Modell’s Customer: Excuse me sir, I was looking to purchase a Mark Sanchez jersey.
Modell’s Employee: Never heard of him.
Modell’s Customer: He’s the starting quarterback of the New York Jets.
Modell’s Employee: You mean Tim Tebow?
Modell’s Customer: No. I mean Mark Sanchez.
Modell’s Employee: I’m pretty sure you mean Tim Tebow.
Modell’s Customer: You know what, forget it. Just give me a Jeremy Lin t-shirt.
Modell’s Employee: Who?
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