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March 14, 2012

Arizona Birth Control Bill Penalizes Women For Using Contraception For Non-Medical Reasons

Arizona legislators have advanced an unprecedented bill that would require women who wish to have their contraception covered by their health insurance plans to prove to their employers that they are taking it to treat medical conditions. The bill a…

Ruth Madoff Settles Into Domestic Life After Moving To Connecticut

It may stink, but it beats life behind bars.

Terry Richardson's Sexiest Work Photo

A collection of Terry's naughtiest photos.

Baby Happy Bates Family Gets New TV Show In Bid To Be The New Duggars

In a move shocking no one since they switched over to an all train wreck format, TLC has decided to essentially re-make its own concurrently existing show 19 Kids and Counting by adding yet another reality show about the Bates family, called The Bat…

A List Of Ernest Hemingway's Favorite Books

In a 1935 piece for Esquire magazine entitled Remembering Shooting-Flying: A Key West Letter, Ernest Hemingway listed seventeen books that were among his favorites. They were so dear to him that he would rather read any of them for the first time ag…

Liberals Slut-shame As Much As Rush.

These are heady days for liberal self-congratulation. With Rush Limbaugh calling a law student a “slut,” and the general Republican fuss over contraception, there is a comforting sense of us and them, with us being tolerant, sexy, fun-loving, and th…

The 16 Best Twitter Reactions To Fab Melo’s Ineligibility

Well I hope that you didn’t have Syracuse going to the Final Four. The most recent March Madness news to develop includes the greatest name in college basketball, the Big East Defensive Player of the Year, and the most hated man currently on Twitter…

Please Don't Make This Eye Makeup Mistake (It's SO Easy To Avoid!)

Here’s a cautionary beauty tale (/photo) to start off the week: Debra Messing perfectly illustrating how NOT to operate an eyelash curler....

Mitt Romney's Terrible Fox News Interview

Why does he save his worst performances for the right-leaning network?

NCAA Bracket 2012 Predictions: Syracuse Won't Reach Final 4 Without Fab Melo

Syracuse's chances of advancing to the Final Four out of the East region in the 2012 NCAA tournament seemed slim with Fab Melo, so where do the Orange stand now that Melo is ineligible for the Big Dance? In a phrase, on the outside looking in...

George Zimmerman Neighbors Complained About Aggressive Tactics Before Trayvon Martin Killing

George Zimmerman has not been charged in the Feb. 26 shooting of Trayvon Martin, 17, who was walking home from a convenience store in Sanford, Fla., near Orlando. Zimmerman, who patrolled the Retreat at Twin Lakes development in his own car, had bee…

Lindsay Lohan Hit And Run: Actress Flees Alleged Accident Scene

UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter Wednesday to downplay accusations that she was involved in a hit-and-run accident.

Kim Kardashian Tweets Topless Pic, Threatens Legal Action Over Billboard

Kim Kardashian's lawyers are looking to take action against a Mexican doctor who used an image of the reality TV star on a billboard, showing her reclining in a bikini -- and at the same time posted a topless photo to her Twitter account, promoting …

Best And Worst States

There has been a great deal of talk of late about women and politics: What we want, how we’ll vote, what is good for us. Politicians and pundits love to stir up arguments around the most divisive social and moral issues, but we know what is truly mo…

Game Of Thrones Vs. Skyrim - Game Of Thrones

You can play Skyrim without knowing a lick about the Elder Scrolls series as a whole, but good luck giving a good goddamn about what plane the Daedra come from, what the hell an Elder Scroll actually is or even feigning interest as a too-talky Khaji…

Ferriday Drug Bust: Some Residents Of Louisiana Town Angered By Arrests (VIDEO)

In most cities, residents would be happy if 30 people were arrested for selling crack, cocaine, marijuana and firearms in their neighborhood. But not in Ferriday, La.

10 Classic Rom-Com Epiphany Moments

If you just saw Friends with Kids and are considering procreating with your best friend in the hope that it will awaken some latent attraction and end this tortuous search for love already, you’re not alone. But as cultural critics we feel it’s our …

Exclusive: Nick Offerman On His New Films, Nudity, And Being Ron Swanson

Flavorwire: Cultural news and critique from Flavorpill

What Dubstep Really Sounds Like

I finally understand Skrillex.

Let's Troll Celebrities With Charity

Hey, Larry David: If you don't join Twitter, polar bears will die. That's how CharityBribes works, in a nutshell.

20 Decadent Glamping Photos

Sleeping on the ground in a tent is so 20th century. When you combine "camping" with "glamourous", you get Glamping. Otherwise known as civilized camping.

Santorum Looking To Go Mano A Mano With Mitt

Gidley notes that it happened with Clinton and Obama in 2008. Why not now?

Fall Hairstyles And Fall 2012 Makeup Trends On

Get a sneak peek of fall’s hottest trends! Check out fall hairstyles and fall 2012 makeup from the New York, London, Paris, and Milan runways on ELLE.

We Read "Wesley Crusher: Teenage F*** Machine" So You Don't Have To

We read this for two reasons: 1) it was free on Kindle with Prime; we wouldn’t have paid the $4 the author wants otherwise. 2) It was titled “Wesley Crusher: Teenage F*** Machine”. There are some train wrecks you just have to watch.

Taylor Swift Wears A Shirt With Her Own Face On It

Today's Twitter Buzz: Taylor Swift is rocking a "cool" look. Plus, Rob Lowe loves "Downton Abbey," Kim Kardashian begrudgingly eats at a Waffle House, and Gwen Stefani joins twitter!

Donald And Eric Trump Pictured Posing With Their 'Trophy' Carcasses On Big African Hunt

Though the two men- Donald Trump Jr. (left) and Eric Trump (right)- deny any wrong doing and proudly argue that they are hunters, many animal rights advocates are taking jabs at the pair.

Pregnant Kristin Cavallari Swimsuit Photos (A.k.a. The Crap I Missed

Normally this would be the part of the day where Photo Boy regales you with random pics of Prince Charles, David Hasselhoff or on a good day, THE DINK, but since he’s not here for the week you get pregnant Kristin Cavallari swimsuit photos. Granted,…

Buford, Wyoming, Town With Population 1, Heads To Auction

BUFORD, Wyo. — What's advertised as the smallest town in the United States is scheduled to go up for auction next month. Buford, located between Cheyenne and Laramie in southeast Wyoming, is famous for having just one inhabitant, Don Sammons.

SEDUCE Spelled Backwards Is THIGH HIGH (37 Photos)

Ladies, please help a guy who loves womens legs out and submit your photos to the chive…. it has been far to long since tghe last leg/thigh high gallery…. you all have such nice legs, don't be shy about them.

Project: Design Your Business Card

This month we asked you to channel your inner artist for this month’s #30DaysofGOOD Challenge, Art Every Day. Our goal is to incorporate art into our month with these 31 tasks, which range from creating an artist’s workspace in your home to making a…

Miss COED: Kay McPhee [7 PHOTOS]

I don’t often post a Miss COED who’s submitted only 7 photos, but when I do, they’re ridiculously hot. Meet Kay McPhee, a sporty and outgoing Vancouver student who recently finished competing in the 2012 Tropic Beauty World Finals in Las Vegas. Desp…

Snooki Asked Pauly D To "Deejay The Delivery Room" While She's Having Her Baby. Let's Come Up With The Ultimate Birthing Playlist For Her...

If you thought having a baby would make Snooki mellow out a bit...HA! In fact, she's planning to make the birth of her first kid a major par-tay.

Anderson Cooper Tries On Wigs With Miss Piggy

What does AC look like without his silver locks? Now we know.

Democrats Accuse Conservative News Outlet Of "Blackmail"

The Caller was, perhaps, leaning into the story a bit. Boyle stands by his warning.

Big Labor Goes To War With Cuomo

As pension negotiations break down, the public workers union AFSCME goes after the Democratic governor with this ad on black radio. "I'm disappointed with Governor Cuomo. He said he'd look out for our community, but he's sided again with Wall Street and the big corporations," the narrator says.

Even The Smithsonian Has "Mass Effect" Fever

Take that, naysayers! When video games get their own exhibit at the American Art Museum, can we still debate whether the medium is art?

The Real Housewives Of South Boston Are Back For St. Patricks Day

Everyone's favorite wasted older ladies from Southie are back to celebrate St. Patrick's Day and of course get into a wasted fist fight with each other.

It's On, Barack: BuzzFeed Picks March Madness Against The President

Barack Obama's making March Madness personal this year.

High School Assembly Turns Into Homophobic, Anti-Abortion Rant

Least peppy pep rally ever. Students and staff at Dunkerton High School in Iowa thought they were getting a presentation on bullying from Christian rock band Junkyard Prophets. Instead, they got a diatribe about the homosexual evils of Elton John and Lady Gaga, plus graphic photos of dead babies. Parents were outraged and the school is seeking a refund of Junkyard Prophet's $1,500 performance fee.

Moroccan Girl Who Was Forced To Marry Her Rapist Commits Suicide

Moroccan law says that anyone who rapes a female minor, under the age of 18, will receive immunity from criminal charges as long as they marry the minor.

Ex-Employees Of Google, Goldman Sachs, And Yahoo Have Their Say

There seems to be something in the air. Within the last day or so, three ex-employees have written about why their feelings have changed about three formerly beloved companies. James Whittaker recently left Google:

Obama Administration Promises To Pay Delayed Student Veteran Benefits This Week

The VA apologizes, but calls the problem "isolated." "Immediate corrective actions" promised.

Heather Morris Leaked Photo

A leaked photo allegedly hacked from Glee star Heather Morris' phone.

Buying The Bottom Shelf: An Adventure In Cheap Liquor

// =[ timestamp] " type="text/javascript">// ]]>This series is brought to you by TurboTax Federal Free Edition. Cheap liquor is designed to get you wasted. You can take your time with a nice whisky, and enjoy it as you would with an expensive bott…

Tide Detergent Thefts On The Rise, Linked To Drugs, Reports Say

So say the latest reports about a “crime wave” sweeping the nation. According to multiple news sources, theft of Tide Detergent is soaring across the country, forcing retailers like CVS to consider placing alarms on each bottle as cities establish s…

Guess Her Muff 2.0: Girl #3231

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald? The answers might surprise you... This is GuessH…

Kim, Khloe, And Kourtney Launch Kardashian Lingerie At Sears—Would You Wear It?

Whether or not you're a fan of Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian, it's pretty clear that these ladies are in possession of some killer curves. Now, with the launch of their Kardashian Kollection Intimates product range—helloo…

Mitt Romney On Planned Parenthood: We Will 'Get Rid' Of It

Mitt Romney is doubling down on his commitment to defund Planned Parenthood, telling a reporter in Missouri that he would "get rid of" the country's best-known reproductive health care provider if he were elected president.

Goldman's Greg Smith Just One More 1% Buddhist Convert

NEW YORK (TheStreet) --There's a maxim I like to fall back on in situations where the members of the 1% speak as if they are breaking from the elite: It's easy to become a Buddhist after you've made your first million.

8 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Retiring

Pulling the trigger on retirement can be a costly mistake if your finances aren’t in good shape. How can you tell if you’re ready to retire the way you imagined? Here’s a checklist of questions every pre-retiree should examine.

Zero Gravity Picture Photo Kerli's Photos

MoonChildren, here's an exclusive photo from my upcoming single, Zero Gravity!!!! - Zero Gravity Picture photo Kerli's Photo Stream in Kerli's gallery

10 Of Art History’s Most Controversial Photographers [NSFW]

In 1971 Norman Mailer said that “giving a camera to Diane Arbus is like putting a live grenade in the hands of a child.” Lo and behold: Child With Hand Grenade. Even before her suicide that year, Arbus’ magnificent body of work evoked criticism and …

Why Ron Paul May Cut A Deal With Mitt Romney

For Ron Paul, victory is finally in sight. No, not a swearing-in ceremony next January 20, or even a single statewide win. Halfway through the primary season, Paul has won only a preference poll in the U.S. Virgin Islands, and he is running dead las…

New TED-Ed Platform Aims To Bring TED Talks Into The Classroom

The TED initiative includes plans to build a video library—which launched with a dozen videos—by having great teachers submit lesson plans that can be animated and turned into additional clips. That means a great teacher will have the ability to aid…

Ellie Kemper Is A "Dance Dare" Pro

On yesterday's edition of "Ellen," Ellie Kemper brought out the video evidence that she had taken Degeneres up on her "dance dare" challenge. So what, exactly, is a "dance dare"? Your new favorite hobby, duh!

From Harvard Business School, Mormon "Mini-Mitts" Cheer On Their Idol

From Provo to Cambridge, a singular experience. "You're just in a stage of life ahead of everyone else."

Ernest Hemingway Weighs In On Mike D'Antoni's Resignation

The New York Knicks' coach has resigned, and Papa has a few things to say about it.

Charlize Theron Adopted A Baby Boy And Other Links

And they say you can't keep a secret in Hollywood. Ms. Theron was photographed with an infant months ago but claimed it was "a friend's". Also, Robert Downey Jr. is a gossipy gossip and movies gave us unrealistic Spring Break expectations. These and other Buzz we missed await your clicking pleasure.

The DVD Copying War Is... Still Going On?

A company that sells movie storage servers has been told to stop, again. By the time the fight over DVD copying is over, DVDs won't even be a thing.

Mitt Romney Says The Darndest Things

WTFRomney has compiled all the fun quotes from Mitt's 2012 campaign adventure. Here's 27 of our favorites.

SnoopWorld

I just love crappy fan art. The uglier, the better.

March Madness 2012 Bracket Predictions: Loss Of Fab Melo Will Cripple Syracuse

Syracuse looked to have a legitimate shot of at least reaching the Final Four before Tuesday's news. Then Tuesday's news hit...

44 Reasons Gillian Anderson Is Awesome

The 44-year-old "X-Files" star recently told Out Magazine she's had lesbian relationships...let's celebrate with this photo gallery. Scully rules. She's the original Karen Gillan.

Lobbyists Call On Barack Obama To Tone Down Anti-Lobbyist Rhetoric

The American League of Lobbyists is calling on President Barack Obama to tone down his criticism of lobbyists. In a letter addressed to "The Honorable Barak H. Obama" [sic], the group's president, Howard Marlowe, said Monday that Obama's statements …

This Is (Probably) The Most Accurate Map Of Panem So Far

Some brilliant minds with a LiveJournal have created the most extensive map yet of all the districts in Panem. Finally, now you know where all of your favorite "Hunger Games" tributes are actually from.

The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS!

Grimes is eulogizing Dale, who died last week when a zombie rubbed his tummy too hard. Dale, Grimes explains, could get under your skin, which is an idiom that is sometimes used as an insult and sometimes used as a kind of compliment that still soun…

With The Help Of Medication, World's Tallest Man Might Have Stopped Growing

Standing at 8 feet, 3 inches, Sultan Kosen of Turkey holds the Guinness World Record for tallest man alive. But now, researchers at the University of Virginia Medical Center might have found a way to stop him from growing any more, the Associated Pr…

JFK's Funeral: Rare And Unpublished LIFE Magazine Photos From Arlington Cemetery, November 1963

Here, on the 45th anniversary of JFK’s March 1967 reinterment, when his remains were moved from his initial resting place to the permanent grave site and memorial at Arlington, LIFE.com offers a gallery of photographs (some of them never before publ…

Real Housewives Of Orange County's Tamra Barney Engaged

Barney tells Us Weekly exclusively all about beau Eddie Judge's romantic Bora Bora proposal

Child Reacts To Seeing Bubbles For The First Time

He basically starts hyperventilating. Life only goes downhill from here.

Watch An Aussie Chauvinist Ruin His Fashion Career

On "Fashion Star," Aussie designer Nicolas sticks it to Jessica Simpson. Oh, but he also definitely ruined his career and he embarrassed the host.

Basset Hound Mixes

Bashar! St. Bernasset! Pugget! Fun with miscegenation.

Jennifer Lopez's Stunt Double Is A Man

I don't know what it is, exactly, that cracks me up so much about this photo — the unhappy faces? the hair? the braids? — but it absolutely does.

Miss Piggy Responds To Fashion Criticism With Grace And Aplomb

Andy Cohen, always the shit-starter: Miss Piggy made a brief appearance during last night's "Watch What Happened Live," in which the show's host informed the muppet that Nicole Richie had said recently said that she needed a makeover.

Apple's Easy Money Run Has Begun

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Apple stock is in bull mode. Make that ultra-bull mode. Since the Nov. 25 low of $363, this stock has risen 56%.

Numerology Personal Year Photo - Buzznet

I love numerology and have studied it for a while so I thought I'd share something cool with you: I'm gonna show u guys how to calculate a number for your personal year. At the beginning of each new year we enter a new Personal Year. Your individual…

Bobbi Kristina Brown Dating Adopted Brother Nick Gordon

In addition to her grandmother and aunts and uncles, Bobbi Kristina has someone else to support her as she mourns the death of her mother, Whitney Houston: her boyfriend. And who is the sensitive fellow? Her "big brudder" Nick Gordon, who was consid…

The Cast Of "Scrubs" Reunites On "Cougar Town"

The gang's (almost) all here: Kelso, Elliott, Jordan, Ted, a high-fiving Todd, and Zach Braff even appears as a pizza delivery guy. I guess "Cougar Town" really wants to be the crossover-iest of all crossover shows!

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Imaged Attached is a FWD's weekly cartoon series.

Mitt Romney Got Confused For John Kerry

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney sometimes gets compared by pundits and politicos to John Kerry. Both politicians are handsome, wealthy Massachusetts politicians with reputations for waffling. Below, Romney describes getting mixed up with Kerry at the airport.

Woody Allen Describes The Plot Of Midnight In Paris 50 Years Ago

Apparently Woody Allen had been working with this idea for a while now. Here's the track from Standup Comic, covering some of the film's ideas in standup form. (via filmdrunk.uproxx.com).

Lindsay Lohan In Another Alleged Hit And Run

Lindsay Lohan stands accused of a hit and run, in a report that seems straight out of 2007.

Anthony Bourdain At SXSW: Just The One-Liners

Guess who's in Austin, Texas for the nerd fiesta known as SXSW? That's right: it's No Reservations/The Layover host with the most Anthony Bourdain. And yesterday he participated in a panel for the Interactive portion of the conference called Digital…

Mass Effect 3 Romance Guide - Mass Effect 3

Even Commander Shepard needs a little love, so hook a Spectre up and read our Mass Effect 3 Romance guide!

Best Fake Food In Movies - Food

Check out UGO's list of the Best Fake Food in Movies.

BREAKING RAPE-RAPE NEWS: Courtney Love Says The Muppets Raped Kurt Cobain!

Courtney Love, famous widow/MURDERER? of Kurt Cobain, has some intense allegations on the subject of the use of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in the most recent Muppets film. As it turns out, that wasn’t just a legal, fun cover of a popular so…

Horrible, Yet Funny, Tattoos :

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The Tournament Challenge Challenged From Chris O'Donnell, Stan Verrett, Matthew Morrison, Mark Valley, Questlove, Alphonso Macauley, Jesse Williams, Jahvid Best, Ahna O'Reilly, Cody Horn, Funny Or Die, Avin Das, Andy Maxwell, Nick Wiger, Orlando J

Celebrities and athletes join forces to raise awareness about the Tournament Challenge challenged; to help, visit ESPN.com/bracket, make your picks and show people how to make smart choices

Fork Theremin Makes Sound When You Eat

File this under completely necessary inventions. Hopefully they come out with an English version that berates you for even thinking about buying this. (via laughingsquid.com).

Chirp Clock

Almost every second of every minute of every hour, someone tweets about what time it is. Chirp Clock takes that banality, and turns it into something interesting.

Attention Everyone: The Milwaukee Bucks Are Your New Favorite NBA Team

Two of the most exciting guards in the world, Monta Ellis and Brandon Jennings, now play in the same backcourt.

Compare Sarah Palin To Julianne Moore's 'Game Change' Performance

Not too shabby but Ed Harris could have employed a bit more hand fidgeting into his John McCain.

Will Ferrell Does Interview With Jimmy Kimmel Entirely In Spanish

Don't adjust your screen: "Jimmy Kimmel Live" went international when Will Ferrell conducted his interview in Spanish last night. (Don't worry, there are subtitles.) He also rode onto the stage on a fake horse, surrounded by nearly-naked cowboys.

Mitt Romney Told Glenn Beck The Individual Mandate Was "Ultimate Conservatism"

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney comes under fire for his previous vocal support of health care reform and the conservative dreaded individual mandate. In 2007 the former Massachusetts Governor was still proudly touting the mandate, and told Glenn Beck in a 2007 appearance on his show it was "ultimate conservatism."

Scrabble: The Typography Edition

A special designer edition of Scrabble now comes in a font of your choice (or an assorted font pack) and features beautiful walnut tiles. Too bad Words with Friends isn't this pretty. Available for pre-order here.

'Solar Black Hole' Anomaly Sends Conspiracy Theorists Into Frenzy

A solar anomaly pictured by Nasa has excited conspiracy theorists, who speculated that it was everything from aliens powering up a giant spacecraft to a black hole about to consume the Sun. Amateur astronomers took images of the Sun released daily b…

Lady Gaga Before Fame On Laetitia12's Blog

Here are some photos of Lady Gaga before she was famous and before her many crazy looks. Do you like her as a brunette? Or do you prefer her now? in laetitia12's Journal

Anna Faris And Mr. T Star In Old Navy Infomercial

Possibly the best commercial the store has churned out since 1998's "Performance Fleece" jingle that somehow still gets stuck in my head.

Nike Apologizes For Offensive 'Black And Tan' Sneaker (PHOTO, VIDEO)

Nike is apologizing for a new St. Patrick's Day-themed sneaker that offended many in the buildup to its release. The SB Dunk Low "Black and Tan" trainers, which launch in the U.S. this week, were ostensibly named after the famous drink combining a d…

Strong Quakes Shake Japan, But No Apparent Damage

(TOKYO) — A series of earthquakes rattled Tokyo and northeast Japan late Wednesday evening, but caused no apparent damage or injury in the same region hit by last year's devastating tsunami.

OP-ED: Pros And Cons Of Mass Effect 3's Ending

Sci-fi odysseys are built around big ideas and grand ambitions, and it can be difficult to wrap those up in a way that satisfies everyone. I could certainly think of endings I'd rather have seen for the saga, but that doesn't mean the one (or three,…

The Biggest Gadget Scoops Site in the World

Tech sites fear it and Americans know nothing about it. Tinhte.vn gets new gadgets before anyone, and they can't be stopped.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Talks Sex Life On 'On Air With Ryan Seacrest'

A very pregnant Jessica Simpson has been making the press rounds recently, promoting her new NBC show, "Fashion Star," but she may have given fans more than they asked for in a recent interview. While her pregnancy seems to dominate most of her prom…

Journals Of Lizzie Borden's Lawyer Found

Nearly 120 years after Lizzie Borden was found innocent in the killings of her father and stepmother in Fall River, Massachusetts, her lawyer's journals from the case have been discovered.

Everything A Player Needs At March Madness

Michael Culpo, senior guard for NCAA tournament underdog Long Island University-Brooklyn, told BuzzFeed he's bringing "only the essentials" on his five day trip to Columbus, OH. For a March Madness-bound basketball player, that means at least 8 pairs of game socks.

Gillian Anderson Comes Out As Bisexual

In the pages of this month's Out Magazine, Gillian Anderson reflects on her life thus far -- and the relationships that have formed along the way. With some hesitation, it seemed, she revealed that one of her past loves was with a woman.

Mitt Romney Reviews The Olive Garden

Proof that Romney's viral team is hip.

Steak And BJ Day Not Happening

"Steak and BJ Day" is a made-up holiday on March 14 as the male answer to Valentine's Day. These women are not having any part of it.

Describe Your Ex Using Only A Movie Title

Or for those of you who are in happy fulfilling relationships, describe your significant other. Gold Stars and Cookies to the most creative and saddest responses.

Outrageous Lithuanian Vitamin Water Commercial

This is a serious throwback to the Powerthirst days. Apparently this is an English translation of the original Lithuanian version.

Boston Celtics Player Gives Mid-Game Lap Dance

Ray Allen gave an accidental bump and grind to a front row fan during the Celtics' game against the Los Angeles Clippers. Twerk it, Ray...twerk it. Also, guy to Allen's right...awesome mustache.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is The Face Of The Modern Preppy

The headline is not some kind of clever joke. The GOOPster is literally the spokeswoman for Lindex's new Spring line, "Modern Preppy," who has subsequently created the most self-indulgent, hoity-toity video to explain just how modern preppy Gwyneth is.

Flashback: Newt Starred In 1984 TV Movie

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich's political career seems to be drawing to an end, but perhaps he has a future in film. Here's a 1984 appearance Gingrich made in the HBO film "Countdown to Looking Glass," based on a fictional war in the Middle East.

Bikini News - Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Rock Bikinis On 'Spring Breakers' Set (PHOTOS)

Selena Gomez is shooting Spring Breakers in Florida alongside Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson, and it looks like there will be no shortage of skin in the upcoming film!

Chanel Has Decided Not To Sell Those Cuffs That Look Like Pamela Love’s ‘Out Of Respect…For The Artistic Process’

Yesterday we posted an Adventures in Copyright which pointed out that the crystal cuffs from Chanel’s fall show looked a lot like some Pamela Love made last year as part of her fall 2011 collection. We reached out to both Chanel and Pamela Love for …

Rick Santorum Praying With Anti-Gay Pastor Steve Gaines

In this March 4 video, Rick Santorum prays onstage in Memphis with pastor Steve Gaines, who is very concerned about gay brainwashing. (Via Right Wing Watch)

Why I Am Leaving Restore Our Future

The SuperPAC has lost its way. It's sort of like Goldman Sachs.

What's Up With Ashley Judd's Face?

I believe this is called "Billy Crystal-ing" your face. The photo on the left is from January 21st of this year, and the photo on the right was taken this past Monday.

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A new app that captures the sound occurring at the exact moment your picture is taken. Nostalgia just got real, yo. Try it now while it's FREE.

Mitt Romney Is Getting His Money's Worth

If you look at the raw numbers, he's wildly outspending his rivals. But if you break it down to dollar-per-delegate, he doesn't look so bad.

President Obama And David Cameron Enjoying Hot Dogs

The Prime Minister of Britain and the President of the United States scarf some dogs at the NCAA Tournament in Ohio. "In our country, we call them bangers!" — Something David Cameron Did Not Say

Mass Hula-Hoop Demonstration Planned For Romney Fundraiser

Mitt is in New York to raise money at the Waldorf-Astoria today. Occupiers plan to confront him with hula hoops.

Donald Trump's Sons Defend Safari Killing Spree In Zimbabwe (PHOTOS)

Donald Trump has long faced criticism over his environmental track record. Now, it's his sons who are in the spotlight for similar behavior.

Emy Brochu Texting Death: Mathieu Fortin Releases Last Chat With Girlfriend, Sent While She Was Driving

MONTREAL - A series of heartwrenching text messages is being used by the boyfriend of a car accident victim to warn people to pay attention when driving.Mathieu Fortin has created a Facebook page to get the word out in memory of Emy Brochu, who died…

EXCLUSIVE: Carmelo Anthony At Odds With New York Knicks Coach Mike D'Antoni, Plots Exit

Carmelo Anthony’s discontent with the Knicks organization became so severe after Monday night’s loss to the Bulls, he told a confidant he preferred to be traded before Thursday’s NBA deadline, The Post has learned.

Lindsay Lohan Hits Person In Car, Then Flees

6:06 AM: The plot thickens ... Sources tell us, the club manager who Lindsay struck has gone to the emergency room and we're told he is going to press charges and hire an attorney. Cops told us they will open a hit-and-run investigation if the manag…

Alex Pettyfer Engaged To Elvis' Granddaughter Riley Keough -- See Her Ring!

Well, that was fast! The last Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough has locked in her hunka-hunka burnin' love!

A Real Unsung Hero: The Bra (37 Photos) :

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Happy Pi Day!

It's pi day, pi day, gotta get down on pi day. To celebrate let's eat math and watch Family Guy do Disney in a song about PIE.

NFL Receiver Marshall Brandon 'Slugs' Woman At Chelsea Nightclub

The “Beast” has lived up to his nickname, a woman claims.

Harvard Study: All Red Meat, Processed And Unprocessed, Linked To Premature Death, Bad For Human Health

Bad news for red meat lovers: A new long-term study published online this week from the Harvard School of Public Health suggests that eating any type of red meat significantly ups one’s risk of premature death. And contrary to what the researchers h…

Daily Outfit Idea: An Entire Week's Worth Of Outfits (Yes, Monday Through Sunday!), Courtesy Of Beso.com's Elise Loehnen

There are fewer things I like more than shopping (ok fine, ice cream is a close second), so I'm sure you can imagine how excited I was when the opportunity arose to have Editor-In-Chief of Los Angeles-based shopping website Beso.com, Elise Loehnen, …

Ask Women

Always had a question you were afraid to ask? Now's your chance.

How Glee‘s Chris Colfer Changed The Face Of LGBT High School Students On TV

Kurt Hummel, played by two-time Crushable 25 honoree Chris Colfer, is by no means the first queer teenager on television. Without a doubt, he borrows from Ricky Vasquez (Wilson Cruz) on My So-Called Life and Buffy‘s Willow Rosenberg (Alyson Hannigan…

NASA Releases Images Of Saturn Moon

PASADENA, Calif., March 13 (UPI) -- NASA says its Cassini spacecraft has captured new images of Saturn's second-largest moon, Rhea, in a global geologic mapping fly-by at 26,000 miles distance.

The Most Surprisingly Awesome Cover Versions In History

Way back in the deep, dark days of Flavorpill past — i.e. about a year and a half ago — we amused ourselves over the quiet period between Christmas and New Year’s Eve by compiling a mixtape of the best cover versions ever. Hearing about Mastodon’s h…

Gag Order: Why States Are Banning Factory-Farm Whistleblowers

So if undercover farming videos are bringing about such positive change to the food system, why blow the whistle on whistleblowers? Blame Big Ag. Industrial farming groups like the Agribusiness Association of Iowa, Iowa Select Farms (the very same o…

Dubstep Sounds Like A Broken Frosty Machine

It took me a few seconds to notice the Skrillex-ification of Wendy. Awesome. Prints are available or you can get it on a t-shirt. (via @unlikelywords)

Jennifer Lawrence: ‘Hunger Games’ Premiere In L.A.!

Jennifer Lawrence strikes a pose at the premiere of The Hunger Games on Monday (March 12) at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles.

Jermaine Jones Will Be Kicked Off 'American Idol'

Jermaine Jones will be kicked off "American Idol" Wednesday night, after producers learned he concealed the fact that he was arrested twice last year and has outstanding warrants ... TMZ has learned. As we first reported, producers discovered Tuesd…

Lack Of Arrest In Shooting Of Teenage Trayvon Martin Is An Outrageous Display Of Racism

Cenk is outraged by the death of Trayvon Martin, a black 17-year-old who was shot by George Zimmerman, a self-appointed “neighborhood watch” advocate, while walking home from a local store with a pack of Skittles. Yet Zimmerman, who is white, has no…

Pinky Is Using The Tumblr Machine Properly (39 Photos)

For those of you who don't know, Pinky is theCHIVE's resident geek girl. Her tush has become a mainstay in the Friday DAR. A few Chivers have recently pointed me to her Tumblr, Half A Pinky. Aside from some creatively sexy photos, you also get a gli…

I Miss Tan Lines (29 Photos) : :

From one black guy to another, you probably won’t see too many sisters on a post for tan lines. While we do get darker in the summertime, we tend not to make.a big deal out of it because, you know, we were black to begin with. Now I don’t get the ta…

These Drunk Springbreakers Made A Music Video Because That's What You Do On Spring Break

Ellie Goulding and Bassnectar would be so proud. Probably. Maybe.

SANTOROMENTUM

It was on CNN so it must be real.

Zelda II Sex Scene - Dorkly Video

A potion would have been far more tasteful. Watch "Zelda II Sex Scene" and more funny videos on Dorkly

Keith’s Note On Continued False Equivalence From The Right, Irin Carmon Comments On Limbaugh Controversy

Irin Carmon, staff writer for Salon.com, sits down with Keith to discuss the Rush Limbaugh controversy and Keith responds to continued false equivalence from the right in the form of a “Washington Post” column by Melinda Henneberger.

David Catanese On Romney’s Pledge To Get Rid Of Planned Parenthood

David Catanese, national political reporter for Politico, analyzes what Mitt Romney meant when he pledged to “get rid of” Planned Parenthood. “I don’t know the mechanism that he would have as president to get rid of Planned Parenthood,” says Catanes…

Epic Exit Polls: Michael Shure Asks Alabamans What The Hell They Were Thinking

Michael Shure conducts his own exit poll in Montogomery, Ala., where he finds that GOP voters are incredibly angry at President Obama and, at the very least, not likely to fall for grits-eating stunts by the candidates.

TwitPic Theater: Life’s A Beach

TwitPic Theater is a collection of the sexiest pictures posted by Playmates and Playboy models from the week. Take a peek into the sexy lives of the girls at photo shoots, on nights out, and more.

'American Idol' Contestant Jermaine Jones Disqualified From Competition

Jermaine Jones has been disqualified from further participation on American Idol after it was discovered that he concealed "multiple crimes," TMZ reports.

Romney Blows Another Chance To Seal The Deal

How long can he keep making the math argument before he starts to sound like a nerd?

Rick Santorum Needs Money, Fast

Wins in the South or no, a cash infusion is the campaign's only hope going forward. He'll rely on the SuperPAC, and hope for a windfall.

What's The Best Part About Running A Pizza Shop?

Meet 25 pizzeria owners from around the United States. The International Pizza Expo is full of them. These people are awesome and incredibly hard working. Running a pizza shop isn't easy, but these people do it for good reason!

Politico Won The Livestream Night

But HuffPo had more fun!

Ricky Martin: ‘Evita’ Curtain Call!

Ricky Martin smiles at the Evita curtain call and press conference on Monday (March 12) at the Marriott Marquis Hotel in New York City.

Adventures In Copyright? Chinese Students Stage Their Very Own Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

China’s Chengdu University of Technology recently staged a theatrical lingerie show where models wore over-the-top undergarment confections and massive wings made out of a variety of unexpected fabrics like peacock feathers and magazine pages. Hm…no…

New Doc Girl Model Reveals The Dark Side Of The Modeling Industry

If the creation of the Model Alliance and/or the CFDA’s new initiative that models be at least 16 years old hasn’t yet convinced you that there’s cause for alarm over models’ ages, then Girl Model will certainly do the trick. The film, produced and …

'The Bachelor' After The Final Rose Recap

‘The Bachelor’ After The Final Rose Recap: Ben Flajnik’s Shocking New Proposal

Funny Daily Morning Awesomeness :

March 12, 2012 | Author: Bob | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

Thanks To One Los Angeles Nonprofit, Budget Cuts Haven't Killed Off Art Class

Of course, education's emphasis nowadays is on test scores, and Wynne-Davis acknowledges that's the measure many people will use to judge whether her class' seven weeks at Inner-City Arts were worthwhile. But while research shows arts education does…

30 Ways To Dress Up Your Ponytail, As Found On Pinterest

I’ve been pinning up a storm on Pinterest lately, and I’ve found some really cute ponytail ideas I can’t wait to try. Wanna see?...

NBA.com Is Already Selling Dwight Howard New Jersey Nets Shirts

The Orlando Magic haven't traded their star center yet, but that doesn't mean that the league's' official store hasn't already moved on. You can buy your very own Howard Nets t-shirt right now.

Secret Armies: An Exclusive Look At 10 Secret U.S. Forces

Marc Ambinder, the author of the new eBook the President's Secret Army — the elite units of the Joint Special Operations Command — assembled for BuzzFeed this look at the military units whose mere existence the government goes to great lengths to hide.

Cee Lo's Cat: 'Voice' Judge Talks About Pet Purrfect

Perhaps the biggest breakout star of "The Voice" this season has been Cee Lo Green's cat Purrfect. She's practically become the fifth member of the judges panel, periodically appearing on Cee Lo's lap in promos, with him backstage and sometimes, du…

The Adventures Of Kim Jong Un

I work at Subway, and for the past 4 months I have to deal with the proverbial crazy lady "Mary Beth." She is an older woman that wears a pound of make-up and habitually comes in each day for 2-3 hours eating, reading her bible, and starting lengthy…

Pre-Existing Conditions: The Real Reason Insurers Won’t Cover People Who Are Already Sick.

There are currently tens of millions of Americans without health insurance. Some can’t afford coverage at going rates. But as recently as 2009, one in seven applicants were rejected by the four largest insurance companies, who refused to sell them i…

Put A Ring On It: 10 Celebs Show Off Their Engagement Bling

It could be a sign that the world is ending (December 21, folks, get ready!) but these days, there seem to be more celebrity couples getting engaged. Two weeks ago, Amber Rose let it slip on Twitter that her boyfriend, rapper Wiz Khalifa had popped …

Here’s Russell Brand Stealing A Pap’s Phone And Then Throwing It Through A Window

Apparently doing nothing but yoga makes you the equivalent of a goddamn ‘roid addict, because here’s Russell Brand absolutely losing his shit in New Orleans yesterday by taking a paparazzo’s phone then chucking it through a window directly in front …

Ranking ‘Friday Night Lights’ Actors’ Post-‘FNL’ Careers

Friday Night Lights’ Matt Saracen was the typical high-school girl’s dream boyfriend — shy, kind, handsome, athletic, and responsible enough to act as the sole caretaker for his senile grandmother. With that in mind, we felt a sort of personal inves…

Inside 'The Hunger Games' Premiere: Crying Teens, A Dangerous Stumble And The Middle Finger

Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth followed a dizzying number of tribute actors down the black carpet on the chilly Monday evening, which had female attendees shivering in their sleeveless gowns. Along with the sea of actors, exec…

Climate Change Is Forcing Entire Countries To Migrate

Climate-forced migration isn’t supposed to be happening yet. We've always thought the consequences of abusing the earth would hit our children and our children children’s in 2050 and 2100, not in 2012. That’s the easy way to think about climate chan…

Newtstalgia: The 12 Things We'll Miss Most About Newt Gingrich

He failed to win a single state in his native South tonight, and has no road forward. Frankly, we're going to miss him.

Printable NCAA Bracket 2012: Upsets To Bank On In Each Region

Let the madness begin. The NCAA tournament is finally here, which means we're about to be treated to a few glorious weeks of the most intense basketball on the planet...

The Best Argument For Birth Control

Let’s get to the heart of the issue: Congress doesn’t understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom, and it’s going to take a viral video to make them understand.

Why Did Alex Pettyfer And Riley Keough Get Engaged?

In today’s shocking news, Crushable 25 honoree Alex Pettyfer is reportedly engaged to girlfriend Riley Keough. As Liz Lemon would say, “What the what?” Alex and Riley have been going out for only about six months; they met on the set of Steven Soder…

Kony 2012: Invisible Children's Campaign Becomes Most Viral Video Ever

“Kony 2012,” a 30-minute documentary about Ugandan rebel leader Joseph Kony, was viewed more than 100 million times in just under a week, making it the most viral video in history, Mashable reports.

The Hunger Games Premiere: Let's Talk Best Dressed!

Stars of The Hunger Games and other red carpet-hopping celebs gathered in Los Angeles last night for the film's world premiere. As with most movie premieres, the fashion ranged from Oscar-worthy to date night-appropriate. So did anyone have the Katn…

Romney Promises To 'Get Rid Of' Planned Parenthood's Funding

Republicans hate the group, which provides more abortions than any other in America. American women, however, don't see things quite the same way.

Bobbi Kristina Brown, Whitney Houston's Daughter, In Oprah Interview

NEW YORK — In her first interview since Whitney Houston's death, daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown said she's "doing as good as I possibly can" and recalled the tender last moments she shared with her superstar mother before her sudden death last month.…

Venus, Jupiter Align In Rare Planetary Conjunction March 12, 13

By: Mike Wall Published: 03/12/2012 09:39 AM EDT on SPACE.com Venus and Jupiter have been dancing toward each other in the night sky for months, and they'll finally come together this week in a dazzling show for skywatchers. Beginning tonight (Mar…

NCAA Bracket Predictions: Makes Your March Madness 2012 Picks

The madness of March is upon us. The NCAA tournament field of 68 teams (don't forget the "First Four"play-in games) has been revealed. Now, It's time to make your bracket predictions.

Jessica Biel Says She Loved 'Snake Pits,' 'Playing Sex With Barbies' As A Kid

Jessica Biel was not the typical girl growing up, and reveals that she was far more interested in "pits full of snakes" and "playing sex with Barbies" than her female peers.

Your Job Is Killing You

Your job isn't only making you fat. It's probably killing you slowly. Here's how.

Google's No Privacy Policy - Jest Video

Let's all have a laugh about Google's new privacy policy, because it's not like there�s anything else we can do about it. Watch "Google's No Privacy Policy" and more funny videos on Jest

"10 Reasons You're Not Having The Spring Break Hollywood Said You Should" By Susanna Wolff

If, by some miracle, you make it all the way to spring break thinking that the people randomly assigned to live on your freshman hall are actually people you like, you won’t continue to feel that way afterwards. The entire trip will be spent passive…

'Glee' Star Heather Morris Nude Photos Leaked Online

One week after hacked photos of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn hit the web, a collection of risque personal photos of Morris, 25, has surfaced online -- some of which feature full-frontal nudity. In the very not-safe-for-work pictures, Morri…

Kim Kardashian News - Kim Kardashian Responds To Jon Hamm's 'Stupidity' Comment

Jon Hamm recently became public enemy number one amongst Kim Kardashian fans when he slammed the reality TV starlet in an interview with Elle UK. The Mad Men actor had harsh words for Kim, saying:

1992 Duke Basketball: Meet Ron Burt, The Most Likable Blue Devil Of All Time.

On Oct. 15, 1991, dozens of students shuffled into Duke’s Cameron Indoor Stadium with hopes of making one of the best college basketball teams ever. In the real world, walk-on tryouts aren’t cinematic. As the hopefuls scrimmaged, it became clear who…

Ian Somerhalder & Nina Dobrev Hit Up The John Varvatos Stuart House Benefit!

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev look stylish at the John Varvatos Stuart House Benefit held at John Varvatos Los Angeles on Sunday (March 11) in West Hollywood, Calif.

FIFA Street Review - FIFA - UGO.com

FIFA Street boils down the soccer experience, takes out the endless running and the frustratingly long moments between the moments and delivers a great facsimile of a street game. I might not be the biggest soccer fan in the world, but I love the de…

A Selection Of Celebrities Responding To Their Own Internet Memes

The Internet is a terrifying place for anyone with even the smallest amount of name recognition. After all, look what it did to Rebecca Black, and she wasn’t even remotely famous or popular before Reddit, 4chan, and Tumblr got a hold of her. It stan…

10 Of Pop Culture’s Most Charming Sociopaths

Over the weekend Bret Easton Ellis went on one of his patented tweet binges, this time musing about writing a sequel to American Psycho set in the present day. Apparently he has already made 15 pages of notes. Among his tweeted ideas for the update:…

10 Film Characters Who Went Back To School

This Friday Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are heading back to high school in Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s adaptation of the late ’80s and early ’90s TV drama, 21 Jump Street. Hill and Tatum are taking over the roles that Johnny Depp and Richard Grie…

Photo Gallery: Nine Francois’ Dramatic Animal Portraits

When Austin-based photographer Nine Francois first began work on her fantastic Animals series — which we spotted thanks to Feature Shoot — she intended to use the images to create an alphabet book for her kids. Since then, the project has expanded i…

'Game Of Thrones' Season 2 Trailer: 'Love' Is A Battlefield (Video)

Game of Thrones unleashes another ominous catchphrase in its latest trailer. HBO has another spot for the sophomore series ahead of its April 1 return, and this one focuses on the unwanted obligations and personal ties of the series' ever-expandi…

Dick Van Dyke Shows Off New Bride, Arlene Silver, In Wedding Photo (Exclusive)

Dick Van Dyke and Arlene Silver were all smiles as they cut their wedding cake on Feb. 29, as shown in the above photo obtained exclusively by The Hollywood Reporter. The newlyweds, who tied the knot in a small ceremony, made it official after meeti…

'The Hunger Games' Premiere: Red Carpet Arrivals Gallery

Browse the 'The Hunger Games' Premiere: Red Carpet Arrivals gallery on The Hollywood Reporter.

'GCB' Star Jennifer Aspen On Show's Portrayal Of Christians, Sharon's Beef With Amanda

No matter how ABC’s new series GCB portrays Christian women in Dallas, it seems its detractors will never really be able to get over its original working title taken from Kim Gatlin’s novel, Good Christian Bitches.

Jeremy Lin's Game: New York Knicks Losing Streak Exposes Flaws

The New York Knicks point guard wasn't going to keep on winning, and setting scoring records. But we never expected 0-6 for March either.

Eating Red Meat Raises Risks Of Early Death, Study Says

Those juicy burgers and sizzling steaks may look innocent enough (not to mention temptingly tasty), but they could be driving meat eaters to an early death.

Courtney Love Says The Muppets Raped Her

Just weeks after Kim Novak took out a full-page ad in Variety saying “I’d like to report a rape” because of a Vertigo sample in The Artist, Courtney Love has become the latest public figure to accuse a film soundtrack of violating her. In this case,…

FIRST LOOK: See Kristen Stewart As A Vampire In Breaking Dawn!

In the final moments of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Kristen Stewart's character Bella Swan was turned into a vampire by her immortal husband Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson).

Will Ferrell And Nick Offerman Got Drunk On ‘The Today Show’

I really need to watch “The Today Show” more (I was burned yesterday when I turned it on, and boy band One Direction was performing. Get ready to spread the hate when they appear on “SNL.”) To promote his new Spanish-language movie, Casa de mi Padre…

Playboy.com’s Big Dance Bracket Challenge!

NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship: A single-elimination college basketball tournament held each spring in the United States. Playboy’s Big Dance Bracket: The only bracket where you compete against Playmates and celebrities. Our good friends over at…

IUDs, Or A Detailed Guide To Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows

To nobody’s surprise, your Health Secretary received more curious inquiries about IUDs than any other topic. I hear you: an encounter with something that seems perfect for your vaginal needs, but what’s this nasty reputation. You ask yourself, “Is t…

Celebrity Tweets About 'The Hunger Games' From LaRosaKnows

Dear Celebrities, Enough with hiding your deep love of 'The Hunger Games.' It's almost film premiere time! Just go ahead and let it alllll hang out for us to see.

8-Bit Dating From BobbyWilliamsComedy

What would it be like if the dating scene was like an old school video game?

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