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March 11, 2012

Printable NCAA Bracket 2012: Make Your March Madness Predictions

The 2012 NCAA Tournament Brackets have just been released, and with this year’s selections being more controversial than ever, you must be itching to fill out your bracket! Well, wait no longer:

'On The Road' Trailer Released (VIDEO)

The cinematic adaptation of Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" has a long, storied history. (Kerouac himself once asked Marlon Brando to buy the rights and star in the film.)

Selection Sunday 2012 LIVE: NCAA Tournament Brackets Revealed

That sounds like one extremely tough task for the NCAA Division I Selection Committee to complete. Nevertheless, the Selection Committee must take in all of the information available (RPI, strength of schedule, top-50 wins etc.) and determine the fi…

Obamalaise -

There is a lot of luck involved in a presidency; it wasn’t because of Jimmy Carter’s personal incompetence that the 1980 Operation Eagle Claw helicopter mission to rescue the hostages in Iran failed. Similarly, it’s not mainly President Obama’s faul…

Time Lapse Of Ants Invading A Document Scanner

François Vautier installed an ant colony in his scanner and scanned it each week for five years. This is the resulting time lapse video:

Diablo III Launch Ditches PvP Arena Mode, Raising An Interesting Question

Is it better to ship a game early and patch in a missing game mode later?

The Honest Bachelor From David Spade, Funny Or Die, Danny Jelinek, Manasewitsch, And Ellie Del Campo

This is what the bachelor would be like if he was just a bit more honest.

Everything You Need To Know About Stonehenge II

Did you know there's a huge replica of Stonehenge appropriately named Stonehenge II located about 100 miles outside of Austin, Texas?!?! Well, there is -- and here's everything we learned about it.

Kobayashi Sets World Grilled Cheese Record At SXSW

The most acclaimed competitive eater in the world faced off against the most delicious lunchroom staple today at SXSW. A new world record of 13 sandwiches in one minute was set.

Maria Lin: 6 Things You Don't Know About A Special Needs Parent

Raising a child with any disorder, condition or special need, is both a blessing and a challenge. A challenge for the obvious reasons, and a blessing because you don't know the depths of victory and joy until you see your child overcoming some of th…

Jonah Hill's Supermediocre Episode Of 'SNL'

I wouldn't go so far as to say last night's SNL, with Jonah Hill as the host and the Shins as the musical guest, was bad. More like, it was

Rick Santorum On Radical Feminists

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum is attacked for his sometimes controversial views on women's issue. In a 2005 interview with ABC News on This Week, Santorum said radical feminists like Gloria Steinem has launched a crusade against stay-at-home moms.

Girls' Time Travel Attempt Leads To Suicide In China

The girls decided to end their lives after one of them lost a remote control to a door, China Daily reports, via People's Daily. Xiao Hua told her best friend and fellow classmate, Xiao Mei, that she was worried about coming clean to her parents. Th…

It Takes Two Josh Hutchersons To Equal One Liam Hemsworth

In the latest celebrity news that will in no way change your life or make a difference in your day-to-day decisions, you should know Liam Hemsworth is almost a foot taller than Josh Hutcherson. At 6’3 Liam Hemsworth could probably eat the 5’5 Josh H…

Obama Understands The American People Don't Want War In Iran

President Obama made a strong reply to GOP candidates making “casual” comments about a possible war with Iran, which Obama says are easy when you’re not the commander-in-chief. “What are these rookies talking about?” Cenk says. “They don’t know what…

20 Amazing Modern Illustrated Movie Posters

This week, the gorgeous painted poster for Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom made the rounds on the internet, getting everyone a little bit more excited for the film’s release. Though the poster isn’t the least bit surprising for a Wes Anderson film, …

Inside the SXSW Startup Meat Market

"Hi, hey, what have you built?" Speed dating for startups is just as awkward as it sounds.

The Problem With Our Sandra Fluke Moment

That is to say – another moment, like the watershed period in 1991 and 1992, when women’s issues, particularly those related to women’s dignity, and privacy, and their right to work and live and function in non-hostile environments – moved front and…

Staten Island Woman Melissa Mazzeo Dies After Getting Trapped In Clothing Drop Box

A Staten Island woman who climbed into a clothing drop box suffocated and died inside after the box’s metal door closed on her head and trapped her yesterday, cops said.

AARP Misses The Notorious B.I.G.

Probably not as much as he misses not being a member of AARP.

Dog Takes A Poop In The Middle Of A Competition

How often does this happen in dog shows? If the answer is 7-8 times, I think I found my new favorite sport. Wait for it...

Jon Hamm Does Not Like Kim Kardashian

Though, how can a man who pulls off a fedora so effortlessly have any respect for them?

The 7 Worst Sex Lives In The Animal Kingdom

Yet for many (or even most) species, that is the reality they live with every day. For one gender, sex is the only reason they're alive; for the other, it's a terrifying, painful nightmare. For instance ...

'SNL' Recap: Jonah Hill Plays Up Oscar Ego, Andy Samberg Does Awful Sarah Palin (Video)

Jonah Hill is kind of a big deal. After all, this is an Oscar-nominee we’re talking about.

Inside The Donut Taco Palace

Otherwise known as HEAVEN. The Donut Taco Palace is just outside of Austin, Texas and was the first stop on our road trip the International Pizza Expo in Vegas. Come inside.

Kitten Bathes In A Bucket


'Sons Of Anarchy' Creator Kurt Sutter Talks Season 5, Says Chuck Zito Will Appear On FX Drama (Video)

After a shocking season four Sons of Anarchy finale in December, fans are eagerly awaiting the show’s return, which will see Jax (Charlie Hunnam) as the new leader of SAMRCO and Gemma (Katey Sagal) dealing with the fact that her murderous husband Cl…

Disapproving Otter

This otter is extremely unhappy about the choices you are making in your life.

Jose Canseco Really Wants To Fight Shaq

Or, as Jose Canseco continues to lose his mind on Twitter, we continue to laugh.

A Parents' Guide To The Lion King

Maybe this was the director's cut?

The Best Way To Prank A Jogger

That's what you get for trying to act better than the rest of us by exercising.

Kristen Stewart Moves To Sunier Places In On The Road

For a movie heavy with big name actors, this first trailer for On the Road seems to star the setting: post-WWII America, the country, the road. This seems like a smart choice, since for every Twilight fan that just has to see the latest Kristen Stew…

Oldest Animal With A Skeleton Found

RIVERSIDE, Calif., March 9 (UPI) -- Paleontologists say they've discovered fossils of the oldest animal with a skeleton, between 560 million and 550 years old, in South Australia.

Whitney Houston's Daughter, Bobbi Kristina, Wants To Change Name To Lose Link To Dad Bobby Brown

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown plans to change her name to lose her link to her father, Bobby Brown, TMZ reported.

Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina -- I Don't Want My Dad's Name

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown can't stand her name ... because of its association with her father Bobby Brown -- and now, TMZ has learned, she wants to change it all together. Bobbi Kristina is telling friends ... she's wanted to …

Kris Humphries -- Kim Kardashian Kept All Our Money

Sources close to Kris Humphries say he has no beef with the story we posted yesterday -- that he made a bundle off of his wedding to Kim Kardashian -- but according to Kris' camp ... the bballer hasn't seen a penny and Kim has it all. We're told be…

Bobbi Kristina Brown & Nicholas Gordon Kissing -- Whitney Houston's Daughter & Secret Adopted Son

No wonder Bobbi Kristina Brown doesn’t want to leave her home in Atlanta, Georgia to live with her grandmother Cissy Houston in New Jersey! Two eyewitnesses tell that they witnessed the 19-year-old girl lip kissing her unofficial a…

Former LAPD Detective Names Biggie's Killer

“Wardell ‘Poochie’ Fouse was paid to kill Biggie. At the time, he was a 36-year old member of the Mob Piru Bloods. According to several Death Row insiders and FBI informants, Poochie was a down-for-the-cause, hardcore gang member. Confidential sourc…

Ron Paul Volunteers Impoverish Themselves For The Cause

The "Ron Paul Roadies" have been traveling for months to volunteer for the Paul campaign. Cut off by the campaign, they're getting hungry, and asking for contributions on Reddit and YouTube.

Nick Zoricic Dead: Ski Racer Dies During Skicross Crash In World Cup Event (VIDEO)

GENEVA — Canada and the action-sports world endured their second tragedy in two months Saturday with the death of skicross racer Nik Zoricic, who suffered head injuries after crashing into the nets on the side of the course near the final jump of a …

Celebrities Should Speak To Ugandans Before Supporting Kony 2012

You know what’s great? Celebrities using their enormous influence to make a difference in the world.

90 Students In Iraq Stoned To Death For Having 'Emo Hair And Tight Clothes'

Youngsters in Iraq are being stoned to death for having haircuts and wearing clothes that emulate the ‘emo’ style popular among western teenagers.

Kristen Stewart: Topless In ‘On The Road’ Trailer!

Kristen Stewart goes topless while sitting in a car next to a shirtless Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley in the trailer for the upcoming flick, On The Road.

4 Bootleg Items Purchased On The Streets Of NYC

Of course, there was no way in hell that I planned on blowing my entire budget on just one item, no matter how much of a bargain it pretended to be. So I figured I'd explore some of the other famously bootlegged items that the streets of NYC have to…

Shia LaBeouf Has A Ponytail And Beard Now

Shia LaBeouf in Los Angeles. (March 8, 2012)

'A Star Is Born': Tom Cruise May Join Beyonce In Clint Eastwood Remake

First "Rock of Ages," now this? According to Variety, Tom Cruise is being courted by Warner Bros. to star opposite Beyonce in Clint Eastwood's remake of "A Star Is Born."

Daylight Saving Time 2012: Change Your Clocks!

WASHINGTON (AP) — As if you weren't already sleep deprived, you'll get an hour less shuteye Saturday night no matter what time you turn out the lights. At 2 a.m. local time Sunday, daylight saving time, that harbinger of spring, arrives…

Wild Nail Art From Over The Years Photo

check out some of the different nail styles i have rocked! my favorite is the basic black with the one rhinestone nail.. simple but with a bit of edge.. xoxo

How Archie's Gay Friend Proved The Internet Can Do Good

The Internet is often described as a festering pit of electronic hate, but in the same way your gut is a festering pit of bacteria -- the vast majority are harmless, and you're actually better off for having them around. Ninety percent of people mig…

Who Was Demi Lovato Caught Making Out With On Patty's Blog

Guess it really is over between Demi Lovato and on-again, off-again flame Wilmer Valderrama! Demi has a lot going for her lately: she's making her way through recovery and her documentary Demi Lovato: Stay Strong premiered on MTV on March 6th to cri…

VIDEO] Demi Lovato & Logan Henderson Dating

Wilmer Valderrama is SO last month. It looks like Demi Lovato has moved on with another, more age appropriate, man and we totally approve. has learned exclusively the 19-year-old former Disney darling was engaging in some major PDA…

The Most Famous Republican In Kansas Skipped The Caucuses

Charles Koch appears not to have participated in his state's vote. The high-profile funder of conservative causes hasn't picked a horse.

The Real Recovery Has Arrived: Who Will Carry The Burden Of The Counterfactual In 2012?

In April of last year, Michael Grunwald wrote a sharp piece clarifying Barack Obama’s central re-election challenge: The hallmark achievements of his first term have been prophylactic. While stopping a recession from becoming a depression, reinforci…

Santorum Campaign Deceptively Edits Romney 2009 Newsweek Op-Ed

Did they deceptively edit, or just not read the entire article? They said Romney urged for a federal individual mandate in the article. He didn't.

Hulk Hogan Banged So Many Women After His Divorce He Doesn’t Recognize Woman In Sex Tape

Seen here demonstrating his deep, fatherly commitment to blocking harmful UV rays from Brooke’s ass, Hulk Hogan has basically confirmed that he is in a sex tape, but had no idea it was even being filmed and can’t even remember the chick in it becaus…

12 Things We Learned From Joss Whedon’s SXSW Talk

This morning, Whedon took the stage in front of a standing-room-only house at the South by Southwest Music, Film, and Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas for ‘A Conversation with Joss Whedon,’ moderated by Adam B. Vary of Entertainment Weekly. The…

Make A Place To Make Stuff: 6 Creative Workspaces For Your DIY Crafting

The key to turning such a small space into a place I actually wanted to spend time was keeping it organized and upbeat. I focused on finding a dedicated home for all of my excess supplies, then decorating the space with the products of past crafts f…

Solar Flare, Solar Storm, Sun Storm: Whatever It's Called, Sun Activity May Yield Stellar Aurora Borealis

WASHINGTON -- One of the strongest solar storms in years engulfed Earth early Thursday, but scientists say the planet may have lucked out. Hours after the storm arrived, officials said were no reports of problems with power grids, GPS, satellites or…

Mystic Pizza Owners Surrender $60,000 To Feds

MYSTIC, Conn. — The U.S. Treasury Department has seized more than $60,000 from a bank account of the owners of the Mystic Pizza restaurant made famous in a 1988 movie starring Julia Roberts. The Day of New London reports ( ) that federal authorities…

Louis C.K. Drops Out Of Congressional Correspondents Dinner Speech After Fox's Greta Van Susteren Complains

Louis C.K. has dropped out of hosting the Radio & Television Congressional Correspondents dinner after Fox News host Greta Van Susteren threatened to not attend. C.K.'s take-no-prisoners brand of stand up comedy apparently rubs Van Susteren the wron…

Ali Fedotowsky Split: 'Bachelorette' Star Talks Breakup

Ali Fedotowsky may have found love on "The Bachelorette" in 2010, but her relationship with Roberto Martinez just wasn't meant to last. Though she's stayed fairly quiet since her November split from her fiance, the reality star and TV personality is…

Jessica Sanchez 'I Will Always Love You': 16-Year-Old's Rendition Stuns 'American Idol' Judges

LOS ANGELES -- Gutsy "American Idol" contestant Jessica Sanchez took on Whitney Houston's biggest hit, delivering a performance that awed the show's judges. When host Ryan Seacrest asked the panel to name Wednesday night's top two singers among the …

Trayvon Martin's Family Calls For Arrest Of Man Who Police Say Confessed To Shooting (UPDATE)

Trayvon Martin, an unarmed African-American teenager, was shot and killed in a gated community in Florida late last month by a white neighborhood watch captain, according to police. But the watch captain, George Zimmerman — a 26-year-old college stu…

George Zimmerman, Neighborhood Watch Captain Who Shot Trayvon Martin, Charged With Violence Before

An attorney for the family of Trayvon Martin, the teenager shot to death last month by a neighborhood watch captain in an Orlando, Fla., suburb, said police withheld the shooter's violent past from the slain youth's family. Police initially told Mar…

Stocks Gain Slightly As Greece Technically Defaults

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Stocks closed fractionally higher Friday after a paring gains late afternoon when Greece was declared to be in a default because it had forced some private investors to participate in its restructuring efforts.

EXCLUSIVE Inside Madam Anna Gristina’s Upper East Side Love Lair Brothel

Welcome to the Hovel of Love — and help yourself to free Coors Light, instant coffee and only the finest in economy his-and-her pleasure products.

Lindsay Lohan A Redhead Once More

The four-time "SNL" host was snapped leaving a salon in Los Angeles yesterday with freshly dyed red hair, looking far more like herself than she has in recent months. The actress ditched the ghastly peroxide blonde locks that had aged her significan…

Elisabeth Moss Says Her Ex Husband Fred Armisen’s, ‘greatest Impersonation Is That Of A Normal Person’

“Mad Men” star Elisabeth Moss talks for the first time about her divorce from “SNL” star Fred Armisen. She tells Page Six Magazine, out today, “One of the greatest things I heard someone say about him is, ‘He’s so great at doing impersonations.

Peter Cook Tells ABC News Ex-wife Christie Brinkley Was Trying To 'Publicly Castrate' Him

She’s an Uptown Girl with an ax to grind — according to her scorned ex-husband.

Carmelo Anthony Dragging Down The New York Knicks And Not Working Well With Jeremy Lin

MILWAUKEE — Carmelo Anthony has a long way to go before ever receiving the compliment Mike D’Antoni bestowed recently on Tyson Chandler as the Knicks' “most irreplaceable player.’’

Elisabeth Moss Slams Ex Fred Armisen As Not "Normal"

Wow, what happened between Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen? The Mad Men actress has broken her silence about her 11-month marriage to the Saturday Night Live star -- and while she doesn't go into specifics, she doesn't exactly pull any punches.

WTF: The Internet Thinks Carl Weathers Is Joseph Kony

It’s a new meme: Put a photo of any black guy (here, Carl Weathers) and see if your friends automatically assume it’s Joseph Kony. Really!

The History Of The Animated GIF

The latest viral buzz from

Katrina Bowden News - Katrina Bowden Bikinis Spring Break Style In Florida (PHOTOS)

Though many celebs do it year-round, it looks like it's officially time to break out those bikinis! 30 Rock star Katrina Bowden was seen shaking her stuff

Vanessa Lachey News - Vanessa Lachey’s Teeny Baby Bump Shows Its Stripes! (PHOTOS)

The 31-year-old TV host was seen hitting up a salon in Studio City on Thursday, and looked adorable in a striped, long sleeved maxi dress. After freshening up her ‘do, she did a bit of shopping.

Bisexual Women Are TV’s Hot New Thing

Why Do So Many TV Shows Now Have Bisexual Women Characters?

Gemma McCluskie Murder: Brother Charged After Headless Body Of Former EastEnders Actress Found Dumped In Canal

This afternoon her brother Tony, 35, was charged with murder and will appear at Thames Magistrates' Court , London, on Monday.

Beyonce & Blue Ivy Carter: Prospect Park Visit!

Beyonce carries her infant daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, back to the car after visiting Prospect Park on a sunny Thursday (March 8) in Brooklyn, New York.

Jennifer Lawrence: ‘Hunger Games’ Mall Tour!

Jennifer Lawrence pays a visit to the Broward Mall as part of The Hunger Games U.S. Tour on Thursday (March 8) in Plantation, Fla.

Rachel Bilson: Night Out On The Town!

Going out at night now? She must be getting really desperate ,hoping the CW won’t cancel Hart of Dixie. Guess no one was buying into that whole Rachel goes to bed by 8pm every night crap because shes a sweet girl. She is such a fake. Wonder how lo…

The Best Shoes Of The Fall 2012 Season

We’ve scoured the Fall 2012 collections for the most amazing shoes, and it was easy, because there were plenty. The best part? Footwear options for Fall 2012 are a lot more reasonable than their Spring 2012 counterparts. (Remember those 6 inch Versa…

The 25 Richest Billionaires In Fashion & Retail

This year’s list is topped by Carlos Slim Helu & family, followed closely by Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. But who in the fashion and retail industry made the cut? Some of the rankings may surprise you–Zara‘s founder and part-owner Amancio Ortega i…

Sears Offers A ‘Hung Like Daddy’ Shirt For Your Toddler

There’s been tons of debate lately about whether kids are becoming sexualized too soon (see: Toddlers & Tiaras, Thylane Blondeau, bikini waxes for 11-year-olds) and now a sort of stodgy retailer best known for its refrigerator selection is making he…

Whitney Houston Will: Brother Doesn't Give A CRAP About Being Left Out Of Will

Whitney Houston's brother Gary Houston isn't bothered one bit that Whitney snubbed him in her will -- telling TMZ, "I dont concern myself with any of that [will stuff] ... All I know is my sister's gone." Gary just arrived in New York from Atlanta …

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.8.12

The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.8.12

‘Spring Breakers’ Has Guns And Butt Cheeks Now

For the past week, photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson wearing tiny shorts with their butt cheeks hanging out have been popping up like crazy from the set of Spring Breakers, a movie we knew absolutely jackshit about because th…

Lindsay Lohan’s A Ginger Again - The Superficial

Last week Lindsay Lohan appeared on TODAY where they thought it’d be a great idea to show old footage of her in 2006 when she was a young hot redhead with an immune system that was only halfway to being destroyed by her mother pumping her full of gi…

Fired Up! Republicans Are Taking The Country Back ... In Time

Do Republicans want to take the country back — or do they want to take it back in time? Jennifer Granholm takes on the latest battle in the ‘War on Women’ with a look at life in America decades ago, in a black and white era where women’s rights were…

Coke And Pepsi To Change Recipe To Avoid Cancer Warning Label

Coke and Pepsi will alter the caramel coloring in their colas to meet the requirements of a California ballot initiative aiming to limit exposure to toxic chemicals. The new recipe calls for less 4-methylimidazole but don't worry, the changes will …

Kony2012 Oversimplifies The Real Problems With Child Soldiers And The LRA

Ana Kasparian joins Cenk to break down the controversy around “Kony 2012,” the Invisible Children campaign to raise awareness about Ugandan guerilla warlord Joseph Kony. Ana says she doesn’t have a problem with Invisible Children’s spending, but doe…

The History Of The Animated GIF

Do you have seven minutes to watch a video about the birth of the animated GIF? I ask because I have no idea what your schedule is like today. If you do, here you go. Related: Is it really pronounced "jiff"? Because if so I have been embarrassing my…

Our Favorite Futuristic Film Fashions

If you’re like us, then you’ve already bought your tickets for The Hunger Games movie, even though it doesn’t open until the 23rd. There’s no shame in that. We’ll also cop to spending a fair of amount of time clicking around on Capitol Couture, a pr…

Perfectly Imperfect Beauty Queens

Photographer Gianni Cipriano visited six different unconventional beauty pageants throughout Italy, which inspired his series Perfect. None of the contestants have an ideal, model-type figure, some are quite older than others, a few weren’t born as …

Angelina Jolie's 'Maleficent' Will Start Shooting In June (Exclusive)

Disney's Maleficent, a live-action origins story starring Angelina Jolie as one of Disney's most iconic villians, is eyeing a June start date in London. Robert Stromberg will direct Maleficent from a script by Linda Woolverton and is already in the …

PaleyFest: 'Castle' Gang Say 'Caskett' Fans Will Be Happy, Offer 8 Season 4 Teases

As Castle creator Andrew Marlowe so eloquently introduced prior to the screening of March 19’s hour, “A Dance With Death,” This will be the “last normal Castle episode before the stormy weather hits.” But what’s normal in the world of Castle?

'Rush Limbaugh Show' Broadcasts Five Minutes Of Dead Air As Sponsors Continue To Flee

Of the 86 ads that were aired, 77 were unpaid public service announcements from the Ad Council, and seven were from sponsors which were in the process of removing support from the show. Only two ads were from sponsors which have not indicated they w…

Solar Storm Releases Plasma

The Sun's magnetic field and releases of plasma directly affect Earth and the rest of the solar system. Solar wind shapes the Earth's magnetosphere and magnetic storms are illustrated here as approaching Earth. These storms, which occur frequently, …

Will Ferrell Sings Español In ‘Yo No Se.’

Will Ferrell plays Armando Alvarez in Casa De Mi Padre, a film almost entirely in Spanish, and about as close as it gets to a perfect concept. To promote the soundtrack, which just released a track listing (with the title track sung by Christina Agu…

Funny And Awesome Desktop Wallpapers :

1 Click on the images to get the full 1600x wallpapers. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 …

Where Did Social Enterprise Come From, Anyway?

This moment in history may be a perfect storm for the rapid rise of social enterprise. One major factor is how the internet has redefined our social circles. “There are less and less boundaries between people, and that includes people in need and ot…

GOOD Pictures: Documenting South Africa's Bike Culture

For "Bicycle Portraits," Stan Engelbrecht and Nic Grobler photographed more than 500 people with their bikes across South Africa. They've created a gorgeous and diverse portfolio cataloging a range of people who ride.

How Young Scientists Are Determining The Future Of Organic Farming—and Craft Beer

Now, he says, that fear has subsided. The organic movement has been slower to infiltrate the world of plant breeding, but it's begun to gain a foothold. "Universities are hiring people that they wouldn't have dreamed of 15 years ago," for jobs with …

Fundraising Goes Social: Fundly Taps Your Online Networks To Support Your Cause

Creating a campaign is as easy as telling a story, setting a fundraising goal, and blasting the news of your effort to your social network. Donors are encouraged to solicit support from their own set of friends using Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, and…

Intermission: Stop-Motion Guacamole

PES, who showed us how to make "Western Spaghetti" in 2008, works his stop-motion magic again in his new short, "Fresh Guacamole." He chops up baseballs, dice, and tomato pin cushions to toss into a bowl of inedible-yet-tantalizing guacamole. The vi…

9 Things We’d Miss Most On The Internet If The World Ended Today

Everyone’s bugging out about the world ending this year, but I’ve got some good news for you: Mass Effect 3 makes it very clear that the end of days takes place in 2187. I, for one, am pretty relieved because I really just can’t get enough of the in…

Mass Effect 3 Walkthrough Strategy Guide Citadel

For the best Citadel: Cerberus Ciphers guide for Mass Effect 3, check out this page on MyCheats.

Weekend Reading: Michael Ian Black Hates His Wife, But It’s Totally Romantic (I Swear)

Want to hunker down with a good book this weekend that has you snorting water out your nose from laughing and at the same time, makes you believe in love again? I thought so....

Prince Harry Runs Race While Wearing A Mask Of His Brother's Face

As he ran the "Sport Relief Mile' during the British and Brazilian-themed sports day in Rio de Janeiro, Prince Harry wore a mask of his brother, Prince William. Is this the English edition of Alabama Face Guy or what?

Good Call: In 2008, Biden Said Bin Laden Was Hiding In Pakistan

In the 2008 Vice Presidential debate between then Senator Joe Biden and Governor Sarah Palin, Biden said Osama Bin Laden was hiding in Pakistan. He was right.

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