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March 15, 2012

15 People Dying Of Embarrassment

Hey, it could happen to you.

March Madness: Ranking The Afternoon Games

Here's hoping the night games are better. Or at least better officiated.

This Lady Is Addicted To Drinking Her Own Urine

Not only has Carrie consumed over 900 gallons of urine during her 4-year addiction, but she uses a neti pot filled with her pee, too. You may now commence your "eww-ing" and vomiting noises. Thanks, "My Strange Addiction"!!

The Best Hangover Cures

Here are 20 unusual hangover cures, courtesy of our readers.

Cheltenham Festival 2012: Carol Vorderman Dons A Sexy Figure-hugging Dress

The 51-year-old host showed off her amazing figure in a clingy white Roland Mouret dress which hugged her curves in all the right places.

The Best Use Of Facebook Timeline Yet

Nailed it. Also, I honestly wouldn't be totally surprised if it turns out that this was how the world was actually created.

The Duchess Of Cornwall Is A Proper Lady Having A Proper Spasm

Here's Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, having a full blown conniption at the festival of silly hats and horses known as Cheltenham. Looks like she's having a fit of Irritable Bowles Syndrome. Boom. Anglophile joke.

Yoda, The World's Ugliest Dog, Is Dead

The 15-year-old title-holder for "World's Ugliest Dog," Yoda, passed away today. He was my personal favorite of all the "Ugliest Dog" winners of the past 10 years (I think it was his earnestness combined with his good looks). Here's a look at some of his "glamour" shots through his competitive years.

The Difference One Little Typo Makes

Or maybe it wasn't a typo? I don't know, I can't tell from watching the surveillance tape.

Billy Bush Tweets Shirtless Kim Kardashian Spoof

Today's Twitter Buzz: terrifying. Why does shirtless Billy Bush look more like his cousin George W. than ever before? Plus, a dog ate Jessica Stam's underwear, Kal Penn drinks from Dharma Initiative water, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus joined twitter today!

Don't Call Utahns Utahans!

Conservative group's attack on Orrin Hatch as out-of-touch backfires with obscure misspelling.

Important Cat Scientists

Cat Scientists of the 1960s is a Tumblr that helps us remember the important contributions that cats have made to science. All images are 100% real.

Gay Marriage Advocates Take On The Democratic Party

More than 20 Democratic Senators and gay rights groups are pushing the party to adopt a platform plank in support of same-sex marriage, Huffington Post reported. But President Obama is against it. He says he's "evolving." Here's the language they want in the platform, from the group Freedom to Marry.

The ‘Scammiest’ Words On The Internet

Online security firm PC Tools reveals the words that should set off your scam detector.

HBO Passed On Story Of Mike Tyson’s Life

Since his pride and joy Entourage aired its series finale, Doug Ellin has been working to get a few new series picked up, with Da Brick being the most relevant to what we do around these here pages. The series, produced by Spike Lee, would be based …

More "Dr. Horrible" Coming Soon

In regards to the much-anticipated sequel to the first installment of "Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog," Wired quotes Joss Whedon as saying, "We do have a number of songs written. We have a whole outline." OMG!

The Best Facebook Comments From The Kansas Abortion Wars

Kansas Governor Sam Brownback is expected to sign a restrictive anti-abortion bill making its way through the Kansas legislature. So his official Facebook page is getting a deluge of angry protest comments today; they're coming in faster than his staff can delete.

A Short Play On The Occasion Of The NBA's Weirdest Trade In Years

JaVale McGee, Nene, Nick Young, Ronnie Turiaf, and Brian Cook? What the hell is happening here?

NBA Trade Deadline 2012 Tracker: Updates, Reaction And Analysis

Latest: The Washington Wizards, Denver Nuggets and Los Angeles Clippers completed a three-team trade that is easily the largest surprise of deadline day.David ...

The "Mad Men" Season Five Photo Shoot

Let's all speculate as to what these highly-edited edited and posed photos actually mean. The biggest spoiler(?) that is clear to me right away is how old they've made Pete Campbell look. (I guess popping out a kid with Trudy will do that to a man?)

Why 'The Next iPad' Won't Come From A Startup

If Steve and Woz met in 2012, they wouldn't start tinkering in a garage. They'd start building an app and hiring PR people.

Ben & Jerry's Support Gay Marriage With A New Flavor

In a show of support, Ben & Jerry's UK renamed their Apple Pie flavor "Apple-y Ever After" in order to raise awareness for same-sex marriage. The folks who run this company seem like some very sweet folks.

McGruder Dominates In First Day Of March Madness

Hurry McGruder! I'm sure no one has ever made a joke about his name before.

Aubrey Plaza Rocks The Sunglasses/Mustache Combo On The Red Carpet

Basically, she wins at life. From last night's premiere of "Casa de mi Padre."

Little Girl's Original Music Video For "My Heart Will Go On"

I don't know what the best part about this is. The ball gown? The sun setting on the pier? The finger over the screen at :43 seconds? Hmph. You decide for yourself.

How Not To Use Pinterest

Is Pinterest a place to "organize and share things you love," or a place to document unspeakable tragedy? There is a right answer.

Ignore Ryan's Post, Folks! Get In Here!

Ryan thinks he's so clever and charming just because his stupid video got featured on an Al Jazeera blog. Which granted, is pretty cool. But still. Comment here instead of in his post!!!1!

Rick Santorum: I Think Democrats Are Afraid Obama Will Bow To More Muslims

Newt Gingrich is usually the Republican who attacks President Obama for "bowing to a Saudi King," but in a 2010 interview on Fox News' On The Record, Santorum took the same tack.

Hey! Everybody! Comment On This post!

The Buzzfeed Community Team is settling a bet about who can get more comments on their Add Yours post, me or Cates. So everybody should totally comment on this post and not comment on Cates' post! (P.S. Cates is really awesome so maybe post there too... maybe...)

Most Depressing Juggalo Twitter Profile

The "saddest wicked clown" you know. via @FamousCeleb.

The First Step To Becoming A Real-Life Cartoon Character

Jump From Paper is making these bags that you'd swear were two-dimensional. My one special request would be a gray backpack like the one that Daria carries.

This Tree Looks Like A Dinosaur

A tree in Norfolk, England is a dead ringer for a T-Rex. "Dead ringer" because trees have rings, get it?

Ugandans React To Kony 2012

On Tuesday, tens of thousands of Ugandans in the city of Lira viewed what Time called the "most viral video of all time" reacting with a mix of anger and confusion. Is it possible to "like" a Facebook status and make the backlash go away?

March Madness: Southern Mississippi's Racist Chant

When Kansas State's point guard Angel Rodriguez went to the line, a chant of "Where's your green card?" rang out through the crowd. (It can be heard at 2 and 17 seconds in the video.) Reporters on the scene identified it as having come from Southern Mississippi's band. Thankfully it was short lived.

Teen Dies At A "Project X" Inspired Party

Drunk teenagers that saw a ridiculous movie + Texas = tragedy.

Gloria Allred Learns How To Make It Rain

This respectable looking man brought a stripper to court because she didn't return the money that he made rain on her. Then it becomes Gloria Allred's new favorite phrase.

Kim, Kourtney And Khloe Kardashian Strip Down For New Lingerie Ad

Once again, reality TV's favorite sisters have stripped down for a sexy Kardashian Kollection for Sears ad -- but are all these half-naked photo shoots making Khloe Kardashian insecure? After this revealing new lingerie ad hit the web, Kim and Kourt…

Watch South Park Season 16 Episode 1

The latest viral buzz from streamepisodesonline.com

Models Stage ‘Revolt’ During Melbourne Fashion Festival By Taking Off Their Shoes

Yesterday, models walked the runway at the Melbourne Fashion Festival and the shoes they wore made some major headlines–and for all the wrong reasons. Apparently, the platform stilettos were so impossible to walk in that the models were forced to ta…

Are Pizza Cones The Next Big Pizza Thing?

Pizza cones made a splash at the International Pizza Expo this week. Apparently these pizza cones are a craze in Italy, and you might start seeing them where you live.

Here's A Wacky Hairdo You Probably Won't Be Trying Soon

Today in afternoon distractions, PaperMag brings our attention to this mindblowing hairdo that sort of looks like a net you'd go fishing with, or those car seat covers that are made out of strung-together wooden beads. Or a hammock. Or something mad…

Top 5 Movies Where Someone Swaps Bodies With A Dog

The definitive list of the most important film genre.

Jennifer Lawrence: I'm So Sick Of Josh Hutcherson And Liam Hemsworth

"Neither. I'm just kidding! I'm so sick of them, you know," she jokes to iVillage about costars Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth. "I feel like I've already been in a 45-year relationship with both of them, we spend so much time together."

The Cast Of "Mad Men" Get Pretty For Their AMC Premiere

January Jones, Alison Brie, Jon Hamm, and lots of other familiar faces from the show turned up for last night's screening of the season premiere. The show's return is so close we can taste it. Are you excited?

Newt Gingrich Defended Mitt Romney On RomneyCare In 2010

Limping Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich regularly attacks Mitt Romney for signing into law the bill that was the basis for ObamaCare. But in 2010 interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network the former House Speaker was defending Romney on bill his saying "Governor Romney's made very clear that he favors absolute repeal of Obamacare and that he believes it's not accurate and not fair to try and compare the two."

Mitt Romney's Long, Careful Health Care Evolution

Mitt Romney's positions can appear confusing. Here's a detailed look at his painstaking political shift, and the forces driving it.

Gwen Stefani Joins Twitter, Uploads Cute Teenage Photos Of Herself

This is the absolute right way to join Twitter. Hopefully she'll continue the trend and post more!

Beware The Birthday Curse

Penny's birthday was cursed on last night's "Happy Endings." They get kicked out of restaurants, tires are slashed and Penny wears a hot-pink lined bra! Oh right, and that creepy old witch.

The New iPad Is Apparently Too Good To Review

"It's great, yeah, but you've really got to see it" ~ everyone.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Ridiculous "Terminator 3" Commentary

Beautiful, daring, and inspiring. Arnold's sublime meditation on boobs alone will change your life.

"South Park" Exposes The Dangers Of Leaving The Toilet Seat Up

If your mother asks you not to, you should NEVER leave the toilet seat up because she'll get stuck and die. Let this be a lesson to us all.

Obama Makes Gains With Ginger Voters

Team Obama picks up the support of a mesmerizing redhead in the battle for America's soulless minority.

The Pizza Tattoo Competition At The Pizza Expo

The only rules were it had to be pizza-related and it had to hurt. Winner got $100.

Everyone, We Need To Talk About The Mutant Earless Bunny

He's adorable, right? Well, uh...he was adorable. WARNING: Don't scroll past the second photo if you don't want to sob and/or laugh in horror. This has a very, very unhappy ending. Just stop at the second photo and live in blissful ignorance.

Just When You Thought Dubstep Culture Couldn't Get Any Worse

Hot Topic (groan) is now selling this lovely piece of cultural garbage.

Mike Bloomberg's Daughter Saves Lives Of Dozens Of Puppies, Pregnant Cat

Participated in an "all-day raid" at a puppy mill in North Carolina.

Joel McHale Appears On "Today," Messes With Kathie Lee And Hoda Again

"Community" returns tonight (!!!) and so NBC must truly be in a giving mood since they unleashed Joel onto the ladies of the 4th hour. Considering that they're possibly the most-targeted show on "The Soup," (Sorry, Tyra.) it was obviously going to be full of win.

Someone Finally Made A Better iPhone Mail App

The iPhone mail app hasn't gotten better since 2007. Sparrow feels like it's from the future, or at least the now.

NCAA Bracket 2012: Consensus Final Tournament Picks From The Experts

With the 2012 NCAA tournament ready to kick off, the excitement over filling out the beloved brackets is palpable, but don’t make your selections until you consult the experts.

The 17 Most Stylish Acts At SXSW

Those of you lucky enough to be in Austin right now for SXSW (we’re jealous!) are probably feeling pretty overwhelmed with the 1000-or-so bands that are playing. So, to make things just a wee bit easier on you, we’ve rounded up the 17 most stylish a…

Kate Young Tops The Hollywood Reporter’s List Of The 25 Most Powerful Stylists, Rachel Zoe ‘Too Big To Rank’

Today, entertainment rag The Hollywood Reporter released their second annual style issue and accompanying list of the 25 most powerful stylists in the biz and they’ve named Kate Young the most powerful of them all. As you may recall, Rachel Zoe–not …

What A Day Is Like At The Biggest Pizza Show In The World

Ever wonder what it's like to spend a day at the biggest pizza show in the world? Well, wonder no more. I sacrificed myself for all of you.

George Clooney Dining With Michelle Obama

Is the First Lady blushing? From last night's State Dinner for British Prime Minister David Cameron.

Golden Brushtail Possum Is The New Cuteness

It's like an arboreal corgi. Just wait until the last image smacks you in the face with a fattie dose of awww.

Josh Duhamel's Mohawk

For those who haven't followed his career (basically: "All My Children" and lots of rom-coms), he's an actor that also happens to be Fergie's other half. What do we think about it?

Trayvon Martin's Death Is An All-too-familiar Fear For Many Black Parents

Professor Rashawn Ray talks to Cenk about the shooting of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, who was killed in his father’s gated community while walking home from a local convenience store.

LIU Brooklyn: The Anatomy Of A 16-Seed

An in-depth look at what it's like to be one of the tournament's ultimate underdogs.

Arkansas Congressman Considering G.I. Bill Fix

Rep. Tim Griffin says he wants to end student veterans delays for tuition, rent. The VA says they're speeding payments after a BuzzFeed report.

The Typical Massage Thought Process

Boner issues? Just think about this guy.

Heat Vs Bulls: TV Schedule, Live Stream, Spread Info And More

The Miami Heat and the Chicago Bulls are the premier teams in the NBA , and they clash tonight at the United Center. Now before you cancel all of your plans for the evening, the Bulls team that takes the court could be devoid of some key players..…

Arguing In A Relationship

There are a few tricks to arguing with women. Here's how to come out victorious.

NCAA Bracket 2012: Last-Minute Expert Bracket Predictions

March Madness is here and by now, you've probably ingested enough NCAA bracket material to last until 2017. From ESPN to Fox Sports, NBC and beyond, it seems as if there is an expert from every imaginable corner of the country...

MechWarrior Tactics Preview For PC From 1UP.com

For the best Previews of MechWarrior Tactics for PC, check out this page on 1UP.com

Exclusive: First Look At Swamp Thing's True Form

Swamp Thing must be the black sheep of Treant family reunions. With Scott Snyder at the helm, can this character finally crawl out of B-movie infamy and take his place among A-List DC Comic characters? Find out April 4th, 2012.

2012 NFL Mock Draft: How Free Agency Will Shape Upcoming Draft

The outcome of free agency always impacts the draft. This is my final mock draft prior to the insanity that is NFL free agency. However, I tried to project some of the impact free agency will have on the draft. These projects changed a handful selec…

Market Preview: Prepare For Take-Off

The latest viral buzz from thestreet.com

Rachael Ray Denies Employing Cookbook Ghostwriters

Rachael Ray is calling out a New York Times article titled "I Was a Cookbook Ghostwriter" by Julia Moskin, saying it "inaccurately implied" that she uses ghostwriters to write her cookbooks. To quote the article: "Rachael Ray alone has published tho…

Why NBC’s Fashion Star May Be A Fashion Reality Show Game Changer

NBC’s new fashion reality show Fashion Star, which debuts tonight, might just be the very first one to leave contestants with an actual successful career path and some cash. In general, these programs don’t have a great track record of producing des…

How Apple's Stock Could Reach $1,000 (Update 1)

Updated from 9:52 a.m. EST to provide poll results in the thirteenth paragraph.

Jennifer Lopez Has A Stunt Double For Her New Video Clip... Who Happens To Be A Man

The 42-year-old actress was seen on the set of her music video Follow The Leader today in Mexico, alongside her male stunt double.

Here’s What Karl Lagerfeld Would Look Like If He Went Grocery Shopping

Yesterday Karl Lagerfeld tweeted that we would see him like we’d never seen him before come this Friday. Obviously all sorts of images started swirling: Maybe he’s taking off his sunglasses. Maybe he’s wearing a pastel seersucker suit. Or a Speedo a…

Did Knicks Players Coup D'Antoni?

BuzzFeed has learned that Knicks players sought to press the front office to can the coach in the run-up to his resignation.

How To Properly Send Off A Meme

Is anyone else completely blown away by the fact that no-one ever really made a "Shit iPhone Users Say"? The "Shit ____ Says" meme had its time, and this video, produced by iBottleopener, gives it its proper sendoff.

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