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23 Photos That Show The True Horrors Of What It's Like To Have A Period

Next stop: menstruation station.

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1. It's happened again: your monthly red alien baby glow.

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2. At first, you cup an invisible ball around your abdomen, like a '90s raver.

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3. Then you amass your weapons: red lipstick, used condom, and lace.

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4. You cradle a maxi pad lovingly, like a baby.

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5. But then opt instead to consume a tampon.

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6. The glowing orb continues its domination.

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7. So you camouflage yourself in greenery.

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8. KK, back to writhing in pain.

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9. And making ~difficult~ choices.

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10. One of which is, do you kill the guy with curly hair?

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11. Occasionally you're suffering in snowflakes.

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12. So you lie in bed with your Sad Coffee Husband.

Sad. :(
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Sad. :(

13. Your cramps force you to make a lot of these faces while wearing soft cotton garments.

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14. Then the red orb comes back.'s bigger?
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15. And it's more voracious.

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16. So you crush some cherries.

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17. And bring out your balloon.

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18. But the red orb...can't be stopped.

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19. Suddenly it's...everywhere.

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20. So you tear out your hair...

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21. And go into attack mode.

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22. It's too late. The baby alien glow has already spread around your body.

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23. And this is your new fate now.

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