Now rubbable! Don't think about it, just rub it.
Well, this is one way to keep track of all the guys you've slept with. Umm, maybe this is an art installation or some kind of bizarre stock photo.
I mean, you wouldn't be able to help yourself either.
Do not eat at this pizza restaurant. Even though the cheese is to die for. No? OK, I'll work on it and get back to you.
I did not know this; but then, Canada has always been a mystery. Yahoo Answers to the rescue.
Stop trying too hard, Jesus. You should see the bread aisle.
Best use of slow-mo ever.
If you have a thing for girls in glasses, this clever Facebook timeline photo might send you over the moon.
Wouldn't want to have to park next to this dude.
I bet the popcorn's good, too. Where is this magical land??
You know, I bet he sold a TON of cookies.
She's got everything I need in a girlfriend.
So, this went really well.
Funny how the goatse aspect of this ear plug negates the lameness of actually having an ear plug.
I had no idea people used this for hair growth. Let me know how it goes.
Another big win from whoever those people are who make all the funny signs.