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March 19, 2012

My Birthday Hello 18 Photo - Buzznet

My birthday was perfect, I was so happy, everything was so beautiful, I met so many nice people, got drunk, danced, ate a lot, it was wonderful! Check out the pics :)

Fired Up! GOP Must Stop Their War On Women, Focus On Job Creation

Are Republican leaders attacking women’s rights to distract us from their lack of a jobs plan? Jennifer Granholm takes on the latest battle in the “War on Women,” suggesting that this renewed focus on an “old, reliable issue” like women’s rights is …

TwitPic Theater: Playmates Sitting Pretty

Playmates sitting courtside, Playmates with bed hair, Playmates giggling over breakfast… Another week of TwitPic Theater!

30 Tragic, Beautiful Photos Of Teenage Prostitutes In Bangladesh

A brilliantly photographed series on the dangerous, grueling lives of teenage sex workers in Bangladeshi slums. Read more here.

Advertising For Internet Explorer Is Like Advertising For Tap Water

Microsoft's new ads for IE are all about how bad it used to be. The problem is, all they do is remind people how bad it used to be.

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch

Some genius on Tumblr put together a whole series of Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch (the unfairly typecast actor from the UK’s Sherlock Holmes and soon to be the voice of Smaug in The Hobbit and the villain in the Star Trek sequel). If yo…

OP-ED: Online Passes Should Change How And When Online Servers Are Shut Down

EA Sports MMA, which has an online pass, is among the EA games going offline next month.

Twitter Accidentally Verifies Fake Hoobastank

First fake Wendi Deng got verified, now a parody of your favorite terrible early 2000s band. Seriously, who's running the verification process over there? (Thanks, @fart)

23 Expensive Gadgets Destroyed For Your Amusement

People these days are getting fed up with technology. Hopefully these videos will satisfy your urge to smash your gizmos so you don't have to.

Kathy Griffin Is Saddened By Kardashian-Branded Towels

Today's Twitter Buzz: The Kardashian Klan is everywhere —even on your beaches and pools. Plus, the first photo of Ben The Bachelor and Courtney in public, Ne-Yo's annoyed face, and Sophie Monk gets scolded for lying about being late for work.

'Dancing With The Stars' Is Back -- Are You Looking Forward To Watching?

As Dancing with the Stars premieres tonight (at 8 p.m. ET on ABC), season 14 is already standing out from the others. Sure, the sequined costumes will be as flashy as always and the judges' comments will be spirited, per usual, but at first glance, …

Amazing Photos Of Elijah Johnson's Dunk In The KU-Purdue Game

He levitates! What wizardry is this?!?!

Cute Love Note Goes Missing In Neighborhood

I'm sure whoever received that note is really crestfallen.

What Romney Should Say About Seamus

One of Mitt's supporters is sick of hearing about the dog — and suggests some rhetoric.

Bethenny Frankel Wears Pink Panties

We know this because on "Anderson" today, she was showing off her push-up talents when an "accidental" wardrobe malfunction occurred and her pink underwear was exposed for all to see. At least we got a good ol' Anderson Cooper giggle out of it.

New Anti-Smoking Campaign Is Hard Core

One more reason to legalize marijuana, right? The CDC is trying the "scared straight" approach to anti-smoking PSAs.

Black Widow Encounters Skin-Crawling Villain

Oh God, I'm itchy and grossed out just looking at this. I don't know what's going on in Secret Avengers #25 and I'm not sure I want to know.

Ashton Kutcher To Become The King Douche Of Space

Richard Branson announced today that Ashton Kutcher will be the Virgin Galatic's 500th passenger. Kelso in space!

Check Out The Hubcaps On This Politician

Her tour bus, people, her tour bus!

Star Wars Characters in High Fashion

What if "Star Wars" characters started shopping at Barneys? These drawings by artist John Woo (prints for sale on his Etsy site) answer that question.

12 Tips For Healthy Living Photo

living a healthy lifestyle can be easy & fun! i have put together my top 12 tips for healthy living.. we have to treat our body like a temple.. you wouldn't trash a temple, so why trash your body? xoxo

Tulisa Sex Tape: Singer Sends In Her Lawyers After 'Sex Tape' Hits The Internet

The 23-year-old has not denied the tape stars her, with her rep Simon Jones, telling the Mail Online: 'Tulisa has asked us not to comment on speculation about her personal life.'

"Hunger Games" Cast As "The Simpsons"

If you are wondering what Katniss, Peeta, Gale and the rest of the "Hunger Games" gang would like like if they lived in Springfield, this is it.

Karl Lagerfeld Reveals His Insane Daily Routine

We’ve already seen Karl Lagerfeld pretending to do the kind of mundane errands that normal people do–like go grocery shopping and drive a car–as a stunt for French Elle–but now we know what Karl Lagerfeld’s daily routine is actually like. And, unsur…

NASA Releases Composite Image Of The Night Sky And Other Links

Pictured: Over half a billion stars stitched together from 2.7 million images. Also, looks like "Jersey Shore" is getting a sixth season after all and a swimsuit model was busted for running a drug cartel. These and other Buzz we missed today await your clicking pleasure.

Google's Social Chief Would Like To Tell You About His Gun

The man behind Google+ really likes his handguns. Google VP Vic Gundotra tells the bizarrely detailed story of a home invasion that never was.

Bank Of America Needs To Earn Its $10 Spot

NEW YORK (TheStreet) - Bank of America(BAC) shares are up 76% year to date as they try to regain $10, but questions remain about whether the bank can grow earnings at a sufficient clip to sustain the rally.

"Marauder Shields" Becomes Unsung Hero Of Mass Effect 3

Good night, sweet Prince. Marauder Shields gave his life to save you from the Mass Effect 3 ending. (Warning: Mass Effect 3 Spoilers)

What's A Nipple Chain? [NSFW]

Upon seeing the headline "Teen Caught with Nipple Chain Down His Pants", my inquisitive senses perked up. I kinda knew what it was, but I just had to make sure.

This Liquor Store Has The Best Signs

Whoever writes the seasonal signs for this liquor store is an advertising genius.

Drag Queens Sing An Ode To Chick-Fil-A

This is the best Wilson Phillips spoof you will see all day. A+++++.

Love Letter To The SuperPAC: Santorum Campaign Makes Entire Ad Off Foster Friess Joke

Republican President Rick Santorum's campaign released a new ad, "Sad But True," today, largely based on a joke made by Santorum SuperPAC financier Foster Friess at CPAC. Others remember Friess better for a widely panned crack about "gals" using aspirin for birth control.

A Dress Made Of Dudes In Diapers

It's a fashion creation...don't bother questioning it. Because when I think of fashion, I think of a skirt held up by bloody man-slaves in thongs.

Did Mitt Romney Borrow His Wright Brothers Line From Newt Gingrich?

With Newt Gingrich all but irrelevant, is Mitt Romney channeling his inner grandiose?

Daniel Radcliffe Dressed In Character As Allen Ginsberg

Forget Harry. Hipster Potter is here to stay.

Panda Poop Tea Will Set You Back $3,500

But the budget conscious can get a single cup of tea fertilized with panda poop for the low, low price of $200. Panda Poop was always my favorite flavor of Snapple.

Tim Tebow's Imaginary Reactions To Peyton Manning Signing In Denver

As the world waits for Tim Tebow's actual response to Peyton Manning signing in Denver, here's how Tebow might be responding.

Starbucks Opens First Juice Bar, Spells "Vegetables" Wrong In Sign

I love a good Starbucks fail. Way to go, team!

Demi Moore's Awful Photoshop Job

Somebody went to town with the airbrushing tool in Photoshop, it seems.

A Happy Little Tree Painting Bob Ross

This is probably what all happy trees do when no one's looking. I totally want a painting of Bob Ross now.

Why Tim Tebow Is Better Than Peyton Manning In Every Way

By signing future Hall-of-Fame Quarterback Peyton Manning, the Broncos effectively swapped him for golden boy Tim Tebow. But did they make the right decision?

New Obama Executive Order Seizes U.S. Infrastructure And Citizens For Military Preparedness // Current TV

In a stunning move, on March 16, 2012, Barack Obama signed an Executive Order stating that the President and his specifically designated Secretaries now have

Apps Deserve Better Fonts

Super sharp screens need better fonts, and app developers are taking notice. "Working with apps is part of our business now," says a type designer.

Birds Are Bullies

What a flock of jerks.

The World's First Cloned Pashmina Goat

Meet Noori, the world's first cloned Pashmina goat. I'm not even a goat person, but I find this picture excruciatingly precious.

Lady Gaga Wants Kids, Won't Be Giving Any Interviews For Awhile

At least that's what she told Oprah last night, anyway. Well fine, Gaga, we don't want to talk to you either!

Simone Farrow: The Bikini-Modeling, Penthouse-Posing, Meth-Dealing Bandit

That's quite the resume. Simone Farrow (aka Simone Starr), former Penthouse Pet and Ed Hardy swimsuit model, was arrested in Australia this past weekend after being a fugitive from the law for nearly three years. Farrow is accused of being the ringleader of an international drug racket, mailing high-grade crystal meth — hidden in bath salts — around the world.

6 Fast Food Mashups Worse Than The Doritos Taco

So the Doritos Taco from Taco Bell is pretty disgusting, but did you know there are things much, much, much worse? Like for instance, the McDonalds Ranch Chicken Snickers Bar Snack Wrap.

2012 NFL Free Agency -- Peyton Manning Picks Denver Broncos; Tim Tebow To Be Traded?

Peyton Manning will become the next quarterback of the Denver Broncos, barring a snag during intensified contract negotiations that have commenced under the instruction of the four-time MVP to his agent Tom Condon, according to multiple sources.

Two New Trailers For Prometheus, A Viral Clip, Cast Interview, Gifs, And WonderCon Updates

Lindelof suggests the Prometheus trailer be played again at the end of the panel. Charlize counter-suggests that she and Michael do a live reenactment.

TSA Subject Child In A Wheelchair To Invasive Airport Security Tests In Chicago

On his way to a family vacation in Disney, the terrified boy, who was in a cast for a broken leg, underwent an invasive pat down and was swabbed for explosive residue.

What Female Disney Characters Might Look Like In Real Life

Finnish designer Jirka Väätäinen imagines what many of Disney's greatest female characters would look like if they weren't animated. This version of Ursula looks like she could be a reality star.

The 15 Best Twitter Reactions To Peyton Manning Replacing Tim Tebow In Denver

With the news that Peyton Manning has chosen to sign with the Denver Broncos, it's become clear that the team will attempt to trade their former savior. These are the best reactions Twitter had to offer.

Justin Bieber Being Beaten To A Bloody Pulp

Here are some pictures of Justin Bieber getting the shit beaten out of him for Complex Magazine.

All Of John McCain's Bad Words In "Game Change"

We'd like to thank Ed Harris and "Game Change" for reminding us what the Straight Talk Express was all about.

Romney's PAC Featured Endorsement Of Santorum On His Website In 2006

Republican Presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney is hitting rival Rick Santorum for his 2008 endorsement of Romney, whom Santorum viewed as more conservative than John McCain. But Romney has also endorsed Santorum in the past. Romney's 2006 PAC, The Commonwealth PAC, website featured Romney's endorsement of candidates who shared "Governor Romney’s belief that government should be limited, responsive and affordable." Among those listed: Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania.

Greg Kelly Blatantly Laughs In Peter Yarrow's Face During His Performance Of "Don't Laugh At Me"

Enjoy the moment when Peter Yarrow — of the iconic Peter, Paul, And Mary — invites "Good Day New York" host Greg Kelly and guest-host Countess LuAnn deLesseps to sing along with him in a rousing rendition of his song "Don't Laugh At Me." Quite ironic!

Katy Perry Covers "Niggas In Paris"

Presented without comment, but mostly because I can't pick my jaw up off the floor. Who knew Katy balled so hard? (Thanks Jaclyn!)

This Panda Loves To Dance

Or he's just reaching for an apple. Okay, fine, he's just reaching for an apple. Stop smothering my dreams! My wonderful, wonderful dreams of panda dancing!

Woman Proposes To Her Girlfriend At A Hockey Game

Watch Alicia propose to her girlfriend during a break at the Ottawa Senators and Toronto Maple Leafs game. The Bruno Mars is clutch.

Kate Middleton Gives Her First Public Address As A Royal

Beg your pardon...The Duchess of Cambridge gives her first public address as a royal. Here she is at the East Anglia Children's Hospice in Ipswich. She even has a lovely speaking voice. She's suspiciously perfect.

Santorum In 2008: Republicans "To Our Credit" No Longer Just About Small Government

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum runs on a platform of smaller government and less spending. But he's also seen by some as a "big government conservative," and in a 2008 interview at the Republican National Convention, Santorum said: "Republicans, to our credit, have morphed away form the Goldwater idea that government just needs to be small."

Extended "Snow White And The Huntsman" Trailer

Now with 85% more Charlize Theron nudity. Thor and Bella co-star in what is looking more and more like a biopic about the Evil Queen.

The Dark Side Of Facebook Memes

In theory, Facebook could be the greatest tool in the history of human civilization. In practice, for now, it's great for sharing stuff from the internet. But what happens when Facebook makes its own memes?

2 Broke Girls Parody Trailer

Having seen this show a whopping one time, this seems about right. But where's the horse?

The Man Who Can't Stop Laughing

This is the story of a man who had a hip operation and ever since, he hasn't been able to stop giggling. He's adorable. What a cute couple.

"The Great Gatsby" Movie Poster

Needs more Leo. (UPDATE: Apparently this is a fake.)

Obama On Iran In 2004: "We Need To Have All Military Options Reserved"

As President Obama attempts to exhaust all diplomatic options against a defiant Iran here's a 2004 interview in which the President said he'd prefer airstrikes to allowing Iran to have nuclear weapons. In this video, from his 2004 Senate debate with Alan Keyes, Obama says all military options need to be available to stop a nuclear Iran.

Jon Hamm Re-Addresses Kim Kardashian "Controversy" On The "Today Show"

During a group interview with the cast of "Mad Men" this morning, Matt Lauer singled out the Hamm to ask him to re-clarify his comments about Kim Kardashian being a "fucking idiot."

The Best Present A Mom Could Give [NSFW]

Kris Jenner celebrates her son's 25th birthday by posting a nude photo of her pregnant with him. OMG, so mortifying!

Charlie And His Sister, Catherine

They're the most adorable siblings I've ever seen.

Rick Perry's Facebook Gets Bombarded By Menstruation Questions

Angry Americans troll Rick Perry's Facebook page asking him for advice on women's issues. I just hope he gets back to them with the answers they need.

Oprah's OWN Network Cancels Rosie O'Donnell's Talk Show

The Oprah Winfrey Network needed a ratings boost, but apparently The Rosie O'Donnell Show wasn't it. The struggling cable network announced on Friday that it is cancelling Rosie O'Donnell's show after only one season.

Kony 2012's Jason Russell NEW Up-Close Naked Meltdown (VIDEO) // Current TV

As stated before, the previous released video did not show his face and was from far away and was blurred, but TMZ has obtained an up-close video of Jason

Jessica Simpson Celebrates Star-Studded Baby Shower With Friends

On Sunday afternoon, the mother-to-be, 31, joined 50 of her close family and friends at a pretty-in-pink baby shower. In addition to her Texas relatives, celebrities like younger sister Ashlee Simpson and pals Ellen Pompeo and Jessica Alba attended …

20 Reasons Why You Have To Go To The International Pizza Expo Before You Die

Can you imagine a place larger than the size of five football fields with nothing but pizza-related goods, equipment and services? A place where you can shop and sample and network with your peers from around the world? Well look no further...

Unpopular Games We Can't Help But Love From 1UP.com

1UP editors select the unloved games near and dear to their hearts.

Santorum Claims Illinois Primary Voters Have "A Unique Duty To Correct A Wrong On Tuesday"

I guess this a duty you fulfill by voting for Rick Santorum. The "wrong," he's said before, is giving us Barack Obama.

Flavor Flav's House Of Flavor Now Open In Las Vegas

Rapper/reality star Flavor Flav is back in the restaurant business as his Las Vegas fried chicken restaurant, House of Flavor, opened its doors yesterday. Flav's previous restaurant, Flav's Fried Chicken, opened in Iowa last year but shuttered a few…

Russell Brand Arrested And Released In New Orleans

Looks like things haven't been so easy for Russell Brand in the Big Easy! Just days after the New Orleans police department issued a warrant for the 36-year-old comedian's arrest, he was taken into police custody last night -- it's unsure if he turn…

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony's Divorce: Did Smoking & Drinking Cause It?

Though Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have kept quiet about their divorce and remained amicable in public, the actress is finally opening up about the heartache involved in her separation. In the new issue of Vogue, Lopez reveals how emotional the …

J.Lo Thinks Some Things In Her Vogue Profile Were ‘Taken Out Of Context’

• Her new perfume, Glowing, will actually light up • She wears a diamond ring, given to her by her friend following her divorce, on which “I LOVE ME” is written (we assume, in diamonds) • Her American Idol co-host Steven Tyler, is turned on by her…

Why Samantha Cameron Doesn’t Have The Selling Power Of Michelle Obama Or Kate Middleton

As you’ve probably heard, the White House State Dinner took place Wednesday night and all anyone’s been able to talk about is Michelle Obama and British first lady Samantha Cameron’s complementary floor-length blue dresses (designed by Georgina Chap…

New Full-length Trailer For Prometheus From Wondercon

Ridley Scott and Damon Lindelof released the full-length trailer for Prometheus at Wondercon, and from the looks of it, it was BYOB. Bring Your Own (*BRAAAAAAAAHM*)

Ann Romney: It's Time To 'Coalesce'

Says it's time for Republicans to fall in behind Romney. Zeke Miller reports from Illinois.

Romney Gets His News From The Drudge Report

The dominant conservative news site has long offered a sympathetic take on the former governor. In an informal video out from his campaign tonight, he gives it a plug.

Firefighters Open New Front On Romney

The Illinois firefighters union attacks the Republican for opposing federal spending — notably, President Obama's stimulus — that went to public jobs, including theirs.

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