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March 20, 2012

Darko Milicic: Music Critic

Maybe this is what Joe Dumars saw in him all those years ago.

Define "African-American Attire"

An elementary school class is asked to don African-American attire for Black History Month. These kids gotta be really on-trend if they're gonna rock the safari look which is so hot for spring 2012.

The Paparazzi Put Miley Cyrus In A Terrible Mood

Today's Twitter Buzz: the photographers around Miley's house have ruined her day. Plus, Nicki Minaj is shocked that Japan won't censor her song "Stupid Hoe," Topanga misses playing Duck Hunt, and Sarah Silverman thinks Jon Cryer has a "was once fat" kid kind of vibe.

Elizabeth Banks On Taking A Vacation

In her first exclusive blog for the iVillage blog series CelebVillage, actress Elizabeth Banks (whose movie adaptation of the best-selling book The Hunger Games hits theaters on March 23) writes about why her vacation strategy has been all wrong in …

Tulisa 'Sex Tape': Star Obtains Gagging Order After 'Sex Tape' Hits Internet

Furthermore, her representative Simon Jones told the MailOnline: 'Tulisa has asked us not to comment on speculation about her personal life.'

The Ugliest Uniforms In Sports

Our rankings are very scientific and created with the help of many people in lab coats, so you know they're absolutely correct.

State Senator From Idaho Suggests Women Use Rape As An Excuse For Abortion

The Idaho Senate has passed a bill which requires women to have an ultrasound prior to obtaining an abortion. The bill makes no exception for victims of rape, incest, or medical emergencies. Right before the bill went up for vote, Senator Chuck Winder offered these remarks.

Motionless In White At The Artery Foundation SXSW Showcase Photo

Motionless In White brought metalcore to a whole other level at The Artery Foundation Showcase at SXSW. Check out the photo's I took of the band slaying the Red 7 stage in Austin, Texas. Comment on your favorite shot :)

The iPad's Retina Display Is Bad News For Magazine Apps

None of the iPad mag apps were ready for the launch of the new iPad, but that's the least of their problems. Suddenly, plain old PDFs look just fine.

The Cast Of "American Pie": Then & Now

The 1999 "American Pie" premiere vs. The 2012 "American Reunion" premiere. Alyson Hannigan wins this one.

Watch: Carine Roitfeld Dresses Up Like Coco Chanel, Sarah Jessica Parker Wears A Chanel Jacket On Her Head

The joint book project between Karl Lagerfeld and Carine Roitfeld, titled The Little Black Jacket, is set to debut this fall, but the hype is starting now. We already saw the fascinating process of how a Chanel jacket gets made–now we are getting a …

The Best Memes From Season Two Of "The Walking Dead"

These basically sum up season two of "The Walking Dead." Spoilers, OBVIOUSLY.

33 Awesome Photos Of Bradford Cox

Let him be your fashion inspo. And listen to his music. I'll have to put together a "How To Get Bradford's Look" polyvore very soon.

Help Find The Owners Of This Lost Camera

John Carleton bought a camera in a San Francisco pawn shop with a roll of film left inside. He's trying to find the owners - recognize anyone?

Santorum Campaign Claims At Least $300,000 In Sweater Vest Sales

Gidley announces strong sweater vest sales. Three thousand Santorum vest wearers are out there, somewhere.

Hugh Jackman Looks Like An Emaciated Hobo And Other Links

Sure it's for his role in "Les Miserables" but that is some dedication. Plus one Harry Potter star has landed in jail and Canadian political ad campaigns are just as controversial as in the States. These and other Buzz that flew under the radar await your clicking pleasure.

Exclusive Video: Arlen Specter Credited Santorum With '04 Win

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has been forced to defend his endorsement of moderate Republican turned Democrat Arlen Specter in the 2004 Pennsylvania Senate primary. Santorum downplays his close connection to his former Senate colleague, but in this video of a fall 2006 fundraiser — shot by Stephen Robert Morse for an upcoming documentary and provided to BuzzFeed — Specter says, "Without his help I would not have been reelected, and I'm going to use every once of my energy to spread the word about what a good man he is."

2012 NFL Mock Draft: Peyton Manning To Denver Broncos Edition

Peyton Manning is no longer a member of the Indianapolis Colts—and Andrew Luck soon will be. Or maybe it will be Robert Griffin III. What we do know for sure is that the Colts will draft their next franchise quarterback with the first-overall pick.

Stocks Decline On Chinese Growth Concerns

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The Great Music Streaming Service Die-Off

Napster disappeared into Rhapsody and MOG is now part of a headphone company. There is only room for one music streaming service, or maybe two.

Flashback 2009 Photo - Buzznet

2009 was a CRAZY year for me, I did not stop working the entire year. I finished a season of Rockettes, went right into Peepshow, flew to NYC to dance with Taylor Swift, and then right into another season of Rockettes. I decided to jump on the bandw…

Adorable Canadian Scandal Appeals To The 10-Year-Old In All Of Us

WHOA, CANADA: "The so-called bust bus fiasco has sent Alberta’s election off to a bizarre start – how was it that those two wheels ended up right there, directly under the neckline of a female politician’s campaign bus photo? And was the reaction se…

The Viagra Review Board

Who's first, guys?

Cap'n Crunch's Sidekick Has The Best Twitter

Sea Dog is Cap'n Crunch's pet dog (who knew?). The nautical pup has an official corporate Twitter account, and all it does is howl at people.

There's Kickstarter To Buy Kickstarter

Finally, something I can get behind.

Baby Killer Whale Celebrates Birthday With Herring Cake

You know you want a slice of herring cake. Moana the one-year-old killer whale received this fishy treat for her birthday party at Marineland in France.

Top 5 Reasons Why The Gold Standard Sucks

According to this powerpoint on the origins of the Fed that attempts to tackle the idea of the gold standard as an alternative to a central bank.

Story About White House Scrubbing Obama Daughter Travel Story Has Now Been Scrubbed

Citing security concerns, Politico removes a detail about Malia Obama's trip to Mexico. Point taken.

Jon Hamm > Kim Kardashian, Part 2

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are “fucking idiots”, and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said:

Disney Admits John Carter Is On Course To Lose $200m

Colossal flop: Science-fiction action film John Carter has made about $184million in ticket sales worldwide so far. But box office receipts are split roughly in half with cinema owners and it cost $250million and a further $100million to promote

The Mad Men Gay Remix

Pop Culture Pirate, Elisa Kreisinger, has a new video remix!

10 Design Ideas For Your Dream Loft

And if you don't already live in one, you'll want to after seeing these photos.

High-Fiving Shark

Give me some fin. We are one evolutionary step closer to Street Sharks.

24 Awesome Photos Of Maasai Warriors Playing Cricket

Clearly the most bad ass cricket match of all time. And for a good cause. Within their own community, the Massai Cricket Warriors hope to raise awareness of HIV/AIDS and help do away with backwards cultural practices such as female genital mutilation and child brides.

Watch Michelle Obama Politely Laugh Off A John Boehner Joke

Even David Letterman's ridiculous questions can't throw the FLOTUS off of her game.

Romney Loses Illinois By Winning, Santorum Triumphant

Here is the story Romney's camp glumly figures they'll probably see tonight from a political press invested in keeping this primary alive. This is not a real news article.

Animal-Themed Military Badges Of Honor

These hand-painted faux medals of honor by Etsy seller Danielle Pedersen are all about puns and animals. What more can you ask for?

Something Amazing Is Happening In This Picture

I mean, apart from the pandas.

Rick Santorum Criticizes Obama For Malia's Mexico Vacation

Says the President should "set an example" and not send family members to vacation in a country where the State Department has issued a travel warning.

Kate Moss Guest Starring On "Absolutely Fabulous"

Here's a sneak peek at the new "Ab Fab" episode that will air on BBC this Friday.

4chan Photoshop Help

I mean, it's a good general rule to go to 4chan with all of your life's problems. Those guys will never steer you wrong.

Enjoy Jeffrey Tambor Channeling His Inner Hank Kingsley

Tambor filled in for Fallon's announcer, Higgins, last night on his late night show which means that Hank (the beloved character on "The Larry Sanders Show") lives again! This feels like a very appropriate time to say, "Hey now!"

Don't Ask Don't Tell Repeal Has Way Less Of An Impact Than Expected

A survey by the Marine Corps Times just proved all the DADT repeal haters wrong.

Entire First Episode Of "The Legend Of Korra" Leaked

It's finally here! The sequel to Nickelodeon's beloved "Avatar: The Last Airbender" tv series doesn't premiere until April 14th but the Internet has never been one for waiting.

Why Former President Jimmy Carter Supports Gay Marriage

Jimmy Carter comes out in support for gay marriage in his new book ABOUT THE BIBLE.

Music Video Utilizes Amazing Graphic Skills

Not really. This video is pretty awesomely low-budge, more so than any karaoke video I've ever seen. Also, the band is called Hotdog.

What AppleCare Will Tell You About Your Hot iPad

In response to complaints about the new iPad getting hot, Apple denies it's a problem and says "contact AppleCare." So we did.

Santorum Campaign: "We're Not Focused On Delegate Math"

Santorum adviser tells reporters they're not sweating the details during a long conference call on that exact subject.

20 Sassy Dogs With Ponytails

These pups are totally valley girls at heart. I don't wanna hear any talkback from any of these dogs.

Tim Tebow Trade Rumors: Why New England Patriots Are Bad Fit For QB

The news of Peyton Manning signing with the Denver Broncos has immediately caused speculation as to which team should try to trade for Tim Tebow ...

A Guide To Being The Office Suck-Up

For better or worse, a little sucking up is usually necessary to get ahead in the workplace. Here’s how you can suck up without necessarily being seen as “the office suck-up.”

Do You Like Carrots? Surely, Not As Much As This Woman Does

Zizi Howell is totally and completely charmed by an orange vegetable — and also happens to be the latest collection-obsessive to be featured on TLC's "My Crazy Obsession". It may sound innocent enough, but as you'll soon find out, Zizi's carrot-addition has made her kind of a mess.

Here Are The 2012 James Beard Awards Finalists

The James Beard Foundation has announced the final nominees for the 2012 James Beard Awards at an event in Las Vegas (the semifinalists were announced back in February). The winners of each category below will be announced on Monday, May 7, 2012 at …

Peyton Manning To Join Denver Broncos, Tebow To Be Traded

It’s Twitter Official: Peyton Manning is about to become a Denver Bronco. In a related story, Tim Tebow is up Sh*t Creek and accidentally tossed his oar into the wilderness.

"Lost" Vincent Van Gogh Still Life Found Using Science

The painting has the creative title "Still Life With Roses And Field Flowers". Using x-ray technology, art historians were able to see beneath the painting and finally confirm that is was an original Van Gogh.

Minnesota Teen Asks A Bunch Of Porn Stars To Prom On Twitter

"Mad" Mike Stone, a self described "awesome" person, really wants a date to prom. So what's a guy to do? Ask hundreds of porn stars, obviously. Finally, someone has discovered the true purpose of Twitter.

When Jessica Simpson's Water Breaks "It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant"

And I quote: "Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!" Now go ahead and try washing that image out of your brain.

Chuck Norris Responds To BuzzFeed's Obama Video

Chuck Norris says the video proves Obama's association with radicals.

Sofia Vergara Covers Esquire's Sex Issue

If Esquire was hoping to sell sex with their latest issue, they sure picked the perfect spokeswoman for the job.

Lifechanging Twitter Hacks

Just about everything you've ever wanted to make better about Twitter: Digging up old tweets, silencing loudmouths, finding better stuff to read, and a bunch of other tweaks is easy like Sunday morning with this guide.

Jamie Lee Curtis Yearbooks Herself To Get TV Roles

The yogurt queen wants to try and get herself onto TV more, so on "The Tonight Show" she showed Jay Leno what roles she could play on some of the hottest shows on television. She's really thought these through.

Jimmy Fallon And January Jones Play A Round Of Stump

January Jones was a good sport on last nights "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon," playing a new drinking game that we can thank Elijah Wood for. The name of the game is stump, and you probably should not play this if you are actually hammered. Pun intended! (You'll see why).

Batman Is Real And He Lives In Brazil

Brazilian Batman is so much cooler and a lot less depressing than Slovak Batman. Police in Sao Paulo have dispatched a retired officer in a Batman costume to patrol crime-ridden neighborhoods, giving children a beacon of hope and helping them differentiate between good and evil. Because he's the hero Taubate deserves. And he has a poodle.

Kansas Governor's Facebook Wall Shut Down After Spamming

Women spammed Gov. Sam Brownback's Facebook wall with snarky comments over his support of a controversial abortion bill in Kansas. Hence, a switch to Timeline and no more troublesome posts. (updated)

Why It's So Hard To Talk About Aggregation

One more data point for the aggregation debate: An aggregation of one of our posts sent us 65 views — but an aggregation of the aggregation sent us 15 times more.

Israelis Seek Peace With Iran Through Cat Memes

Not sure this is going to avert the apocalypse. The images come from the Facebook campaign.

20 Seemingly Innocuous Phrases Censored By Chinese Internet

There's some good band name potential in here.

3 Horrible Facts About The Airline Industry

United CEO Jeff Smisek says our national aviation policy is 'destroying airlines.'

Charlize Theron Says Michael Fassbender's Penis Was A Revelation

Michael Fassbender famously unsheathed his monstrous uncut wang in Shame, one of the many films for which he earned rave reviews in 2011, including X-Men Girth Class, Haywang, A Dongerous Method, and the upcoming Promethenis. We’ve taken to referrin…

Watch Rosie O'Donnell Address Her Show's Cancelation

This video address — aired during her show last night — comes across as extra awkward among the allegations of mass staff firings, fights between Rosie and Oprah, and a staff that simply did not get along.

Woman Captures An Image Of Jesus On Her TV During An Episode Of "The Bachelor"

IT HAPPENED. Jesus has been spotted in an episode of "The Bachelor."

"Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up" Video Will Blow You Away

Leave it to some guy named Hugh from Australia to make one of the best political videos of the 2012 campaign.

Watch Urkel's "Dancing With The Stars" Debut

Not much of a surprise: Jaleel White was great last night. What, like you thought that Stefan Urquelle wouldn't be amazing at dancing?

Are These The Ugliest Jerseys The NBA Has Ever Seen?

For the Toronto Raptors, the line between deer-hunting and basketball has never been this thin.

The Best Bloopers From The NBA Season's First Half

Because nothing says "fail" quite like an air-balled free throw.

How Does Maria Make You Feel?

Janet Jackson was given this doll as a gift on her tour.

When Mitt Romney Became Pro-Life

Calculated campaign move or change in core beliefs? Mitt Romney's 2005 op-ed offers his explanation of when the conversion took place.

You've Been Warned, Mr. B

Just one of the many reasons you don't friend your buddy's dad on Facebook. I don't hear you laughing, Mr. B.

Occupy Wall Street Plans "General Strike" — But Labor Isn't Coming Along

The limits of an alliance are on display. What if you call a general strike and everyone goes to work?

JWoww And Snooki Are Now In Bikinis

JWoww and Snooki were in Cancun this weekend, doing whatever the hell it is they do for MTV these days, and although J strutted around in a bikini (closeup picture of her mound and cellulite as she struggles up some sand, thankfully included) Snooki…

Morning Joe's Paul Ryan / Afghanistan Massacre Montage

Scarborough and company have a good LOL at the MSNBC production team's honest mistake and then plot to take the wind out of the Internet's sails.

Imogen Thomas Shows Off Curvy Beach Body And Frolics By The Sea With Boyfriend Adam Horsley

The ex Big Brother housemate has revealed how she has finally met a man who she feels she can trust.   More... Gregg Wallace 'is facing third divorce' after leaving wife of 14 months who he met on Twitter 'I used to strip down to my undies all t…

Five Things That Almost Ruined The Godfather

This Saturday marks the fortieth anniversary of the release of The Godfather — arguably, a perfect film. But as with anything we call perfect, a million little pieces had to fall into place for The Godfather to achieve such lofty standing. One misca…

Rihanna Gets Religious With New Tattoo On Patty's Blog

Rihanna's been a major staple in the headlines lately, everything from her choice of wardrobe and new Armani ad to her collaborations with abusive ex Chris Brown to launching her own clothing line. And looks like RiRi isn't ready to leave the headli…

Study Explains How Shock Therapy Might Ease Severe Depression

MONDAY, March 19 (HealthDay News) -- A small new study gives insight into how electroshock therapy, an effective yet poorly understood treatment for severe depression, affects the brains of depressed people. Researchers used functional MRI sca

Tim Tebow And Peyton Manning

The clock has run out on Tebow Time, at least in Denver. Here's how we imagine the two QBs are handling it.

Our Favorite Karl Lagerfeld Quotes Of All Time

Karl Lagerfeld is usually doing a million things all at once, but for the last few weeks it feels like he’s been doing a gazillion. Since he launched his lower-priced Karl collection last month, he has been on sort of a publicity bender, even by Kar…

Gloria Feldt Says Continued GOP Efforts To Regulate Women’s Reproductive Rights Just The Beginning

Gloria Feldt, former president and CEO of Planned Parenthood, and Eliot Spitzer, former governor of New York, discuss how the regulation of women’s reproductive rights is part of a much broader effort to limit freedom. “The abortion issue itself has…

In New York, Occupy Wall Street Protesters Aren't The Violent Ones -- The Police Are

Cenk talks to Buzzfeed.com reporter Rosie Gray about the NYPD's brutal response to Occupy Wall Street protesters who gathered Saturday night. "If you go out there to exercise your First Amendment rights, should you expect an ass-kicking by your own …

Democratic Group Celebrates Return Of Paul Ryan's Budget Plan With Film Trailer

Rep. Paul Ryan's latest plan for deep tax and spending cuts draws this ad from the liberal group Americans United for Change, taking aim at its slashing popular programs. "Like Weekend at Bernie's, even when no one in America wanted to see Weekend at Bernie's II, they went ahead and made the sequel anyway."

President Obama Blames Troubles On Fox News

According to a new book, President Obama reportedly slammed Fox News for hurting his popularity. We're taking a closer look at this interesting story from the Current community. Check it out and add your two cents:

Biden Speaks In Former Brothel

Sunnymede, now a gracious estate in Morris Township, N.J., was better known in the 1990s as "An Afternoon Delight". This is Real Joe Biden, not Fake Joe Biden, but you may be confused when you're done reading about his remarks.

Karen Santorum Thought Scott Brown's 'Protection' Joke Was Funny

Rick Santorum's wife handles Piers Morgan's question about the Massachusetts senator's old joke with class.

Stocks Post Gains, Helped By Apple

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- U.S. stocks posted gains Monday afternoon following a lukewarm housing report and Apple's(AAPL) announcement to deploy its massive cash pile.

Starbucks Opens First Evolution Fresh Juice Bar In WA

Starbucks' first Evolution Fresh juice bar is opening today in Bellevue, Washington; the coffee chain acquired the West Coast juice bar brand back in November. Evolution Fresh will also have a line of drinks available at grocery stores.

Justin Bieber Gets Beat Up And Bloody For Cover Of 'Complex'

What's black and blue and read all over? Justin Bieber's on the cover of Complex magazine! In his photo shoot for the magazine's 10th anniversary issue, the 18-year-old pop star gets beat up and bloodied as he fake-boxes in a tuxedo. (Watch the behi…

Bethenny Frankel On Flashing Anderson Cooper

Bethenny Frankel is open and outspoken -- but during a recent appearance on Anderson Cooper’s talk show, Anderson, Bethenny flashed her behind while enthusiastically showing off her push-up skills.

TV Weatherman Kyle Hunter Sues CBS For Sex Discrimination

Kyle Hunter, who is in his 40s, and has worked as a weatherman for Fox5 in San Diego, sued the broadcasting giant in Los Angeles last week.

How Agence France-Presse Ruined Malia Obama's Vacation

There's a long tradition of keeping presidents' kids out of the press, but the newswire reported today on details of Obama's elder daughter's travel in Mexico. The story was quickly removed from websites across the Internet, but you can't unring that bell.

Kate Middleton Makes Her First Ever Speech Wearing Her Mom’s Old Dress

Not only that, Kate styled the blue frock in exactly the same way as her mother Carole–minus the fascinator. Perhaps Kate’s mom is secretly her stylist? It’s not the first time Kate has recycled an outfit, of course–she wore the white Reiss dress…

New Nail Trend Alert: Behold The Caviar Manicure

Nail polish trends come and go (see: the French manicure) but luckily there’s always something new, wonderful, and wacky in the pipeline. Last year it was all about crackle top coats and magnetic polish. We hadn’t really seen anything new yet this y…

The New iPad Vs An Assault Rifle

Some "tech assassins" put together this fun DIY science experiment together. Who knew that gun geeks were actually nerdier than techies?

Kim Jong Il, Emasculated By One Tiny Hand

Add "One Tiny Hand" to your growing list of pointless yet awesome Tumblrs. People you love to hate, deformed. That's the premise.

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