What is the technical name for the ends of carrots, carrot butts?
Don't worry, they won't take up mush-room.
They aren't the worthless, hazardous pieces of crap that you thought they were.
Do we really need the glasses? Yes? Ok...
Now, if only you could find a way to attach the shopping list to your face, your grocery run would always go smoothly.
You will squirm and squeak and skidaddle and skeedledeedoop.
Rest on your laurels, bike, you deserve it.
Because keeping track of a tiny piece of metal is hard, OK?
At hand when you need it, hidden when you don't.