ad

The real creative Mad Men of the 1950s-60s were the copywriters and art directors at Volkswagen's ad agency, Doyle Dane Bernbach in New York City.

President Obama Says "Hey"

Today is the final fundraising day of the month, and political campaigns are overwhelming their supporters with faux-informal, lowercase, and chatty headlines meant to lure you into giving your credit card number. Democrats are worse; here are some of the most annoying, from the inbox.

Obama Campaign Erases State Lines

Fairness Meets Federalism In One Obama Campaign Chart. Supporters say: "Equality and fairness!" Opponents say: "Hey, what happened to all those state lines?"

"Pink Slime" Manufacturer Turns Out To Be A Major Romney Donor

Inevitably, appropriately, the corporation behind much-hyped and much-maligned "pink slime" is run by a key Mitt Romney donor. Eldon Roth, the founder of Beef Products, is such a big Romney supporter that he's even cited in the candidate's 2010 book…

Freaky Breast Cancer Ad Is Very Freaky

Fight cancer...with Skittles?

Worst Lottery Luck Ever

This dude was so close. And yet so, so far.

Awkward Stock Photo Of The Day

Verizon rep, out in the field.

Bacon Coffins: For The Bacon Fanatic No Longer With Us

At this point, there's been many ridiculous bacon infusions: bacon vodka, bacon chapstick, bacon lube, baconaise, and so on. Now, the people who brought us bacon salt have truly outdone themselves with a BACON COFFIN available for purchase.

weartwloha Photo Keltie Colleen's Photos

#weartwloha photo Keltie Colleen's Photo Stream in Keltie Colleen's gallery

Octomom Nadya Suleman Poses Nude For 'Closer'

Nadya Suleman -- better known as Octomom, for giving birth to eight babies at once -- is doing whatever she needs to do to keep her family afloat, even if that means posing nude. The mother of 14 has gone topless (though tastefully covered) for a ph…

The Worst Things About The '90s From 1UP.com

Failed Consoles and Ideas It's painful to think of the number of consoles that failed in the '90s -- although friends tell me that the '70s and '80s were just as bad -- but the costs of these new systems hurt early adopters even more. The first 3…

'Drone Porn' Videos Of Strike Deaths May Teach Us To Disconnect From Reality Of U.S. Attacks

Cenk and a special extended Power Panel — Stephanie Miller, Michael Hastings, Ana Kasparian and Michael Shure — talk about the hidden truths of drone strikes. Hastings, who is working on a “Rolling Stone” investigation into drones, says, “As a count…

The Best Of Piers Morgan Vs. Touré

Piers Morgan and Touré fight on Twitter about the Trayvon Martin case. Piers Morgan invites Touré to fight about it on his show for twelve minutes. Here's the condensed version of what went down.

Remembering Harry Crews

Crews lost his father, a man he didn't remember, to a heart attack at the age of two. "It wasn't unusual for him to fall in the field," Crews wrote in A Childhood, to lie incapacitated on the ground for an hour or so, and then slowly pull himself up…

Gowns Unfit For Promenade

@figwiggin "And then ABBA proclaimed that the flesh shall not touch the flesh at the blessed time of the promenade!"

An EXCLUSIVE Look Inside My Journal Photo

It's the end of the month, a shiny new month is right around the corner. I've been reflecting and writing a ton and doing some cleaning too. While I was cleaning out my book shelf I found my stack of old journals. I have a bunch. I work journals a l…

A Twins Sequel With Eddie Murphy Is Being Developed Because You’re Probably An Idiot

Good morning! Who wants to read about something that is stupid and unnecessary?! YOU DO? Boy are you in luck. From The Hollywood Reporter: Is the world

The Food Network Announces New Shows For 2012

Yesterday Scripps Networks Interactive announced the lineup of 22 new series set to air on the Food Network and the Cooking Channel in 2012. There are another 35 shows returning and the new shows include projects from Eddie Huang, Pat LaFrieda, Anne…

Khloe Kardashian Denies Marriage Problems

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are doing just fine, thankyouverymuch! On her Twitter, Kardashian has been making fun of a Star magazine cover story that claims she and her NBA player husband are headed for a split.

Look How High This Robot Can Jump!

I followed a link to this video from Twitter. "Oh, a small jumping robot," I thought, "I bet it hops over a chair or something." Not even close. Check this out:

Former Pakistani Dancing Girl Commits Suicide 12 Years After Horrific Acid Attack Which Left Her Looking 'Not Human'

Fakhra Younus, 33, (pictured) leapt to her death from a sixth floor building in Rome 12 years after the acid attack which she said left her looking 'not human'.

Street Style: Jasmine’s A Student Who Wears All Chanel

Name: Jasmine Kaleka Occupation: Student What was the last thing you bought? These shoes. What gets you through fashion week? Chai Latte’s. What are you wearing? Chanel dress, Chanel bag. Photos by Ashley Jahncke

Bill Would Repeal Mich. Helmet Law

LANSING, Mich., March 29 (UPI) -- Michigan motorcyclists age 21 and over could ride without a helmet if Gov. Rick Snyder signs a bill that would repeal the state's helmet law.

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