March 12, 2016
"I'm just here relaxing, and just letting you know I'm still giving approximately about zero motherfucks, cunts."
Video of the confrontation was recorded just a day after Trump supporters and protestors clashed at a Trump rally that was canceled in Chicago.
But don't expect it to get you stoned.
"They really shouldn't have given me stuffed animals."
Go the f*ck to sleep
Will only wake up for cookies from now on.
Ibtihaj Muhammad said Saturday that a South by Southwest official “insisted” she remove her head covering, despite her protesting she wears the garment for religious reasons.
After being "swatted" last month, Massachusetts Rep. Katherine Clark plans to introduce legislation to beef up law enforcement against cybercrimes that largely affect women.
"No estaban sonriéndote, idiota".
"STOP tweeting about the story. Stop speculating about the story," editor-at-large Joel Pollak told Breitbart staffers in internal chats, screenshots of which were obtained by BuzzFeed News.
“I was ready for him, but it’s much easier if the cops do it," Trump told the crowd.
You seriously have to see this to believe it.
How sweet it is.
Six people in Canada's Cross Lake First Nation in Manitoba have killed themselves since Dec. 12.
"Hello, it's me. I'm your twin." —Adele's doppelgänger, probably
His owners say that he's "priceless."
Eat every day like it's St Patrick's Day. That'd be grand!
Jesse Hughes blamed lingering trauma from the terrorist attacks for his suggestion that security guards were involved.
Comfort food is in full effect!
Oh, sí, fijo que yo haría eso, nunca debería ser padre.
Was it good for you?
What actually happened this week?
The billionaire said Bernie Sanders was lying when he said his supporters are not told to go to Trump's events.
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.
They are purer and better than every one of us.
I don't know how to feel about this.
Trump is ultimately responsible for creating this environment, his Republican rivals say, and two of them signaled it would be difficult to support him as the nominee.
A new "initiative" to persuade No-voting Scots to back independence will start after May's Holyrood election.
Friends to the end.
"Mum, put the cat on the phone."
15 minutes and you've got yourself a marshmallow, chocolate, and waffle delight.
The Port Hope Police Association says it will "reassess" plans to sell the shirts.
No, your girlfriend of 3 weeks cannot come to the wedding.
"¿Es esa mi camisa?"
These Couples Challenged Themselves To Have Sex Every Day For A Month And It Wasn't As Fun As You'd Think
"I feel like my dick is going to fall off."
Worth the wait.
Some things just go without saying.
The Yorkshire Post was "incredulous at how shallow" the prime minister's article was.
Because sometimes three is so much better than two.
A new breed of software claims it can find DNA matches for forensic cases with unprecedented accuracy. But if it’s sending people to prison, should its secret source code be revealed to the accused?
But there are several hurdles still to be worked out.
Il suffit de répondre à ces 6 questions.
Gargling saltwater is the best and only cure for a sore throat.
We don't deserve her.
♫ I want to be a part of it, The Big City♫
Don't worry, reading this will be productive procrastination.
Let's find out how much of a Twihard you really are.
Sud or dud?
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
'Cause glow season is approaching.
Are you murderous? Are you prideful? Are you...wrathful?
"I don't care what they say about me, I just want to eat."
Winter isn't over yet.
"I love this pillow, which I have lovingly named Phillow."
"If Cap 3 isn't called Captain America and Falcon: We're Up All Night To Get Bucky then I'm not watching it."
Party all day and crash all night.
SO. MANY. WORKSHEETS.
Time to let the quiz read you.
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
Underrated or not, which streamers do you consider to be essential?
The window of the soul...
If you like it then you better put at earring on it.
Make yourself the most stylish cat owner you know!
All I'm saying is we now know who he should be in the next Festival Of Living Pictures.
"No me digas..."
"People come in all shapes, sizes, and colours, but only a very small cross section of people are used to sell clothes," Christina Ashman told BuzzFeed News.
Most of your conversations start with "remember that time when..."
Sweet and stylish.
How? Why? What is going on?
Le gars de Tinder avec lequel j'ai rendez-vous paraît moins sympa à la seconde où j'ai dit «non.»
«Alors qu'on se rendait au parc d'attractions, mon petit cousin m'a dit: "Tu vas mourir aujourd'hui."»
On n'a jamais trop de palettes de fards.
Emerson's "fingerprints are on the very DNA of electronic synthesised sound," the makers of the Moog synthesiser said.
John Legend Had A Very Simple Answer When Trump Jr. Questioned Why People Were Protesting His Father
It's because he is a racist, duh!
"Three minutes can show exactly what people are doing to these pictures."
Hitting replay over and over.
Hello...it's us. Who are you??
Nice try, Egypt, but no gavel for you.
Find out which member you are in wildly popular Jonas Brothers cover band "The Rhythm Section."
"I don't believe in umbrellas. I believe in Jesus."
Leaning and dabbing her way into our hearts.
Trump was scheduled to speak Friday evening in Chicago, but pulled out of the event at the last minute as the scene descended into chaos.
Here's to being young and traveling the world.
Sacha Baron Cohen sets aside the cringe-stunt comedy to satirize a British icon.
Advertencia: nunca volverás a ser el mismo después de ver esto.
Te tengo una noticia: vives en un mundo enfermo y triste.
Donald filed for divorce from his wife Shelly in August, a year after she finalized the sale of the Los Angeles Clippers.
"Are we supposed to eat the mold?"