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March 27, 2012

PSP Game Owners Caught In Crossfire Of Sony's Vita Piracy Fight

Sony has taken to removing PSP games from PSN that contain an exploit enabling homebrew on Vita.

5 Team Names That Should Be Changed

And what their new names should be. Sorry Jay-Z, but your boys are on here.

Michael Bay Confirms TMNT's New Title, Continues Dispensing Chill Pills

It seems like only yesterday we were posting this recap of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake and covering the quotes from director Jonathan Liebesman about producer Michael Bay’s comment that the turtles will be from an “alien race”. We also …

Billy Corgan Does Not Want His Wealth Distributed

Here's my heavily edited, totally out of context, MSM version of Billy's "explosive" one-hour interview with that INFOWARS guy, Alex Jones. (Via Gavon's Facebook)

Belle And Sebastian Cover The Primitives' "Crash"

If you enjoy stop motion, animation, the musical group Belle & Sebastian, London scenery, and The Primitives' 1988 song "Crash," this video is for you.

12 Outrageous Looks From China Fashion Week

Gas masks, sleeping bag dresses and 3-foot-tall hairstyles— they're all things you'll find on the runways in Beijing right now.

Candidate's Pitch: Too Many Jews In The Senate

Not sure this is going to play in Maryland. (h/t PFAW)

Dog In A Refrigerator: Caesar Milan Edition

Today's Twitter Buzz: Hey, Caesar... dogs don't go there! Plus, Katy Perry repsonds to Madonna's tweet about her, Cee-Lo tweets a photo of his bed, and Melissa Gilbert eats a puppy.

7 Products That American Athletes Should Endorse Overseas

If LeBron can hawk pork donuts in China, there's no reason that these athletes can't take advantage of international markets too.

Mitt Romney Vetoed Human Elevator Bill

The former Massachusetts Governor vetoed a bill allocating money to improve elevators to comply with the American Disabilities Act.

Confessions Of A Pinterest Spammer

Prepare for a flood: "Pinterest is by FAR the easiest social network to spam right now. Quite possibly the easiest ever to spam... I fully expect next week's earnings to be $2,000-2,500 a day."

12 Hand-Knit Uteruses (And Other Female Organs) In Unexpected Places

The women of Government Free VJJ have started a campaign to send knitted and crocheted female reproductive organs to male members of Congress. Their motto: "if they have their own, they can leave ours alone!"

Snails Crawling All Over Your Face Is Considered A "Massage"

Gives new meaning to "skin crawling." In related news, no.

Skittles' Facebook Bombarded By Trayvon Supporters

The candy company is in a tough position as Facebook users demand it make an official statement and accuse it of benefiting from Trayvon Martin's shooting. Their response to a particularly persistent person is copied below.

Watch A Jeremy Lin Impersonator Do An Interpretive Dance On A Chinese Talent Show

Jeremy Lin means different things to different people, clearly. Keep your eyes open for Lin and Landry Fields' uber-nerdy handshake.

Hunger Games Review: The Future Is Blurry

“In a world… where TRIPODS have become obsolete… and SHAKY CLOSEUPS ruled the land… TWO ATTRACTIVE ACTORS did stuff and blah blah blah TWILIGHT.”

Black-Footed Kitten Born In Captivity Is Captivating

Man, it's just raining endangered African cats these days. But this one was born in Illinois and didn't even need a test tube.

Romney SuperPAC Comes To New York

Restore Our Future, the Romney campaign's deathstar, is moving in on the April primaries in the Northeast.

In Report, Santorum Claims Only Five Staffers

Santorum is only paying five people directly, according to his campaign's FEC report. Others appear to be paid through a consultant, but it's a small crew against the Romney behemoth.

"Hunger Games" Themed Wedding

A little visual fantasy for Team Peeta. Of course, the real Katniss probably wouldn't be caught dead in this gorgeous fluffy dress. But Carmen Santorelli sure does photograph it well.

Why You Should Be Using The Female Condom

A new study shows female condoms are a surprisingly effective way to stop the spread of HIV. But does anybody actually use them? Turns out, people do — if they know how.

Tricked Out "Tron" Baby Stroller

Perfect for your little Program. Procreating doesn't mean you relinquish your geek card.

Every Important Moment From "Brooklyn, 11223"

Attention, Brooklynites: your borough has just been desecrated. Brace yourselves — you're about to feel like residents of the Jersey Shore probably feel every time Snooki and The Situation get airtime on MTV.

Tumblr Dedicated To Crying On Webcam

Webcam Tears is a Tumblr/art project that posts submissions of people crying on webcam. Try playing them all at once for total effect (h/t @lulinternet).

20 Deep Thoughts From Lil B, The World's Most Thoughtful Rapper

For some amazing reason, Lil B is going to be speaking at NYU in a few weeks to impart some knowledge upon the university's masses (which includes myself). Here's a look at the Based God's most challenging, life changing, and meaningful tweets.

Beyonce The Incredibly Tiny Puppy Photographed Next To Girl Scout Cookie, iPhone

Werk it gurrrrrl. What could be the world's tiniest puppy gets her first official photo shoot.

How To Buy Season Tickets For A Crappy Team

Mike Polk Jr. (creator of the amazing "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism" videos) teaches everyone who has ever cheered for a frustrating team, how to handle their season ticket purchase.

"7 Minutes In Heaven" With Jon Hamm

The latest installment of "7 Minutes In Heaven with Mike O'Brien." Things to look out for: The Tickle Spider, a Jon Hamm giggle, and an excellent make-out.

20 Supporting Characters From '90s TV Shows Then And Now

Though they never carried the show, they all carried a very special place in our hearts. Also, they'll make you feel really old.

Madonna Caught Kissing Nicki Minaj And Other Links

Apparently it was a birthday present. Plus, does a school have the right to expel a student who curses on Twitter and what country recently legalized brothels? These and other Buzz that flew under the radar await your clicking pleasure.

A Special Message For George Zimmerman

From his future prison inmate. Justice will be served.

33 Stunning Photos Of Our Amazing Planet Earth Taken By A Guy In Space

Whoa. These weren't taken by a billion dollar satellite, just a dude and his Nikon. Turns out Dutch astronaut and physician Andre Kuipers, currently doing research on the International Space Station, is quite the interstellar shutterbug. All of the captions and photos (save the last) are his. Some of these don't even look real.

How To Bake Cakes In A Jar

It's actually extremely easy.

How America Buys Digital Music

Weirdly! In 2011, Americans spent nearly as much on ringtones and ringbacks as we did on subscription services like Spotify.

Lady Walks-And-Texts Her Way Off Of A Pier

But she lived to tell the tale! the local Michigan news. The local Coast Guard was called to rescue her, which is all kinds of embarrassing, don't you think? This is why you don't walk and text, people!

Alicia Silverstone Bird-Feeds Her Baby

Oh my god: Alicia Silverstone is blogging about how she chews her son's food up and then spits it into his mouth, just like a bird would? AS IF! Even worse? There's video.

This Is Not A Satin Jock Strap

It's actually a thing women are supposed to wear to prevent chest wrinkles.

The Third-Eye Hairdo

Kudos to this woman for daring to be unique.

New Yorkers Put Together A Welcome Guide For Tim Tebow

Our friends over at SB Nation put together this great guide for the newest Jet. Follow their lead Timmy!

Christie Brinkley Cries During An Interview With Matt Lauer

She was supposed to talk about her performance in "Chicago" but that didn't really happen.

6 Videos Racier Than Madonna's Restricted "Girls Gone Wild" Anyone Can Watch On YouTube

The site just slapped Madonna's new video with an age restriction. Meanwhile, plenty of other content featuring scantily clad, gyrating women is available on the 'Tube with no warning labels.

Florida Needs A Superman: BuzzFeed Sports' Screenplay, Featuring Dwight Howard And Tim Tebow

News broke today that Dwight Howard and Tim Tebow are now handled by the same Hollywood talent agency. Well, guys: BuzzFeed Sports has the perfect script for you.

Looks From Tokyo Fashion Week You'll Totally Wear

I can't wait until all this clothing trickles down to the masses.

4 Ways The Healthcare Decision Will Change Women's Lives

Today the Supreme Court considers the Affordable Care Act (better known in some circles as Obamacare) and their decision could have a big impact on women's health. We talked to some experts on exactly what the decision will mean.

Barack Obama In 2001: "I Don't Agree With Missile Defense"

President Obama has come under fire for comments he made caught on a hot mike to Russian President Dmitry Medvedev asking him for "more flexibility" on missile defense until after the November. He's walked a careful line on his support for a missile defense system in Eastern Europe in recent years, but in 2001 while a commenter of PBS Chicago's show Chicago Tonight, Obama said that he was opposed to Bush Administration plans for missile defense.

Trayvon Martin Case: He Was Suspended Three Times And Caught With 'Burglary Tool'

Trayvon Martin reportedly had a history of suspensions and had a prior incident with security officials when the school found ‘a burglary tool’ and women’s jewellery in his backpack.

Which Final Four Coach Is The Biggest Douche?

College basketball coaches as a whole are known for their corruption and douchebaggery. Now that there are only four left, BuzzFeed Sports attempts to figure out who the biggest douche of them all is.

Conservative Site's Lead Story: "Registered Dem Killed Trayvon"

Also reminds readers that Zimmerman is Hispanic. "It's obviously newsworthy," says Continetti. "We do what we do."

You Can Buy Your Own 1959 Master's Green Jacket For Only $33,180!

Hurry, before some crazy person bids even more.

Ryan Gosling Looking Like A Bloody Mess

OUR POOR RYAN. THANK GOD it's only for a movie, but still... makes my heart hurt.

Worlds Collide: Animal Edition

An eagle, two cats, and a fox have a meeting on a front porch. I think it signifies that the apocalypse is coming.

21 Brave Dogs In Wheelchairs

I salute you, tiny troopers.

This Miss Canada Finalist Used To Be A Boy

A 23-year-old named Jenna Talackova was a finalist in the Canadian Miss Universe pageant, until today, when they discovered that she was born a boy and then had a sex-change operation when she was 19. And you can’t have a bikini contest with a gi…

What Does Pinterest Look Like Without Copyrighted Content?

Pinterest has a copyright problem, and it's trying to solve it. Good luck: Pinterest without copyrighted content is pretty bleak.

Man Returns Overdue Books From 1920s

DORMONT, Pa., March 25 (UPI) -- While donating books to the Dormont Historical Society in Pennsylvania, a man discovered he was actually returning overdue library books from the 1920s.

The Best Things Russian Twitter Wants To Transmit To Vladimir Putin

President Medvedev's promise to Obama that "I will transmit this information to Vladimir" prompted a Twitter campaign to send everything from news of corruption and oppression to images of ipads, champagne, and hand-grenades. The hashtag is #япередамэтоВладимиру. (h/t POLITICO)

Romney Campaign Staff Laptops, iPads Stolen

The staff had detailed information stolen during a weekend off in San Diego. Body guy Garrett Jackson among the victims, according to a San Diego news report.

Spider-Men, Spider-Men

No Marvel, that's Venom. Not sure what's going on here but now the mental image of Peter Parker birthing tiny multitudes of Spider-Men from a sac on his back is ingrained permanently in my brain.

George Takei Is Polling Straight People On Facebook

Heteros, make sure you answer him here!

Daily Deals: Hudson Jeans, Prada Boots, And More

Online shopping is convenient, but sifting through everything to find the best deals isn't. Here are today's best bargains.

Examples Of Awkward Teambuilding

All photos taken from the most recent BuzzFeed Corporate Teambuilding Summit. Not really, but looking at these photos reminds me of all the fun we're missing out on.

14 Horrifying Photos Of Gambian Pouched Rats

Giant Gambian Pouched Rats have been found on Grassy Key in Florida, two years after they were thought to have been eradicated. This is our future, people.

The Most Heartwarming Story You'll Read All Day

The story of a blind doggy who was rescued from the streets of L.A. Man, sometimes the world is actually a good place.

Nightclub Cancels Trayvon Martin Themed Party

Due to negative response, Bentley's Lingerie Lounge in North Carolina is canceling their "Justice in Memory of Trayvon Martin" club night, which offered free admission with an empty Skittles bag. The promoters said that proceeds would go to the NAACP, but that the flyer wasn't clear and apologized for the confusion.

If Casey Wilson Was A "Real Housewife"

When Andy Cohen asked her "Housewife" tagline would be if she were ever on the show, Casey Wilson spit out the most honest words a "Real Housewife" has never actually had the balls to utter.

The Agony And The Ecstasy Of The World Table Tennis Championship

Intensity, thy name is ping pong. Here are some weirdly compelling photos of the world's premiere table tennis tournament, currently under way in Dortmund, Germany.

Mitt Romney's Many Homes

Republican Presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney drew more attention today for ill-timed plans to triple the size of his La Jolla, Calif. home and add a car elevator. It's not his only property, however, and here's a look at his other lodging.

Vogue Also Won't Comment On The Controversial Story About The 7-Year-Old's Diet

Dara-Lynn Weiss's first-person essay about putting her daughter on a diet has already won her a book deal — along with unrelenting backlash. But the publisher won't comment on the outrage, and neither will Vogue, a spokeswoman confirmed to BuzzFeed Shift today.

Before They Were Famous: Jessica Paré's Style Evolution

She plays Don Draper's wife on "Mad Men" — and she's clearly got an awesome off-screen stylist in addition to an awesome leading role. But the journey to her enviable red carpet looks was long and, frankly, treacherous.

Cee-Lo Got Really Emotional On "The Voice" Last Night

Cee-Lo let his emotions go last night on "The Voice," when he cried, cried, and cried some more. Then his cat made him feel all fluffy inside.

Top Shop Model Is Totally Stoked About Summer

His enthusiasm is exhausting me.

Stan Van Gundy Makes Fun Of Toronto's Fans

When The Raptors score 100 points the fans get a free slice of pizza. So when the crowd went wild, despite their team being down 16 points, Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy was confused.

Fame: Win More Twitter Followers Than Lady Gaga

The rules of Fame are simple: Each day, everyone has to follow a new winner. The creator says he won't stop until the follower pool is bigger than Gaga's.

The Last-Second Goal That Knocked U.S. Men's Soccer Out Of The Olympics

El Salvador scored in the 95th minute to deny the American U23 team a trip to London.

From The Mormon Church, A Light Lobbying Touch

A Salt Lake Tribune survey shows a legislature stacked with Mormon lay leaders — but very little lobbying from the church itself.

GIF Of The Night: The Unwanted Gatorade Bath

Brandon Knight tried to make an insane save last night. It had unintended consequences.

The Cutest Wild Animal Convention You Will See Today

Brb buying a plane ticket to Alaska.

The War On Men: 7 Crazy Pieces Of Real Legislation

In response to the anti-abortion and anti-contraception bills floating around in state legislatures all over the country, some lawmakers are introducing bills in protest of the legislation. Here are the craziest.

Stanley Tucci: Calling Jennifer Lawrence Fat Is "Ridiculous"

Critics have called Jennifer Lawrence "too big-boned" to play her starring role in "The Hunger Games." Her co-star Stanley Tucci tells BuzzFeed Shift that those people "should go make their own movie."

20 Awesome Lisa Frank Items You Wish You Owned

Lisa Frank Decoupage session tonight, my house.

Zooey Deschanel Recalls Growing Up On The "Twin Peaks" Set

Wait: how did I not realize that Zooey's Mom played Eileen on "Twin Peaks" — and that her father directed episodes? I can't imagine being a mere child on that set, that said, I'm still totally jealous.

Kate Moss Has A Very Healthy Attitude About The Tabloid That Skewers Her

This week’s New Yorker has a nice long story about UK tabloid-supreme The Daily Mail and why the paper some prefer to call “Hate Mail” is doing so well. According to the story, the Mail has a daily readership of four and a half million (that’s four …

A Machine Took My Job

A 35-year Ralph's cashier reflects on the rise of automated checkouts: "They call them robots, each terminal is called a robot. And there's a lot of theft that goes on."

Marcus Camby Threw A Hail Mary And Other Things You Missed Last Night

Did you have a hot Monday night date? Get too wrapped up in Dancing With The Stars? Play too much Mass Effect 3? Don't worry. We've got you covered.

Shaq Picks Jon Stewart Up Like A Baby

Look at Shaq pick up Jon Stewart and sway him back and forth like a tiny infant.

15 Useful (And Not So Useful) "Tips For Ladies"

#TipsForLadies is trending this morning on Twitter. Topics covered in these tweets include beauty, dating, and being classy — with varying degrees of success.

The Best Tweets From Madonna's Brief Stint On Twitter

Only Madonna would join twitter for only a single day. In that short amount of time she managed to patch things up with DeadMau5, imply that Russell Brand cheated on Katy Perry, and admitted that she loves it when Justin Bieber raps.

My God, It's Full Of Galaxies

The VISTA telescope in Chile recently took a photo of the sky that contains over 200,000 galaxies. For reference, the Hubble Ultra-Deep Field image shows only about 10,000 galaxies (but sees further back in time, I think).

Pinterest Bans ‘Thinsporation’ And Pro-Anorexia Content

A month ago Tumblr announced plans to police pro-ana and other self-harm sites, and now Pinterest has followed suit. The micro-blogging site, which has been growing crazy-fast, updated it’s terms of use today to include the prohibition of content th…

Bill Clinton, Israel Critic

A blurb for Beinart's book, and old animosity with Netanyahu. The former president chooses a side in an ugly family quarrel.

H&M To Launch Luxury Brand? – Fashionista

The new brand would be more expensive than the company’s covetable COS line, and is said to involve designer Behnaz Aram, who used to design for Swedish women’s ready-to-wear brand Whyred. Aram was brought onto H&M’s new business design team in Augu…

Theatres To Start Charging Less For 3D And More For Everything Else

Tired of the whole 3D movie thing? You’re not alone. The 3D bubble has burst — if a movies fails to capture the public’s attention, 3D no longer does anything to change their minds, and when audiences are given the choice between a 3D and 2D, more o…

Toulouse Siege: Nicolas Sarkozy Bans Imams From Entering France In Fundamentalist Crackdown

The President said he would block the entry of some imams invited to an Islamic conference next month, organised by the Union of French Islamic Organisations (UOIF).

Madonna's Daughter Lourdes Leon Caught Smoking At The Tender Age Of 15

Madonna's 15-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon appears to already have picked up a bad nicotine habit after she was pictured smoking a cigarette on Friday.

Victoria Beckham Chopped It Off! Here Are 10 Of The Best Celebrity Cuts, Before And After

When Victoria Beckham tweeted a photo of a pile of hair with the caption, “Chopped it off! X vb,” fans went crazy wondering what her new ‘do looked like. They didn’t have to wait long. Photogs caught Beckham out and about, revealing her new long bob…

New Chrono Trigger Fan Remake May Not Be Safe In The Shadows

Will leaving the credits out and not having a website allow Chrono Trigger HD to be released?

Ballet Dancers In Super Slow Motion

Bless me Father Sloan, for I have committed a radical act on the Internet. I have watched this slow motion video of ballet dancers four times and loved, yes, loved the display of precise power and grace contained therein.

Adorable Little Kid Loves Kansas Basketball

Do you know the hometowns of all of your favorite college basketball players? This kid does. And he wants to be the PA announcer. (Thanks Anja!)

In Secret Documents, Anti-Gay Marriage Group Looked To Divide Gays, Blacks

Blunt language and broad plans from the National Organization for Marriage. A goal: "Fanning the hostility." Another project: "Sideswiping Obama."

Mad Men 5.01 Recap For Dummies

SPOLIERS: If you project this image on the wall and look at all the Mad Men gifs at once while Dark Side Of The Moon plays backwards, nothing will happen.

Coming Soon?

I've been looking for a new brand.

2012 NFL Mock Draft: Latest Projections After Andrew Luck, RGIII Pro Days

It's an interesting project to process the impact of pro days on a mock draft. They're important to be sure, but sometimes their impact can be overestimated. There are teams who barely talk to their future first-round picks and there are others wher…

Pac-Man Hiding Spot

Did you know there's a place on Pac-Man where you can hide for a bit and the ghosts won't touch you? I guess I haven't been playing too much Pac-Man lately, but I'd never heard about this. Look, if you've heard about it, keep it to yourself, thank y…

TwitPic Theater: Bosom Buddies

TwitPic theater is a collection of  pictures posted by Playmates and Playboy models from the week. Take a peek into the sexy lives of the girls at photo shoots, on nights out, and more.

Happy Madison's Allen Covert Writes Right-wing Children's Books

Gird yourself, folks, we’re about to go deep down the rabbit hole. You may remember Allen Covert from Burnsy’s Guide to Happy Madison from last year. A fraternity buddy of Adam Sandler’s from NYU (Molly Shannon said something about Covert having att…

The Hunger Games Outgrosses Twilight, Earning $155 Million

Not surprisingly, The Hunger Games won the box office over the weekend. Surprisingly, it opened bigger than any of the Twilight movies, and had the third highest opening weekend ever, behind Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and The Dark K…

WTF Is The Champions League? Your Guide To The Best Tournament In Sports

The Champions' League has huge soccer powers like Real Madrid and Barcelona as well as a true Cinderella in APOEL, from Cyprus. College Basketball doesn't even begin to compare.

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