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March 19, 2012

Twitter Accidentally Verifies Fake Hoobastank

First fake Wendi Deng got verified, now a parody of your favorite terrible early 2000s band. Seriously, who's running the verification process over there? (Thanks, @fart)

What's A Nipple Chain? [NSFW]

Upon seeing the headline "Teen Caught with Nipple Chain Down His Pants", my inquisitive senses perked up. I kinda knew what it was, but I just had to make sure.

Simone Farrow: The Bikini-Modeling, Penthouse-Posing, Meth-Dealing Bandit

That's quite the resume. Simone Farrow (aka Simone Starr), former Penthouse Pet and Ed Hardy swimsuit model, was arrested in Australia this past weekend after being a fugitive from the law for nearly three years. Farrow is accused of being the ringleader of an international drug racket, mailing high-grade crystal meth — hidden in bath salts — around the world.

What Female Disney Characters Might Look Like In Real Life

Finnish designer Jirka Väätäinen imagines what many of Disney's greatest female characters would look like if they weren't animated. This version of Ursula looks like she could be a reality star.

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