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March 23, 2012

Liam Hemsworth 'Embarrassed' By Miley Cyrus' Partying

"Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus has shed her Disney skin in recent years, letting herself be documented giving a director a lap dance, smoking salvia out of a bong, calling herself a "stoner," and striking a raunchy pose with an X-rated cake. But …

The Best Day Of The Week Has Arrived, It’s #FriskyFriday!

Warning: Only click through these pics if you want to be distracted all day long…

Tori Spelling Pregnant With Fourth Child Five Months After Giving Birth

The baby-to-be will join Hattie (who was born in October 2011), brother Liam, 5, and sister Stella, 3, the actress and reality star's children with husband Dean McDermott. Spelling, 38, wed Canadian-born actor McDermott, 45, back in May 2006.

GOOD Pictures: Life On The Commuter Train

Winter's portraits speak to the diversity of they people who commute every day, and leave us wondering about people's lives outside the train. Why do these people choose to live so far from where they work, commuting hours every day? Who is this man…

Newt Gingrich Attacks Obama For Trayvon Martin Comment

Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich appeared on the Sean Hannity Radio show today and said he found President Obama's comments “if I had a son, he would look like Trayvon" "disgraceful" and "appalling." Gingrich said Obama "trying to turn" the death of Martin "into a racial issue" was "fundamentally wrong."

Student Owned By Professor On Facebook

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Trayvon Martin Case Sparks Protests Calling For Arrest Of George Zimmerman In Florida Shooting

UPDATE: President Obama on Friday offered up his first public comments about the Trayvon Martin case, calling for a thorough investigation into the death of the 17-year-old Florida teen that has sparked protests around the nation. "I think all of us…

Tori Spelling Pregnant 5 Months After Giving Birth

Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott are expecting a baby just five months after welcoming their daughter Hattie.

Miley Cyrus Might Be Engaged - The Superficial

Probably to distract from the fact the entire Internet saw her park in a handicap space on her way to Pilates, Miley Cyrus tweeted the above picture while raving about her nail foundations, and you’ll notice there appears to be a large diamond ring …

Sexy Redheaded Girls Gallery :

1 If my title hasn’t completely creeped you out then please do continue to send in those gorgeous redheaded photos to me at bringittobob [at] gmail [dot] com 2 3 4 5 …

Drunken Spring Break Debauchery 2012 [75 PHOTOS]

Ahhh, Spring Break. Arguably the greatest memories you have from your college years come during these trashy, drunken weeks in various tropical locations. If you have yet to visit one of our Top 10 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations, you are going …

Madonna's Gay-Rights Facebook Poetry Makes People Mad

Madonna says she'll speak out against recent anti-gay laws at her shows in Russia this summer. Not everyone is thrilled with her support.

Teen Vogue Suggests Wearing Pajamas To Prom

Such as this $178 Aiko Pajama top and matching $240 pants. Costs about as much as a nice prom dress, anyway!

10 Things That Would Make Republicans More Popular Than Meddling With Women's Reproductive Health

The campaigns to defund Planned Parenthood, force women into vaginal ultrasounds, and make contraception more expensive have been political disasters. One way their proponents might redeem themselves? Glitter-bombing the Senate floor!

The White House Fully Embraces "ObamaCare"

It's kind of what the gays did for "queer." "Hell yeah, I'm for Obamacare," David Axelrod says in this email.

Top Manhattan Corporate Lawyer Accused Of Assaulting Mistress After Two-year Affair

A married Manhattan corporate lawyer’s double life came crashing down after he was arrested for smacking his mistress in the face and threatening to kill her, according to court papers.

Newt: You Don’t Have To Be ‘Stupid’ To Think Obama’s Muslim, Just Uninformed

“It should bother the President. Why does the President behave the way that people would think that [he is a Muslim]?” Gingrich said. ”You have to ask why would they believe that? It’s not because they’re stupid. It’s because they watch the kind of …

Watch Kim Kardashian Get Flour Bombed, Perpetrator Busted

At Kim Kardashian's True Reflection fragrance launch benefiting Dress for Success Thursday, bystanders were shocked when the star was flour-bombed out on the red carpet.

Is Miley Cyrus Engaged?

Today's Twitter Buzz: Today Miley tweeted a photo of her nails that showcased a flashy diamond ring — could the reports in the gossip rags be true? (I doubt it.) Plus, everyone and their mother takes to twitter to make fun of Geraldo.

How Gynecologists Talk—And Don't Talk—About Sex

My bad ob-gyn isn't the only one who doesn't know how to talk about sex. A new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine examines how gynecologists and obstetricians talk about sexual activity with their patients—if they talk about it at all…

Wasteland 2 Kickstarter May Start An Admirable Trend

Brian Fargo intends to pledge some of Wasteland 2's profits to future Kickstarters.

Reasons To Actually Read The New Tumblr Terms Of Service

They included some cute little nuggets in there.

The Great Surf Riot Of 1986

100,000 people were in Huntington Beach, CA, for the 1986 Ocean Pacific Pro Surfing Championship. Then things started getting out of hand. Let's look back at the world's first — and maybe only — surf riot.

Buried Netflix Treasures About Dudes In Peril

There are literally tens of thousands of things to watch on Netflix. Most of them not very good! If only there was a human video clerk, like the olden days, to help you find the most awesome, most obscure films on Netflix streaming video. Say hello to the Netflix Video Clerk.

Duke's Austin Rivers Is Duke's No More: On The Decision To Go Pro

Why Austin's making the right decision, and why he isn't the player you thought.

Ten-Year-Old Wayne Rooney Looking Surprisingly Adorable

But the other kid can see through Wayne, and is rightly terrified.

The Woman In Love With A 3-Foot Statue

In fact, he (it) is her boyfriend. This is insane! There's no way that statue is actually 3 feet tall.

Possibly The World's Tiniest Puppy

The puppy is the size of an iPhone and its name is Beyonce.

Kim Kardashian News - Kim Kardashian: Mirror Mirror! Kylie Is Gorgeous In My D&G (PHOTOS)

Kylie borrowed my Dolce and Gabbana dress for the Mirror Mirror premiere last week! She looks soooo gorgeous! I wore this dress back in 2009 but the colors are so classic and nude and black always work well together, so it still looks really fresh a…

6 Things That Are Far Sadder Than They Should Be

So over the last few months, I've been living my life while keeping a list of all the little things that make me feel disproportionately sad. Then I deleted all the entries that involved Cracked's Soren Bowie pretending to have any ethnicity and, vo…

Vogue Writer Advocated Publicly Shaming Her Overweight 7-Year-Old

Vogue writer Dara-Lynn Weiss decided to help her 7-year-old lose weight by shaming her bad food choices. All in the name of “health.”

Sexual Innuendo Lizards

Should...should we be seeing this? I am super uncomfortable right now.

SNL On Hulu Isn't Really SNL

Ridiculous music rights issues are keeping some of the show's funniest sketches offline. Maybe this is why the internet kind of hates SNL?

Losing Weight Doesn't Make Obese Girls Feel Better

Even after they drop pounds, they still think they're fat. Which, according to one mom's upsetting story, rings all too true.

Occupy Protester Fishes For Cops With Donuts

That's going to endear them to the general public. Another protester can be heard in the background asking, "Why are you focusing on the cops?" And Gothamist calls them "smug brats."

Movie Villains In Their Twilight Years

This seems about right. It's good to know that The Shining twins are still functioning members of society. (via laughingsquid.com).

Katy Perry Is A Human Disco Ball

Check out what she wore at Berlin's Echo Awards last night. Better than that see-through mermaid outfit — but not by much!

Cate Blanchett Does A Magazine Cover Without Retouching And Other Links

And she is flawless. Plus teachers admit standardize testing is garbage and a cat channels a flying squirrel to defy physics and survive a 19 story fall. These and other Buzz we missed await your clicking pleasure.

This Tibetan Mastiff Just Doesn't Give A Damn

Or it's receiving the Heimlich. So big, so hairy.

Geraldo Rivera: Trayvon Martin's 'Hoodie Is As Much Responsible For [His] Death As George Zimmerman' (VIDEO)

Geraldo Rivera provoked outrage on Friday when he said that slain teenager Trayvon Martin was partially responsible for his death because he was wearing a hoodie. The Fox News host later revealed that even his own son was dismayed by the comments.

Hardly Working: Breaking Bad

Check out more HardlyWorking episodes at http://www.collegehumor.com/hardlyworking.

Mad Men Supercut: The Best Of Joan Leaving Rooms

Ever notice how Mad Men never cuts away when Christina Hendricks leaves the room? We did, and you’re welcome.

The Other TMNT Co-Creator And Conan O'Brien Both Have Something To Say

Michael Bay is producing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie to be directed by the Battle Los Angeles guy, which is a sentence I never hoped to type. Earlier this week Bay said the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “are from an alien race, and they’…

Help Us Fill The "Worst Star Trek" Episodes Bracket

And you left off the single worst episode ever, an episode called Turnabout Intruder, when a woman body-switches with Kirk so she can be a captain of a starship because, in the enlightened future, Starfleet doesn’t allow female captains. However, sh…

Kim Kardashian News - Gotcha! This Is The Woman Who Flour Bombed Kim Kardashian (PHOTOS)

Though she’s yet to be named, Celebuzz has obtained a photo of the woman who flour bombed Kim Kardashian on Thursday night. The culprit was snapped in a police car outside the London Hotel in West Hollywood.

Ray J -- I Had NO IDEA Whitney Houston Was Doing Cocaine

Ray J is pissed that people are accusing him of being Whitney's enabler and, even worse, fueling her with the fatal dose of cocaine. Ray J's rep tells TMZ ... the singer had NO KNOWLEDGE that Whitney was using again. The rep says Ray J is especial…

Mischelle Salzgeber Hid Urine Bottle In Her Vagina, Police Claim (PHOTOS)

A vagina, while typically thought of as an organ used for reproduction or sexual activity, has many uses, as is evident by the studious criminals often profiled on The Huffington Post. We have covered everything from the hiding of knives and marijua…

Intelligent Life Cover Features Cate Blanchett Sans Photoshop

In the age of both the Photoshop of Horrors and the gimmicky “no makeup” editorial, it’s pretty excellent to see someone come at this issue from just the right angle. Intelligent Life‘s Photoshop-free Cate Blanchett cover is everything such a cover …

Reuters Politics Really Understands Facebook

Internet over, everyone go home. No matter what your political leanings are, there's something here for everyone.

Why 1995 Was Probably The Best Year Ever For Movies

Sure, there are plenty of better movies than the ones discussed above, but if told I could only watch releases from a single year for the rest of my life, I’d choose 1995. There’s no question. 1995 was the best year ever for movies because its perfe…

The 10 Best Things About Carly Rae Jepsen

Have you heard?! Carly Rae Jepsen is the next big thing.

42 Home Recipes Of Famous Foods

Now you can make some of your favorite foods from the comfort of your own kitchen. If you burn through these, check out the exhaustive list here.

Geraldo And Bill O'Reilly Wearing Hoodies

It's amazing they're still even alive?! Look at them, they're totally asking for it.

5 Things That Can Apparently Make Women Orgasm

A new study says women can orgasm from "weight lifting, climbing poles or ropes, yoga, and biking and spinning classes." From photo copiers to Peppermint Patties, here are some other things that aren't sex that can allegedly make you climax.

Megan Fox's Ever-Changing Face Through The Years

In Touch Weekly ran a story in their magazine this week claiming that Megan Fox has spent over $60,000 on plastic surgery to her face. Take a look at these photos from the past few years and decide for yourself.

Hotel Housekeeper Says She Was Suspended After Activism [Updated]

Morena Hernandez is a hotel worker in Los Angeles who was active in protests for women's and workers' rights. Now she's been mysteriously suspended — and she could be fired.

This Font Is Impossible

Frustro: a typeface that could never exist in three-dimensional space.

The Interesting Hairstyles Of Asians

It's tough transforming those stick-straight locks into a bold hair statement. If you're azn, file these under "looks to try."

'Hunger Games' Reviews: Critics React To The Anticipated Film

The reviews are in for "The Hunger Games," and it looks like the film is as popular with critics as it is with its young fans. "Hunger Games" already boasts a 88 percent positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Obama On Trayvon Martin Case: 'If I Had A Son, He'd Look Like Trayvon'

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the first time since the controversy erupted on the national scene, President Barack Obama weighed in on the killing of Trayvon Martin, calling it a tragedy, urging cooperation among law enforcement and declaring that "some s…

Chosen Links And Emo Dogs Tim-tebow-broncos-sacrificed-a-virgin

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'Hunger Games' Midnight Screenings: Box Office Could Reach $30 Million [UPDATE]

Not that you're surprised, but the odds are definitely in favor of Lionsgate and the team behind "The Hunger Games." The $78 million-budget adaptation of Suzanne Collins's best-selling YA novel earned at least $25 million from its midnight screening…

Miami Day 1 Photo - Buzznet

DMAs, Cuban food and a broken shoe. I'm writing this sitting in my bed at 3 am, about to pass out but wanted to give u guys a little behind the scenes look of my Miami trip. Today has been intense. Woke up early to do the rounds, meet all the amazin…

Elizabeth Taylor And Montgomery Clift: Unpublished Photos From The Set Of 'A Place In The Sun'

Their unique bond — so evident in the unpublished Peter Stackpole pictures in this gallery, taken on the Paramount lot during filming of A Place in the Sun in January 1950 and posted here on the one-year anniversary of Liz Taylor’s death — was occas…

Mitt Romney Conversing In French

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney spent time in France during his college years as a Mormon missionary. This video from a 2005 fundraiser proves he's got the ability to hold a conversation in the language.

Carrie Bradshaw 2.0

So the folks at The CW are trying to cash in on the SATC franchise with their teeny prequel "The Carrie Diaries." Now we have our first look at SJP's mini-me, AnnaSophia Robb. The girl can definitely pass for a young Carrie Bradshaw, but we are a bit stumped by this over the top, tacky styling choice. Seems like they're trying a little too hard, what do you think?

A Short Play On The Occasion Of Tim Tebow's Jets Merchandise Hitting Stores

Because this may be a common scene around the sea of green Tebow jerseys over the next few months.

People Canonized In The Form Of An Ugly Tattoo

Well, it's the thought that counts.

7 Gorgeous Jennifer Lawrence Outfits

Which is the best? All of them. Jennifer Lawrence has had a busy March, promoting the bejesus out of "The Hunger Games" on a globetrotting tour of press events and premieres. Here's a sampling of what she's worn throughout the month.

Geraldo Rivera's Son Is Ashamed About What His Father Said About Hoodies

Your son is right, so just apologize already.

FOX News Irresponsibly Selling Dangerous Hoodies

I can't believe FOX News is still selling these.

Kim Kardashian Flour-bombed At LA Promo Event For Perfume Line

LOS ANGELES -- Kim Kardashian was flour-bombed in Los Angeles on Thursday night as she attended a promotion for her new perfume -- with alarmed staff calling in the fire department to investigate.

Hilary Duff Loses Bet With Jessica Simpson And Gives Birth First

Hilary Duff, who we can only assume was in a competition with Jessica Simpson for who can hold their baby in longer, lost Tuesday night and gave birth to a baby boy named Luca Cruz Comrie. He weighed 7 pounds, 6 ounces and we’re confident he can tri…

NASA's Cassini Space Probe Finds A New Saturnian Ocean

The Cassini space probe discovers a surprising feature on Saturn's most enchanting moon

7 DIY Art Projects To Cure Your White Walls

Convert your white walls into chalkboard calendars, Marimekko-inspired art, and coffee stirrer conversation pieces.

Hotties Of The Hunger Games

The first "Hunger Games" movie is officially in theaters today and that means many of us will be seeing it this weekend. Whether you're super excited or being dragged along to a showing, here's a handy guide that identifies (and possibly objectifies) the movie's most attractive cast members. Enjoy.

Obama Uses The Same Patronizing Line On Many, Many Foreign Leaders

Denmark's Thomas Buch-Andersen thought it was kind of sweet that Obama said his country "punches above its weight." Then he realized that the president was saying the same thing to pretty much everyone.

BuzzFeed To Herman Cain: Let Us Make Your Viral Video

Herman Cain wants to raise $100,000 to make a Republican response to the Obama documentary, "The Road We've Traveled." BuzzFeed believes we can make a pretty sweet viral political video for half that price.

Herman Cain Wants To Raise $100,000 To Make A Viral Video

All he really needs is a baby, a cat and a Flipcam, but whatever. This fundraising pitch to finance an online film, meant to be a rebuttal to the Obama campaign's The Road We've Traveled, was e-mailed to us yesterday.

NBA Players Join The Trayvon Martin Protest

LeBron James tweeted it, along with the message, "#WeAreTrayvonMartin #Hoodies #Stereotyped #WeWantJustice".

Only "The Hunger Games" Will Save Your Freedom

Did you know "The Hunger Games" was a coded libertarian parable? These guys did.

"The Hunger Games" Trailer Acted Out By Barbies

Effie Trinket is made for Barbie-fication.

Hungry, Hungry "Hunger Games"

With a little bit of luck, Hasbro will actually make this tie-in. It's not like board games haven't sold their souls in the past to cash in on pop culture phenomenon.

Spotify Is The New Music Industry

Investors are apparently valuing Spotify at over $3.5 billion. But wait a sec: In 2010, the entire music industry had revenues of just $6.5 billion, down from $15 billion ten years ago.

Do You Really Have To Tell Your Facebook Friends Happy Birthday?

FWD: Halp! is a weekly advice column on how to behave like a person when using technology, by Katie Heaney. (Ask her things!) This week: Facebook birthdays, Netflix passwords and how to talk to cute people on the internet.

Daily Deals: Victoria's Secret, James Jeans, And More

Online shopping is convenient, but sifting through everything to find the best deals isn't. Here are today's picks.

Jason Russell, 'Kony 2012' Creator, Suffered From 'Reactive Psychosis,' Family Claims

The family of Jason Russell, the creator of the "Kony 2012" viral video and a co-founder of the advocacy group Invisible Children, said that "brief reactive psychosis" brought on his public meltdown on a San Diego street corner last week. "The preli…

Verizon’s Data Breach Investigations Report Reveals That Restaurants Are The Easiest Target For Hackers.

At some point in your restaurant-going life, you’ve probably felt a pang of doubt when you handed over your Visa card. How easy it would be, you probably thought, for a waiter to copy your credit card number and head out on a shopping spree. You pro…

Why Drug Companies Don't Sell A Lifesaving Drug Pioneered On The Battlefield

Experts point to a confusing problem: The drug is too cheap to be widely implemented. Most new pharmaceutical developments in the United States come when big drug companies put their marketing and R&D funds toward getting a drug approved by the Food…

A Frame-By-Frame Breakdown Of Blake Griffin Getting Destroyed By Jason Smith

The Hornets' Jason Smith laid a hit on Blake Griffin that would've been brutal on a football field, much less a basketball court. The Clippers were not happy.

Fashion Mailbag: Do Sticker Bras Work?

Once a week, BuzzFeed Shift editor Amy Odell answers your fashion questions in the Fashion Mailbag. The feature starts today with answers about bras that stick to you, Katy Perry's hair, and stubble.

Kerli's "Zero Gravity" Ushers In The Era Of BubbleGoth

In case anyone was wondering "What comes after hipsters?" If Lady Gaga and the Spice Girls had a baby, and let's all stop to imagine that for a moment, this would be the result.

At The Gun Range, Santorum Is Told To "Pretend It's Obama"

Candidate immediately disavows the shouted comment, calls it "awful."

Self Portrait: 17 Years Of Digital Cameras

Photographer Marc Aubry bought the first ever digital SLR, and at least 26 more since. His series of self-portraits tells the story of the first two decades of mainstream digital photography.

Romney, Santorum Comment On Trayvon Martin

After weeks of silence, candidates follow Obama's statement. Santorum condemns law enforcement for dragging its feet, Romney calls it a tragedy.

Geraldo Rivera Asking For It

That guy looks pretty suspicious to me.

Here's A Video Of Geraldo Rivera Wearing A Hood

Geraldo Rivera recently decided that Trayvon Martin's death was because Martin made the mistake of wearing a hoodie. Here's a video of Geraldo Rivera wearing a hoodie during Hurricane Frances. Hmm, looks like Geraldo's changed his tune on hoodies since 2004.

Natural Selection In Action

Chew carefully.

The Best Nicknames In Sports

POWER RANKINGS! As always our rankings are very scientific and created with the help of many people in lab coats, so you know they're absolutely correct.

Kim Kardashian Flour Bomb: Reality Star Covered In White Powder (PHOTOS)

Kim Kardashian met her fate with a bag of flour last night at The London West Hollywood, where she intended to promote her new fragrance, True Reflection, before being covered in white powder by a woman in the hotel lobby.

Barware

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Oddly Seductive Oil Paintings Of Bodies In Motion [NSFW]

The women in these “overlapping image” paintings by Korean artist Ho Ryon Lee are not frozen in time. Rather, they bend over to fasten their shoes, readjust their skirts, and slowly slide into their stockings. They carelessly drape themselves over f…

“Million Hoodie March” In New York Rallies Support For Trayvon Martin

The march began in Manhattan’s Union Square, where a rally in support of Martin had taken place. Martin’s father Tracy Martin and mother Sybrina Fulton, in New York for interviews with major media outlets, made an appearance at the rally to thank th…

Texas City Manager Lays Himself Off

KELLER, Texas, March 22 (UPI) -- The city manager of Keller, Texas, declaring municipal management positions needed to be trimmed, announced his own layoff.

Crazy Girl Proposes To Her Boyfriend Of Two Weeks (Video)

Fortunately, the really crazy ones show their true colors early

Santorum: I'll Support Whoever Wins The GOP Nomination

Santorum walks back his suggestion yesterday that Republicans "might as well vote for Obama" as Romney.

"30 Rock" With Two Baldwins

Billy Baldwin guest starred on "30 Rock" last night as an actor playing Jack Donaghy in Avery's TV Movie, leaving room for plenty of great Baldwin-on-Baldwin scenes. Those voices!

How To Prank "Hunger Games" Fans And Incite Rage

Real life trolling is far more dangerous. Having a cameraman and a microphone goes a long way to making rabid fans waiting for the midnight show question their own sanity.

Lana Del Rey Hanging Out With Marilyn Manson And Barry Manilow

From the Echo Awards in Germany. Anybody else crossing their fingers for a supergroup?

Geraldo Makes Hoodies The New Miniskirts

Today, Geraldo brought the kind of victim-blaming language rape survivors deal with every day to the shooting of Trayvon Martin. Talk about the insight into this crime we've been waiting for!

"Hunger Games" Nail Art

This the most logical extension of fandom to me. And yes, that is Peeta's face pained on a nail.

1966 Batmobile Vs. 1989 Batmobile

This episode of Super Power Beat Down features an intense race between the 1966 and 1989 Batmobiles. For those who don't feel like watching all ten minutes of Batmobile greatness, check out 5:10 for car stats and 7:40 for the race.

This Is A Guinea Pig Wearing A Sombrero

Well, my day just got infinitely better.

The 5 Craziest Things Geraldo Rivera Said About Hoodies

Geraldo Rivera went on a hoodie rant on Fox and Friends this morning. What you are about to read is infuriating.

Student Threatens Evolution Class: 'I Will Kill The F*** Out Of You' (NSFW VIDEO)

A Florida Atlantic University student flew into a rage during an evolution class, threatening to kill her professor and her fellow students.

Divers Find Five More Bodies On Shipwrecked Costa Concordia Two Months After It Ran Aground

The grim discovery was made as it was also announced that removal of more than 500,000 gallons of heavy duty diesel from the 17 tanks of the Concordia will be completed within the next 24 hours, in an operation that has lasted more than five week…

Miley Cyrus News - Miley Cyrus Steps Out In Spandex For Pilates (PHOTOS)

The 19-year-old starlet was snapped stepping out of the Windsor Pilates studio in Hollywood, Calif. on Wednesday wearing a black spandex ensemble. The gym clothes really accentuated her thin frame, and the exercise seems to be helping her dispositio…

Hunger Games Trilogy: How Will They Make A Movie Out Of Mockingjay?

The $90 million film adaptation of Hunger Games is likely to feature something unusual for a mainstream Hollywood production: the death of children. There's really no way to avoid it. The trilogy of novels by Suzanne Collins on which the movie and i…

Exclusive Video: Every Woman Don Draper Hooked Up With In Season 4 Of ‘Mad Men’

As our own Judy Berman pointed out earlier in the week, there’s a chance that many of you have your fingers crossed that when Mad Men returns on Sunday night, we won’t be greeted by Don Draper, super happy newlywed. Because what would be the fun in …

Samuel L. Jackson Introduces The New Orleans Hornets Pulp Fiction-Style

And if you were worried that he was going to do it without lengthily quoting some familiar bible passages, fear not. He's got you covered.

Deep Thoughts With Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman ponders life's greatest mysteries in this deep, thought-provoking video. It's Morgan Freeman talking, do I need to say more?

Silence From Romney, Santorum On Trayvon Martin [UPDATED]

The President spoke today. Romney ignored a question on the subject Tuesday, while Santorum and Paul haven't commented. Gingrich praised the local authorities' investigation of "tragedy," called for justice. UPDATE: Romney and Santorum have commented.

An Awesome Way To Flyer A Church

Score one for the atheists. For those wondering what a Christadelphian is, it's a Christian dolphin, obviously.

Rihanna Does Angelina's Legbomb

Rihanna or Angie: who did it best?

7 Birds Eating Out Of Photographer's Hands

Russian photographer Alex Royal caught these by feeding birds with one hand while snapping photos with the other. I hope to never be in this position. (via twentytwowords.com).

GIF Of The Night: Paul Millsap Is A Douche

Some claim that DeMarcus Cousins dove head first into the basket while chasing a ball last night. But this GIF proves that Boogie was maliciously shoved by the dastardly Paul Millsap. MILLSAP!

The Best Fan Costumes At Opening Night Of "The Hunger Games"

"The Hunger Games" is out today (duh), which meant the most devoted fans were out late last night to catch the midnight showing. That also meant: crazy outfits. Some fans wore incredibly well-executed costumes, while others just wore skimpy black dresses, maybe so they could go clubbing after.

Kim Kardashian Gets Flour-Bombed

PETA says they had nothing to do with it so I can only assume it was just your average American with a distaste for all things Kardashian.

Katy Perry: Echo Awards Red Carpet

Katy Perry sparkles in Paco Rabanne on the red carpet at the Echo Awards, held at the Palais am Funkturm on Thursday (March 22) in Berlin, Germany.

Why I’m NOT Taking My 8-Year Old To The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games hits theaters tonight. It could well be the biggest box office hit of the year, at least until The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 comes along in November. It is rated PG-13. Nearly two dozen kids aged 12 to 18 die by machete,…

Romney In 2002: My Only Connection To The Republican Party Is My Party Registration

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has come under fire in recent days for comments an advisor made comparing his campaign to that of an Etch A Sketch. Romney now casts himself as a "severely conservative" Republican, but in 2002, when trying to distance himself from an unpopular Republican administration in Massachusetts. Romney said "the only connection" to the Republican Party was that "I'm registered as a Republican."

Rick Santorum On Affirmative Action: "It's On Its Way Out In Most Areas."

In a 2005 interview with NPR called affirmative action an "old program" that was on it's way out in most areas, adding that more Republicans than Democrats voted for the Civil Rights Act. While a higher percentage of Republicans voted for the act, Republicans, who were in the minority did not have more yes votes than Democrats.

Gay Marriage Foes Make Free Commercial For Starbucks

The National Organization for Marriage is calling on supporters to "dump Starbucks" because the coffee chain supports gay marriage. Now customers in favor of gay rights are pledging to drink even more coffee.

Remixed: The Manhattan

In a new weekly column, BuzzFeed Shift tests recipes from cookbooks of the olden days. Today, a classic cocktail from the year... 1899!

Newt Gingrich Is The Happiest Also-Ran Ever

His rag-tag campaign straggles cheerfully through Louisiana. All roads, they believe, lead to Tampa, the White House, and other grandiose things.

Trampoline Dunk Fail

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Geometric Pornography App Rejected By Apple

I don't want to get into a discussion about whether Apple should be rejecting apps based on morality or what not, but there's no debating the fact this app created by Luciano Foglia features the filthiest behavior any of these geometric shapes have …

Tulisa 'Sex Tape': MC Ultra Responds To Sex Tape Accusation

Tulisa Contostavlos's ex-boyfriend MC Ultra has responded to her accusations he was behind the leak of a sex tape allegedly starring the singer.

January Jones Totally Wants Jon Hamm, Needs To GET UP OFF MY MAN, BITCH

Here’s the cast of Mad Men ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning where you’ll notice January Jones spent the whole time making googly eyes at Jon Hamm because she’s an adulterous whore who’s apparently too drunk all t…

Nerds Play With Vortex Cannon

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Armored Core V Review - Armored Core

Before the game's official retail launch, I played Armored Core 5 in effectively single player mode, and it proved a bit uninteresting. After only a couple story missions and a handful of order missions, I realized that I needed some help to survive…

Katy Perry ‘Part Of Me’ Video

Katy Perry straps down her giant breasts to join the Marines in "Part Of Me." (March 2012)

Morning Monologue: Syracuse Ekes One Out, Ohio State Blows One Out, And Michigan State Sits One Out

Our daily stroll through last night's action. On tap today: the Sweet Sixteen, NBA, and NHL.

iPad Problems

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Kim Kardashian News - Kim Kardashian Flour Bombed In Los Angeles

Kim Kardashian was attending an event Thursday night to promote her new fragrance True Reflection when a woman busted through the press line at the red carpet and threw baking flour on Kim’s head and back.

Kim Kardashian Flour-Bombed, Assaulted With White Powder

Kim Kardashian was assaulted Thursday night by a woman who threw white powder all over her, and it was concerning enough to call out the fire department. Kim was at the London Hotel in West Hollywood for an event touting her new fragrance line, Tru…

5 Good Reasons To Fake An Orgasm

I think pretty much any women’s magazine is going to tell you that the number one worst thing you can do in bed is fake orgasms. That is not true. The number one worst thing you can do in bed is “whatever Patrick Bateman did.” It is closely followed…

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Burning bras burns calories, true story (62 photos)

Omar From The Wire To Play ODB In Biopic Dirty White Boy

EW has learned exclusively that Michael K. Williams, 45, will star in an upcoming film about the legendary Wu-Tang Clan rapper and all-around troubled soul Russell Jones, a.k.a. Ol’ Dirty Bastard, whose impressive mic skills and outrageous showmansh…

Social Snacking: Three Companies Add Impact To Your Empty Calories

Now imagine if all that munching could be meaningful. Three social enterprises are trying to bridge that gap.

The Truth About High Gas Prices

Tune into a presidential campaign event for a few minutes, and you'll start hearing about gas prices, from both President Obama and the Republicans who want to take his place. With all the political rhetoric flying, the basic facts about gas prices—…

Slavery Homework Problem: Another Georgia Elementary School Under Fire For Math Problem Referencing Slaves (VIDEO)

Parents are outraged after 139 fourth grade students in Georgia were given a math problem referencing slavery, WAGA-TV reports. Christopher Jackson, the parent of a 9-year-old at the school, told the station his son brought home the offensive extra-…

5 Historic Artifacts You Won't Believe Still Work

Unless you're talking about diamonds, Twinkies or vampires, lasting forever usually isn't in the cards. Yet all over the world -- and universe -- there are machines, engineering feats and pieces of meat that never got the memo that we all have a use…

Sony May Be Mobile-Friendly, But Don't Expect A Proper God Of War iOS Release

Don't hold your breath for a God of War game to show up on the App Store.

Clintonville, WI Booms Rattle City, Remain Unexplained

MILWAUKEE — A series of mysterious underground booms have been rattling a small eastern Wisconsin city for at least two nights, baffling residents and local officials who were left stumped Tuesday after ruling out numerous theories, from earthquakes…

Freida Pinto Covers ‘Nylon’ April 2012

Freida Pinto pairs a Chanel jacket with an Alternative Apparel sweatshirt on the cover of Nylon magazine’s April Anniversary issue, on newsstands Tuesday (March 27).

Abercrombie & Fitch Working To Shut Down Copycat Site Selling ‘N-Word Brown Pants’

Were you looking for a pair of men’s Abercrombie & Fitch-style cargo pants at a reasonable price? Look no further than Abercombie-and-fitchoutlet.com, selling these counterfeit cargo shorts in a charming “N****r brown” shade. The site looks almost …

Katy Perry’s G.I. Jane Now - The Superficial

Here’s Katy Perry‘s latest video for “Part Of Me” which is probably the greatest insult to the Marines I’ve ever seen in my life. Because apparently according to Katy Perry, the Marines are nothing more than a bunch of broken-hearted women sitting a…

Sexy Superfan Showdown: New York Jets Vs. Denver Broncos

Yesterday’s big news wasn’t the fact that a head coach was suspended for a year, it was the New York Jets making a trade for Tim Tebow. The move made tons of sense for the Broncos team, but I’m sure more than a few Denver fans are upset at losing th…

Dark Souls Is This Generation's Best 8-Bit Game From 1UP.com

If you've been alive long enough to grow up alongside video games, you might have noticed that both of these devious RPGs feel very old-school -- and not just in terms of controller-throwing frustration. With a great deal of hindsight at their dispo…

Pretty Little Liars Season Finale Broke Social Media Records

This past Monday night the Pretty Little Liars‘ episode was one of those on-the-edge of your seat thrillers. After all this time, the season finale was going to finally reveal the identity of character A, and fans everywhere were all but pissing the…

Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law Doesn’t Prohibit That They Arrest George Zimmerman For Killing Trayvon Martin.

With outrage over the shooting death of Trayvon Martin flaring into protest marches, the city manager of beleaguered Sanford, Fla., where the police have failed to arrest Martin’s killer, George Zimmerman, released a crazy-making statement Wednesday…

Whitney Houston Cause Of Death Revealed -- Cocaine Found In System

Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died -- this according to the L.A. County Coroner. The L.A. County Coroner has just released the singer's official cause of death -- accidental drowning ... but the report also notes heart disease …

Everyone Lady Gaga Has Ever Looked Like

Look, I feel curiously much more warmly towards Lady Gaga now that I see how much she resembles Wilson the Volleyball. She is our friend! She is going to get us off this island! Oh. Until she’s an alien. Or Dracula from that bizarre Bram Stoker movi…

TV Gourmet: Making Food And Drinks From ‘Archer’

Previously on TV Gourmet: we’ve prepared meals from “Happy Endings,” “The Simpsons,” “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” “Freaks and

Only 7 Percent Of Teachers Believe In Standardized Tests

“There needs to be less emphasis on mastering a test, and more emphasis on mastering the skills and higher-level concepts in the core subjects,” wrote one New Mexico teacher. The teacher emphasis on formative assessments makes sense, since those ong…

The 20 Most Self-Centered Athletes Of The Last Decade

Most, if not all, professional athletes and coaches are self-centered to a certain degree. Even the most selfless "team-first" types are still driven by a self-centered desire to squash the opposition and feed their own egos. It's not a bad thing, i…

Beyonce Post-Baby Body: New Mom Shows Off Slim Figure In New York (PHOTOS)

She gave birth to baby Blue Ivy just over two months ago, but Beyonce is already showing off her stunning post-baby body. The singer demonstrated her support for the first lady at a Michelle Obama-hosted New York City event, sporting a skintight Vic…

Jim Garrison: Martial Law By Executive Order

At one level, the prospect for war with Iran is probably an immediate justification. But the comprehensiveness of the Executive Order, like that of the 2012 NDAA, speaks to something much deeper, more sinister. I would suggest that this Order, like …

'Bachelor' Ben And Courtney: So Unhappy Together?

Are we surprised? Life & Style reports that "Bachelor" Ben Flajnik and most controversial finale fiance ever! Courtney Robertson were spotted publicly for the first time post-finale in San Francisco doing the usual couple-y things, like frolicking …

Titanoboa: Model Of Prehistoric Snake, World's Biggest, To Appear On TV And At Natural History Museum

What's the world's biggest snake? Experts say it's the reticulated python, specimens of which can exceed 20 feet in length. But these big guys are pipsqueaks compared to titanoboa (titanoboa cerrejonensis). This colossal constrictor measured more th…

Tulisa Contostavlos 'Sex Tape': X Factor Judge Posts YouTube Confession Clip, Admits 'It Was Me'

Tulisa Contostavlos has admitted that she is the person in the sex tape she has previously asserted was "100% fake". The X Factor judge made the unexpected admission in a YouTube video posted on Twitter.

Vibrating Tattoo Patented By Nokia Alerts Users When Phone Rings

Finnish mobile phone developer Nokia has filed for a patent on a magnetic, vibrating tattoo or badge that alerts users when their phones are ringing. According to the official patent filing, the apparatus would be able to detect a magnetic field and…

Tim Tebow Traded To New York Jets From Denver Broncos

The Jets made one of the most dramatic trades in franchise history Wednesday — twice.

Forbidden Facebook Relationship

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Gordon Ramsay Sues Montreal Restaurant For $2.75 Mil

Oh Gordon Ramsay, why can't you stay out of lawsuits? Now he's slapping a lawsuit on Montreal restaurant Laurier BBQ. Last month the restaurant, which had hired Ramsay on as a consultant back in 2010, severed all ties to the TV chef because he was "…

Ashlee Holmes Tattoo Guide Photo

Check out all of my tattoos! :)   &YES.. I want more.

Buzznet Exclusive: Kyle Burns SXSW Survival Guide On We've Got You Covered's Blog

Last week Buzznet was lucky enough to be hanging out in Austin, TX for the SXSW Music Festival. Besides seeing a ton of awesome bands and stuffing our faces with BBQ, we met up with Kyle Burns, drummer of Forever The Sickest Kids! Kyle took us out f…

Whitney Houston Has A “ton” Of Sex Tapes

Ever wanted to watch a middle-aged, former pop star in a stoned haze mumble her way through listless sex? Me neither, but we might be able to anyway, because Ray J (whose penis made it’s national video debut inside Kim Kardashians mouth) is said to…

News - Pregnant Snooki Takes Purple Dog To Psychic Reading

Pregnant Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was in Jersey City on Wednesday, where the mom-to-be was spotted walking JWoww’s now-purple dog to a psychic reading — in platform heels!

Bill Murray Faces Off With Fact-checkers In A 2008 Short Film

Of course, the casting here is key: FCU: Fact Checkers Unit not only features the always funny Kristen Schaal as an editor (at fictional magazine Dictum), but also includes a big part for the usually reclusive Bill Murray. When Schaal asks Karinen a…

Hugh Hefner's Son Marston Barred From Seeing Playmate Lover Claire Sinclair

Marston Hefner, son of playboy founder Hugh Hefner, as been sentenced to a 52-week domestic violence programme after allegedly beating his Playmate girlfriend Claire Sinclair last month.

Bethany Joy Galeotti & Husband Divorcing

Bethany Joy Galeotti has announced that she and her husband, Michael, are divorcing after six years of marriage.

Ricky Martin & Twins Cover Spanish ‘Vanity Fair’ April 2012

Ricky Martin poses with his 3-year-old twins, Matteo and Valentino, on the cover of Spanish Vanity Fair‘s April issue.

Ray J -- There Is NO Whitney Houston Sex Tape

Ray J is adamant ... he is NOT secretly harboring a stash of sexually explicit photos and video, depicting him and Whitney Houston in the throes of passion -- because no such stash exists. There have been reports ... Ray is sitting on a hoard of se…

The Cost Of Free Speech: Proposed Law Creates Fines For Protests

The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) drafts model legislation to be replicated in states across the country, including harsh anti-union laws. In Georgia, a state that was a cradle of the Civil Rights Movement, proposed legislation would …

What She Said: Plotting Vengeance, Wreaking Havoc

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10 Great Don Draper Wannabes On TV

Since these Mad Men trailers are giving us nothing to discuss (We get it! You’re back! Now let’s see some new footage, please!), we’ve decided to play a different game. The last season premiere opened with the question: “Who is Don Draper?” Now, wha…

An A-Z Guide To Mid-Century Modern Design According To ‘Mad Men’

Matthew Weiner, the show’s creator, says that the series isn’t “a textbook study of mid-century modern America.” In keeping with that, we’ve done our best to round up some of the more obscure design references from the first few seasons. From Bert C…

TV Ratings: 'Dancing With The Stars' Returns Low, Takes A Small Share Of 'The Voice'

The fight for Monday really heated up with the return of ABC's Dancing With the Stars. The veteran reality competition boosted the network from a low-rated season of The Bachelor, but it took a major hit going up against The Voice, according to fast…

Michael Bay Gets Ninja Turtles Alien Origin Backing From Original Leonardo

Just like in the beloved original films and comics, there is some dischord within the ranks of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

'Dancing With The Stars': Gladys Knight Isn't Thinking About Her Age

One of the first competitors to admit she was there to win -- and not just have fun -- Gladys Knight took a big step in the right direction during Monday's Dancing With the Stars premiere, bringing the entire audience to its feet and pulling in one …

Did I Just Say That Out Loud? Romney Adviser’s Unerasable Etch-A-Sketch Comment

The Mitt Romney presidential campaign has been unusually full of sitcom analogies this election season. Earlier, Romney compared opponent Newt Gingrich to Lucy in the candy factory from I Love Lucy, and characterized Gingrich as “zany,” a la a sitco…

Hunger Games Review—The Odds Are Not In Your Favor

For the six of you who have somehow avoided Lionsgate’s wizardly worldwide media blitz, The Hunger Games is the first volume of Suzanne Collins’s trilogy set in Panem, a North American dystopia perhaps a hundred years in the future. In the Capital c…

RIP, Robert De Niro’s Balls (1943

Yesterday at a fundraiser with Michelle Obama present, Robert De Niro made the comment, “Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?” Because haha, get it? We’ve never had a bla…

Kathy Bates Was Advised To Keep Cancer Battle Secret

Veteran actress Kathy Bates was advised to keep the news of her cancer battle a secret when she was first diagnosed with the disease in order to secure insurance coverage for a new movie project. The Misery star discovered she had ovarian cancer in…

The End Is Nigh For NBC’s ‘The Office,’ Or Else Things Are About To Get A Lot Worse

Although it’s a shoo-in for renewal, there’s nothing yet official for a ninth season of “The Office” next year. The network and the talent are still working out deals, but it appears that both Ed Helms and John Krasinski will return for at least par…

World's Fattest Women Is Engaged To A Chef

You can’t make this stuff up….. 1 Folks, don’t adjust your TV, this isn’t a drill. What you are seeing is the real deal. Supersized mother of two children and a model for SSBBW (supersized big beautiful women) w…

Fingers Crossed The Reports Are True--We Hear That Reese Witherspoon Is Pregnant!

I think we all have that one celebrity that you just want the best for and love to see happy. For me, that celebrity is Reese Witherspoon. So, I’m literally bursting with happiness to tell you that according to Us Weekly, she is expecting a child wi…

Which Movies Can You Watch Over And Over? Here Are My Top Picks...

Last night while watching TV I flipped to AMC to see if I could catch some old season four Mad Men episodes in preparation for Sunday's big premiere, but instead I came across a Shawshank Redemption marathon. You know--the Stephen King short story (…

OMFG--We Finally Know Who "A" Is! What Did You Think Of The Big Reveal On Tonight's Pretty Little Liars?

I don’t know about you guys, but I have been DYING to know who in the world is “A” on Pretty Little Liars. I thought last week was the big reveal so imagine how sad I was when the episode ended and I realized there was still one more week to go befo…

Scooter Fail From That Happened!

Here's a step by step run through on how to crash a scooter quickly.

TV Reporter Walks Into Post From TubularGoldmine

While trying to interview someone this local tv reporter gets exactly what's coming to him.

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