23 Photos That Show The True Horrors Of What It's Like To Have A Period

    Next stop: menstruation station.

    1. It's happened again: your monthly red alien baby glow.

    2. At first, you cup an invisible ball around your abdomen, like a '90s raver.

    3. Then you amass your weapons: red lipstick, used condom, and lace.

    4. You cradle a maxi pad lovingly, like a baby.

    5. But then opt instead to consume a tampon.

    6. The glowing orb continues its domination.

    7. So you camouflage yourself in greenery.

    8. KK, back to writhing in pain.

    9. And making ~difficult~ choices.

    10. One of which is, do you kill the guy with curly hair?

    11. Occasionally you're suffering in snowflakes.

    12. So you lie in bed with your Sad Coffee Husband.

    13. Your cramps force you to make a lot of these faces while wearing soft cotton garments.

    14. Then the red orb comes back.

    15. And it's more voracious.

    16. So you crush some cherries.

    17. And bring out your balloon.

    18. But the red orb...can't be stopped.

    19. Suddenly it's...everywhere.

    20. So you tear out your hair...

    21. And go into attack mode.

    22. It's too late. The baby alien glow has already spread around your body.

    23. And this is your new fate now.