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March 14, 2012

Terry Richardson's Sexiest Work Photo

A collection of Terry's naughtiest photos.

A List Of Ernest Hemingway's Favorite Books

In a 1935 piece for Esquire magazine entitled Remembering Shooting-Flying: A Key West Letter, Ernest Hemingway listed seventeen books that were among his favorites. They were so dear to him that he would rather read any of them for the first time ag…

Mitt Romney's Terrible Fox News Interview

Why does he save his worst performances for the right-leaning network?

NCAA Bracket 2012 Predictions: Syracuse Won't Reach Final 4 Without Fab Melo

Syracuse's chances of advancing to the Final Four out of the East region in the 2012 NCAA tournament seemed slim with Fab Melo, so where do the Orange stand now that Melo is ineligible for the Big Dance? In a phrase, on the outside looking in...

Best And Worst States

There has been a great deal of talk of late about women and politics: What we want, how we’ll vote, what is good for us. Politicians and pundits love to stir up arguments around the most divisive social and moral issues, but we know what is truly mo…

What Dubstep Really Sounds Like

I finally understand Skrillex.

Let's Troll Celebrities With Charity

Hey, Larry David: If you don't join Twitter, polar bears will die. That's how CharityBribes works, in a nutshell.

20 Decadent Glamping Photos

Sleeping on the ground in a tent is so 20th century. When you combine "camping" with "glamourous", you get Glamping. Otherwise known as civilized camping.

Santorum Looking To Go Mano A Mano With Mitt

Gidley notes that it happened with Clinton and Obama in 2008. Why not now?

We Read "Wesley Crusher: Teenage F*** Machine" So You Don't Have To

We read this for two reasons: 1) it was free on Kindle with Prime; we wouldn’t have paid the $4 the author wants otherwise. 2) It was titled “Wesley Crusher: Teenage F*** Machine”. There are some train wrecks you just have to watch.

Taylor Swift Wears A Shirt With Her Own Face On It

Today's Twitter Buzz: Taylor Swift is rocking a "cool" look. Plus, Rob Lowe loves "Downton Abbey," Kim Kardashian begrudgingly eats at a Waffle House, and Gwen Stefani joins twitter!

Donald And Eric Trump Pictured Posing With Their 'Trophy' Carcasses On Big African Hunt

Though the two men- Donald Trump Jr. (left) and Eric Trump (right)- deny any wrong doing and proudly argue that they are hunters, many animal rights advocates are taking jabs at the pair.

Anderson Cooper Tries On Wigs With Miss Piggy

What does AC look like without his silver locks? Now we know.

Democrats Accuse Conservative News Outlet Of "Blackmail"

The Caller was, perhaps, leaning into the story a bit. Boyle stands by his warning.

Big Labor Goes To War With Cuomo

As pension negotiations break down, the public workers union AFSCME goes after the Democratic governor with this ad on black radio. "I'm disappointed with Governor Cuomo. He said he'd look out for our community, but he's sided again with Wall Street and the big corporations," the narrator says.

Even The Smithsonian Has "Mass Effect" Fever

Take that, naysayers! When video games get their own exhibit at the American Art Museum, can we still debate whether the medium is art?

The Real Housewives Of South Boston Are Back For St. Patricks Day

Everyone's favorite wasted older ladies from Southie are back to celebrate St. Patrick's Day and of course get into a wasted fist fight with each other.

It's On, Barack: BuzzFeed Picks March Madness Against The President

Barack Obama's making March Madness personal this year.

High School Assembly Turns Into Homophobic, Anti-Abortion Rant

Least peppy pep rally ever. Students and staff at Dunkerton High School in Iowa thought they were getting a presentation on bullying from Christian rock band Junkyard Prophets. Instead, they got a diatribe about the homosexual evils of Elton John and Lady Gaga, plus graphic photos of dead babies. Parents were outraged and the school is seeking a refund of Junkyard Prophet's $1,500 performance fee.

Moroccan Girl Who Was Forced To Marry Her Rapist Commits Suicide

Moroccan law says that anyone who rapes a female minor, under the age of 18, will receive immunity from criminal charges as long as they marry the minor.

Ex-Employees Of Google, Goldman Sachs, And Yahoo Have Their Say

There seems to be something in the air. Within the last day or so, three ex-employees have written about why their feelings have changed about three formerly beloved companies. James Whittaker recently left Google:

Obama Administration Promises To Pay Delayed Student Veteran Benefits This Week

The VA apologizes, but calls the problem "isolated." "Immediate corrective actions" promised.

Buying The Bottom Shelf: An Adventure In Cheap Liquor

// =[ timestamp] " type="text/javascript">// ]]>This series is brought to you by TurboTax Federal Free Edition. Cheap liquor is designed to get you wasted. You can take your time with a nice whisky, and enjoy it as you would with an expensive bott…

Guess Her Muff 2.0: Girl #3231

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald? The answers might surprise you... This is GuessH…

Goldman's Greg Smith Just One More 1% Buddhist Convert

NEW YORK (TheStreet) --There's a maxim I like to fall back on in situations where the members of the 1% speak as if they are breaking from the elite: It's easy to become a Buddhist after you've made your first million.

8 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Retiring

Pulling the trigger on retirement can be a costly mistake if your finances aren’t in good shape. How can you tell if you’re ready to retire the way you imagined? Here’s a checklist of questions every pre-retiree should examine.

Zero Gravity Picture Photo Kerli's Photos

MoonChildren, here's an exclusive photo from my upcoming single, Zero Gravity!!!! - Zero Gravity Picture photo Kerli's Photo Stream in Kerli's gallery

Ellie Kemper Is A "Dance Dare" Pro

On yesterday's edition of "Ellen," Ellie Kemper brought out the video evidence that she had taken Degeneres up on her "dance dare" challenge. So what, exactly, is a "dance dare"? Your new favorite hobby, duh!

From Harvard Business School, Mormon "Mini-Mitts" Cheer On Their Idol

From Provo to Cambridge, a singular experience. "You're just in a stage of life ahead of everyone else."

Ernest Hemingway Weighs In On Mike D'Antoni's Resignation

The New York Knicks' coach has resigned, and Papa has a few things to say about it.

Charlize Theron Adopted A Baby Boy And Other Links

And they say you can't keep a secret in Hollywood. Ms. Theron was photographed with an infant months ago but claimed it was "a friend's". Also, Robert Downey Jr. is a gossipy gossip and movies gave us unrealistic Spring Break expectations. These and other Buzz we missed await your clicking pleasure.

The DVD Copying War Is... Still Going On?

A company that sells movie storage servers has been told to stop, again. By the time the fight over DVD copying is over, DVDs won't even be a thing.

Mitt Romney Says The Darndest Things

WTFRomney has compiled all the fun quotes from Mitt's 2012 campaign adventure. Here's 27 of our favorites.

SnoopWorld

I just love crappy fan art. The uglier, the better.

March Madness 2012 Bracket Predictions: Loss Of Fab Melo Will Cripple Syracuse

Syracuse looked to have a legitimate shot of at least reaching the Final Four before Tuesday's news. Then Tuesday's news hit...

44 Reasons Gillian Anderson Is Awesome

The 44-year-old "X-Files" star recently told Out Magazine she's had lesbian relationships...let's celebrate with this photo gallery. Scully rules. She's the original Karen Gillan.

This Is (Probably) The Most Accurate Map Of Panem So Far

Some brilliant minds with a LiveJournal have created the most extensive map yet of all the districts in Panem. Finally, now you know where all of your favorite "Hunger Games" tributes are actually from.

Child Reacts To Seeing Bubbles For The First Time

He basically starts hyperventilating. Life only goes downhill from here.

Watch An Aussie Chauvinist Ruin His Fashion Career

On "Fashion Star," Aussie designer Nicolas sticks it to Jessica Simpson. Oh, but he also definitely ruined his career and he embarrassed the host.

Basset Hound Mixes

Bashar! St. Bernasset! Pugget! Fun with miscegenation.

Jennifer Lopez's Stunt Double Is A Man

I don't know what it is, exactly, that cracks me up so much about this photo — the unhappy faces? the hair? the braids? — but it absolutely does.

Miss Piggy Responds To Fashion Criticism With Grace And Aplomb

Andy Cohen, always the shit-starter: Miss Piggy made a brief appearance during last night's "Watch What Happened Live," in which the show's host informed the muppet that Nicole Richie had said recently said that she needed a makeover.

Apple's Easy Money Run Has Begun

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Apple stock is in bull mode. Make that ultra-bull mode. Since the Nov. 25 low of $363, this stock has risen 56%.

Numerology Personal Year Photo - Buzznet

I love numerology and have studied it for a while so I thought I'd share something cool with you: I'm gonna show u guys how to calculate a number for your personal year. At the beginning of each new year we enter a new Personal Year. Your individual…

Bobbi Kristina Brown Dating Adopted Brother Nick Gordon

In addition to her grandmother and aunts and uncles, Bobbi Kristina has someone else to support her as she mourns the death of her mother, Whitney Houston: her boyfriend. And who is the sensitive fellow? Her "big brudder" Nick Gordon, who was consid…

The Cast Of "Scrubs" Reunites On "Cougar Town"

The gang's (almost) all here: Kelso, Elliott, Jordan, Ted, a high-fiving Todd, and Zach Braff even appears as a pizza delivery guy. I guess "Cougar Town" really wants to be the crossover-iest of all crossover shows!

Image Attached: The Samsung Twister HD

Imaged Attached is a FWD's weekly cartoon series.

Mitt Romney Got Confused For John Kerry

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney sometimes gets compared by pundits and politicos to John Kerry. Both politicians are handsome, wealthy Massachusetts politicians with reputations for waffling. Below, Romney describes getting mixed up with Kerry at the airport.

Woody Allen Describes The Plot Of Midnight In Paris 50 Years Ago

Apparently Woody Allen had been working with this idea for a while now. Here's the track from Standup Comic, covering some of the film's ideas in standup form. (via filmdrunk.uproxx.com).

Anthony Bourdain At SXSW: Just The One-Liners

Guess who's in Austin, Texas for the nerd fiesta known as SXSW? That's right: it's No Reservations/The Layover host with the most Anthony Bourdain. And yesterday he participated in a panel for the Interactive portion of the conference called Digital…

Fork Theremin Makes Sound When You Eat

File this under completely necessary inventions. Hopefully they come out with an English version that berates you for even thinking about buying this. (via laughingsquid.com).

Chirp Clock

Almost every second of every minute of every hour, someone tweets about what time it is. Chirp Clock takes that banality, and turns it into something interesting.

Attention Everyone: The Milwaukee Bucks Are Your New Favorite NBA Team

Two of the most exciting guards in the world, Monta Ellis and Brandon Jennings, now play in the same backcourt.

Compare Sarah Palin To Julianne Moore's 'Game Change' Performance

Not too shabby but Ed Harris could have employed a bit more hand fidgeting into his John McCain.

Will Ferrell Does Interview With Jimmy Kimmel Entirely In Spanish

Don't adjust your screen: "Jimmy Kimmel Live" went international when Will Ferrell conducted his interview in Spanish last night. (Don't worry, there are subtitles.) He also rode onto the stage on a fake horse, surrounded by nearly-naked cowboys.

Mitt Romney Told Glenn Beck The Individual Mandate Was "Ultimate Conservatism"

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney comes under fire for his previous vocal support of health care reform and the conservative dreaded individual mandate. In 2007 the former Massachusetts Governor was still proudly touting the mandate, and told Glenn Beck in a 2007 appearance on his show it was "ultimate conservatism."

Scrabble: The Typography Edition

A special designer edition of Scrabble now comes in a font of your choice (or an assorted font pack) and features beautiful walnut tiles. Too bad Words with Friends isn't this pretty. Available for pre-order here.

Lady Gaga Before Fame On Laetitia12's Blog

Here are some photos of Lady Gaga before she was famous and before her many crazy looks. Do you like her as a brunette? Or do you prefer her now? in laetitia12's Journal

Anna Faris And Mr. T Star In Old Navy Infomercial

Possibly the best commercial the store has churned out since 1998's "Performance Fleece" jingle that somehow still gets stuck in my head.

OP-ED: Pros And Cons Of Mass Effect 3's Ending

Sci-fi odysseys are built around big ideas and grand ambitions, and it can be difficult to wrap those up in a way that satisfies everyone. I could certainly think of endings I'd rather have seen for the saga, but that doesn't mean the one (or three,…

The Biggest Gadget Scoops Site in the World

Tech sites fear it and Americans know nothing about it. Tinhte.vn gets new gadgets before anyone, and they can't be stopped.

Journals Of Lizzie Borden's Lawyer Found

Nearly 120 years after Lizzie Borden was found innocent in the killings of her father and stepmother in Fall River, Massachusetts, her lawyer's journals from the case have been discovered.

Everything A Player Needs At March Madness

Michael Culpo, senior guard for NCAA tournament underdog Long Island University-Brooklyn, told BuzzFeed he's bringing "only the essentials" on his five day trip to Columbus, OH. For a March Madness-bound basketball player, that means at least 8 pairs of game socks.

Gillian Anderson Comes Out As Bisexual

In the pages of this month's Out Magazine, Gillian Anderson reflects on her life thus far -- and the relationships that have formed along the way. With some hesitation, it seemed, she revealed that one of her past loves was with a woman.

Mitt Romney Reviews The Olive Garden

Proof that Romney's viral team is hip.

Steak And BJ Day Not Happening

"Steak and BJ Day" is a made-up holiday on March 14 as the male answer to Valentine's Day. These women are not having any part of it.

Describe Your Ex Using Only A Movie Title

Or for those of you who are in happy fulfilling relationships, describe your significant other. Gold Stars and Cookies to the most creative and saddest responses.

Outrageous Lithuanian Vitamin Water Commercial

This is a serious throwback to the Powerthirst days. Apparently this is an English translation of the original Lithuanian version.

Boston Celtics Player Gives Mid-Game Lap Dance

Ray Allen gave an accidental bump and grind to a front row fan during the Celtics' game against the Los Angeles Clippers. Twerk it, Ray...twerk it. Also, guy to Allen's right...awesome mustache.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is The Face Of The Modern Preppy

The headline is not some kind of clever joke. The GOOPster is literally the spokeswoman for Lindex's new Spring line, "Modern Preppy," who has subsequently created the most self-indulgent, hoity-toity video to explain just how modern preppy Gwyneth is.

Flashback: Newt Starred In 1984 TV Movie

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich's political career seems to be drawing to an end, but perhaps he has a future in film. Here's a 1984 appearance Gingrich made in the HBO film "Countdown to Looking Glass," based on a fictional war in the Middle East.

Chanel Has Decided Not To Sell Those Cuffs That Look Like Pamela Love’s ‘Out Of Respect…For The Artistic Process’

Yesterday we posted an Adventures in Copyright which pointed out that the crystal cuffs from Chanel’s fall show looked a lot like some Pamela Love made last year as part of her fall 2011 collection. We reached out to both Chanel and Pamela Love for …

Rick Santorum Praying With Anti-Gay Pastor Steve Gaines

In this March 4 video, Rick Santorum prays onstage in Memphis with pastor Steve Gaines, who is very concerned about gay brainwashing. (Via Right Wing Watch)

Why I Am Leaving Restore Our Future

The SuperPAC has lost its way. It's sort of like Goldman Sachs.

What's Up With Ashley Judd's Face?

I believe this is called "Billy Crystal-ing" your face. The photo on the left is from January 21st of this year, and the photo on the right was taken this past Monday.

Picle

A new app that captures the sound occurring at the exact moment your picture is taken. Nostalgia just got real, yo. Try it now while it's FREE.

Mitt Romney Is Getting His Money's Worth

If you look at the raw numbers, he's wildly outspending his rivals. But if you break it down to dollar-per-delegate, he doesn't look so bad.

President Obama And David Cameron Enjoying Hot Dogs

The Prime Minister of Britain and the President of the United States scarf some dogs at the NCAA Tournament in Ohio. "In our country, we call them bangers!" — Something David Cameron Did Not Say

Mass Hula-Hoop Demonstration Planned For Romney Fundraiser

Mitt is in New York to raise money at the Waldorf-Astoria today. Occupiers plan to confront him with hula hoops.

Happy Pi Day!

It's pi day, pi day, gotta get down on pi day. To celebrate let's eat math and watch Family Guy do Disney in a song about PIE.

Ask Women

Always had a question you were afraid to ask? Now's your chance.

NASA Releases Images Of Saturn Moon

PASADENA, Calif., March 13 (UPI) -- NASA says its Cassini spacecraft has captured new images of Saturn's second-largest moon, Rhea, in a global geologic mapping fly-by at 26,000 miles distance.

Dubstep Sounds Like A Broken Frosty Machine

It took me a few seconds to notice the Skrillex-ification of Wendy. Awesome. Prints are available or you can get it on a t-shirt. (via @unlikelywords)

Lack Of Arrest In Shooting Of Teenage Trayvon Martin Is An Outrageous Display Of Racism

Cenk is outraged by the death of Trayvon Martin, a black 17-year-old who was shot by George Zimmerman, a self-appointed “neighborhood watch” advocate, while walking home from a local store with a pack of Skittles. Yet Zimmerman, who is white, has no…

These Drunk Springbreakers Made A Music Video Because That's What You Do On Spring Break

Ellie Goulding and Bassnectar would be so proud. Probably. Maybe.

SANTOROMENTUM

It was on CNN so it must be real.

Keith’s Note On Continued False Equivalence From The Right, Irin Carmon Comments On Limbaugh Controversy

Irin Carmon, staff writer for Salon.com, sits down with Keith to discuss the Rush Limbaugh controversy and Keith responds to continued false equivalence from the right in the form of a “Washington Post” column by Melinda Henneberger.

David Catanese On Romney’s Pledge To Get Rid Of Planned Parenthood

David Catanese, national political reporter for Politico, analyzes what Mitt Romney meant when he pledged to “get rid of” Planned Parenthood. “I don’t know the mechanism that he would have as president to get rid of Planned Parenthood,” says Catanes…

Epic Exit Polls: Michael Shure Asks Alabamans What The Hell They Were Thinking

Michael Shure conducts his own exit poll in Montogomery, Ala., where he finds that GOP voters are incredibly angry at President Obama and, at the very least, not likely to fall for grits-eating stunts by the candidates.

TwitPic Theater: Life’s A Beach

TwitPic Theater is a collection of the sexiest pictures posted by Playmates and Playboy models from the week. Take a peek into the sexy lives of the girls at photo shoots, on nights out, and more.

Romney Blows Another Chance To Seal The Deal

How long can he keep making the math argument before he starts to sound like a nerd?

Rick Santorum Needs Money, Fast

Wins in the South or no, a cash infusion is the campaign's only hope going forward. He'll rely on the SuperPAC, and hope for a windfall.

What's The Best Part About Running A Pizza Shop?

Meet 25 pizzeria owners from around the United States. The International Pizza Expo is full of them. These people are awesome and incredibly hard working. Running a pizza shop isn't easy, but these people do it for good reason!

Politico Won The Livestream Night

But HuffPo had more fun!

Adventures In Copyright? Chinese Students Stage Their Very Own Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

China’s Chengdu University of Technology recently staged a theatrical lingerie show where models wore over-the-top undergarment confections and massive wings made out of a variety of unexpected fabrics like peacock feathers and magazine pages. Hm…no…

New Doc Girl Model Reveals The Dark Side Of The Modeling Industry

If the creation of the Model Alliance and/or the CFDA’s new initiative that models be at least 16 years old hasn’t yet convinced you that there’s cause for alarm over models’ ages, then Girl Model will certainly do the trick. The film, produced and …

NBA.com Is Already Selling Dwight Howard New Jersey Nets Shirts

The Orlando Magic haven't traded their star center yet, but that doesn't mean that the league's' official store hasn't already moved on. You can buy your very own Howard Nets t-shirt right now.

Secret Armies: An Exclusive Look At 10 Secret U.S. Forces

Marc Ambinder, the author of the new eBook the President's Secret Army — the elite units of the Joint Special Operations Command — assembled for BuzzFeed this look at the military units whose mere existence the government goes to great lengths to hide.

Put A Ring On It: 10 Celebs Show Off Their Engagement Bling

It could be a sign that the world is ending (December 21, folks, get ready!) but these days, there seem to be more celebrity couples getting engaged. Two weeks ago, Amber Rose let it slip on Twitter that her boyfriend, rapper Wiz Khalifa had popped …

Newtstalgia: The 12 Things We'll Miss Most About Newt Gingrich

He failed to win a single state in his native South tonight, and has no road forward. Frankly, we're going to miss him.

Printable NCAA Bracket 2012: Upsets To Bank On In Each Region

Let the madness begin. The NCAA tournament is finally here, which means we're about to be treated to a few glorious weeks of the most intense basketball on the planet...

Romney Promises To 'Get Rid Of' Planned Parenthood's Funding

Republicans hate the group, which provides more abortions than any other in America. American women, however, don't see things quite the same way.

Your Job Is Killing You

Your job isn't only making you fat. It's probably killing you slowly. Here's how.

'Glee' Star Heather Morris Nude Photos Leaked Online

One week after hacked photos of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn hit the web, a collection of risque personal photos of Morris, 25, has surfaced online -- some of which feature full-frontal nudity. In the very not-safe-for-work pictures, Morri…

Courtney Love Says The Muppets Raped Her

Just weeks after Kim Novak took out a full-page ad in Variety saying “I’d like to report a rape” because of a Vertigo sample in The Artist, Courtney Love has become the latest public figure to accuse a film soundtrack of violating her. In this case,…

IUDs, Or A Detailed Guide To Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows

To nobody’s surprise, your Health Secretary received more curious inquiries about IUDs than any other topic. I hear you: an encounter with something that seems perfect for your vaginal needs, but what’s this nasty reputation. You ask yourself, “Is t…

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