March 21, 2016
This is a true gift.
Thank you, Disney.
Don't worry, he won't suck your blood.
Tech Corps, Tenderloin & the Mayor
Foram 37 telefones ligados ao Lula grampeados e mais de 900 anos de prisão distribuídos.
Trump says many of his controversial comments about women were just "show business."
A veces los perros pueden ser lo más importante para nosotros.
"Is it too late to back out?"
“This sandwich has a lot of appetizers in it.”
Buh-bye, blue light.
The wins allowed Trump and Clinton to maintain their dominance of earned delegates — the people who actually choose their party's nominee at the summer convention.
So is the photo of Obama pointing at a photo of Beavis and Butt-Head.
The amount adds to the $115 million that Gawker was ordered last week to pay Hogan for posting a clip of the former wrestler's sex tape.
What a whale of a tale.
Muitos homens negros se vestem bem para evitar serem vistos de forma negativa. Todos os dias, nós estamos nos vestindo para sobreviver.
"Biquínis simplesmente não ficam bonitos em mulheres gordas".
Uma volta no urso "popolar", tô certo?
RiRi tem um concorrente.
Que monstrinho adorável.
Quando se trata do meu pai, minha memória é meu maior bem — e meu maior inimigo.
"Já falei, não é nada... Mas aquele dia você bem poderia ..."
"I got salary back but so what?" he wrote on WeChat after the verdict. "That was not what we want! We will continue to appeal until we receive an apology!"
Apple wants you to see the company less as gadget maker and more as a powerful, benevolent, world-shaping force.
It's a cat burglar ... cat burglar ... geddit?
Just don't sit on Monica's Kit Kats while we revisit.
Advertencia: OBVIAMENTE esto contiene imágenes gráficas.
Don't fuck it up.
Do you have a photographic memory?
So don't scream when we take you. The world is quiet here.
"I don't friggin' GIVE A HECK."
Can you go 7 for 7?
Twelve years ago, Jennifer Garner was named the Sexiest Woman on Earth. Now she’s wearing modest dresses in Christian movies. What happened?
Just looking for a friend to eat lettuce with, tbh.
With Trump’s campaign manager under growing scrutiny, sources share new details with BuzzFeed News about his behavior toward reporters and others. Update (6:51 p.m.): The Trump campaign responded further.
Dez anos de muita zoeira.
Which one of these classy roommates are you? Either way, you win!
*hides behind Bescherelle*
Formas de pagamento: ( ) cartão, ( ) dinheiro, ( ) rim, ( ) fígado.
Más emocionante que una Coca-Cola, menos pasado de moda que un Shirley Temple.
"He wears those shitty chancletas from Walgreens... that sound like farts when you walk."
"If you think this journey is just a physical one, think again."
Kesha is appealing a judge's refusal to allow her to break her contract with Dr. Luke, whom she has accused of abuse and rape.
Here's an on-the-ground look at today's announcements.
Bilateral hand holding.
The NHS has scrapped plans to make Truvada available, prompting fury from HIV organisations.
Some people wait a lifetime for a cookbook like this.
The Chrisley Knows Best star takes our Q&A!
Apple didn’t explicitly design its new smaller, cheaper iPhone for women, just like it didn’t explicitly design its largest phones — the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus — for men. But some women are excited about the release of a smaller, more manageable model.
A new iPhone, iPad, and a ton of new features: These are the videos Apple released during its Town Hall event.
Sim, a gente sabe que tem inflação, correção monetária etc. MAS DEIXA A GENTE SONHAR.
The store sells hats, shirts, and pants with the same print.
~Spring~ into reading a new book!
Preferably with a cool glass of sweet tea.
"I thought it was my mom!"
But this was not my only option
Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal is facing pressure from both sides — social conservatives and big business.
Be careful, sweet babies!!!
"Pedir ayuda cuando sientes que no puedes continuar es una de las cosas más fuertes que puedes hacer".
How flawless are you, really?
Digital ads aim to drive up Mormon turnout ahead of primary contests in Utah and Arizona.
::stifles squeals of joy::
Twitter is basically a tween now.
"I just think women should feel really proud of what their body is capable of and feel empowered to look after their child."
"All of a sudden there was like 8-inch flames coming right off my phone."
Because she's just that cool.
Two other women were hurt and a dog died in the lightning strike at the T-Bois Blues Festival.
"HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY." —Oprah
Tengo una relación seria... con la pizza. Bye.
"Rose gold is truly the kale of iPhones."
Entweder es regnet oder die Glocken läuten.
The benefits of yoga vary depending on the type of yoga practiced. Although many forms of yoga practice are safe, some are strenuous and may not be appropriate for everyone. With easier movements performed at a slower pace than more advanced forms of yoga.
Indian Wells CEO and BNP Paribas Open Tournament Director Raymond Moore had said women in the sport ride on men's coattails, drawing fast and sharp criticism.
The shortest Apple event ever (probably).
Schwaben wissen, was eine Seele ist.
Bak kut the is a Chinese soup that is popular in Malaysia, Singapore, Taiwan and Riau- an Indonesian island.
Passer ses soirées à tchatter sur MSN en écoutant Faf Larage.
Tantas camisas a cuadros gigantes y sandalias con plataforma.
Apple CEO Tim Cook: “We need to decide as a nation how much power the government should have over our data and over our privacy.”
The Scottish government has demanded an "urgent review" into the Home Office decision, which apparently came about after a form wasn't submitted on time.
It seemed to slip his mind.
Following the biggest government petition in history, two charities are asking parliament to adopt a 10-point action plan to tackle meningitis B.
"Stop killing us."
So you want to date beautiful women but are not sure how to go about it? One option is to get a dating coach. But what kind of person is that exactly? This is the type of person who coaches people to improve their dating and relationship success.
There's nothing like a fresh manicure to make you feel like you have your shit together.
Just do your best not to eat the whole jar in one sitting.
«Les pauvres qui détestent les riches, ce n'est pas la même chose que les riches qui détestent les pauvres.»
As a dating coach myself, I've seen time and time again the positive impact that coaching can have in the lives of single men.
But like, in a very aspirational way.
Avant, vous étiez honnêtes.
Another meme victim.
Senator Colin Kenny used 17 meetings with a Globe and Mail reporter as an excuse to expense thousands of dollars in travel fees.
"The way I see it, it’s our job to make sure he ends this campaign every bit the loser that he started it."
Adam Ward was put to death by lethal injection Tuesday for a 2005 murder. His lawyers had said he should be deemed constitutionally ineligible for the death penalty because of severe mental illness.
Exclusive: The World Psychiatric Association has condemned so-called conversion therapy and called on governments around the world to decriminalise homosexuality.
"It's very easy to say, 'Well, Jeff couldn't quite connect these dots,'" director Jeff Nichols told BuzzFeed News. "Well, I wasn't actually looking at the dots you were looking at." MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!
"She's very, very short," Trump told Howard Stern in 2005. "You know, she goes out with a basketball player, which is interesting, but she's very short."
Es una cosa de iniciar y terminar.
Philosophie (n.f.): un coef. 7.
O a qué ciudad deberías haberte ido.
I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT (to get Hamilton tickets).
Dans les supermarchés, on trouverait du camembert liquide et du foie gras en spray.
"Fanny for sale."
"I seemed to be suffering emotional amnesia. I couldn't genuinely cry, or laugh, or be moved by anything."
“I wish my friends knew that it’s OK to talk about it."
Time to unlock the back door.
Apple held its first media event of 2016 on Monday. It rolled out a new, smaller, iPhone a new iPad Pro, an update to iOS, and pledged to persist in its fight with the Department of Justice. Oh, and it also has some new watch bands.
Uh, ah, las chicas son guerreras.
Things got a little Game of Thrones-crazy.
David Probert, 50, used Hereford county hospital's chapel, boiler room, and other storage areas as places to sleep.
Des documents que BuzzFeed News a réussi à se procurer, utilisés par le groupe État islamique pour répertorier les combattants étrangers, révèlent des informations personnelles sur ces djihadistes.
Why are bra straps so damn long?
Say hello to your new overlord.
Tom Harris, the new director of Vote Leave in Scotland, denied that the EU referendum result north of the border is a foregone conclusion.
De alvos da Lava Jato ao mosquito da dengue.
"You're not running for office, you're running for your life."
Free your legs, free your ~heart~.
I took a doll I bought off eBay to a psychic medium to communicate with its ghost.
They see me rollin'.
What are you??? I don't understand.
Think of all the time you'll save.
"I think I speak for everyone that peeling a banana is one of the hardest things to do and solve."
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
"It affects every important developmental milestone of a woman's life."
First Lady ~fashion killer~.
Basically because Zaddy.
Son message, posté sur Facebook, a été partagé plus de 70.000 fois en une semaine.
It was a hare-raising brawl.
Wenn es um meinen Vater geht, ist meine Erinnerung gleichzeitig mein größtes Gut und mein größter Feind.
"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"
"Ladrão!" "Opa, foi mal."
"My bum could break my back it's so enormous."
THOSE. PIPES. THO.
Treasury minister David Gauke is standing in for the chancellor.
Spoiler alert: This list only includes eight women.
Too much beauty.
Les gens qui retweetent tous les messages qui parlent d'eux. #MELON
Downing Street has made clear that the prime minister has full confidence in chancellor George Osborne despite the Budget debacle. Oh dear.
La tierra de la libertad, y hogar de la pornografía sobre hoverboards.
This is why the government is in chaos.
Parece que tiene competencia.
Brian Reader, the 77-year-old "guvnor" of the £14 million Hatton Garden burglary in 2015, was sentenced on Monday despite his ill health.
She sees your snorkelling, and she raises you.
Seja aquela pessoa com quem o ansioso sabe que pode contar quando está mal.
"Your mum tagged you in 35 photos" *panics*
¡Contenido didáctico y abdominales!
Wenn Du am Telefon als erstes die Frage hörst: “Wo bist du?”
Behold our green and pleasant land.
Le Samsung à clapet rose, tellement classique!
Las uñas francesas nunca se habían visto tan bien.
There are 20 questions, but as soon as you get one wrong, you LOSE.
17-year old Raaga Imara was charged with spreading hatred of the regime on Facebook.
Est-ce que ton personnage est sexy?
"Yeah, I don't have any cups, but you can drink out of this promotional Lil Jon crunk glass."
Ausschlafen > Eyeliner
The hearts explode with confetti – but it is only happening today, says Twitter.
"We want to introduce a zero rate as soon as possible," the PM's spokeswoman said.
President Obama is in Cuba — it’s the first time a sitting U.S. president has visited the country since 1928. At least 13 people died on Sunday after a bus carrying university students crashed in Spain. And Twitter is celebrating 10 years.
The disability cuts U-turn has left a glaring hole in the nation's finances – but the government now says it won't reveal how it will be filled until the end of the year.
Directo a la Wish List.
Welcome to the Hotel Hell No.
Einige hattest Du schon gar nicht mehr auf dem Schirm – versprochen!
Nos flipa la cartografía.
"Ey up luv, can you mek us a brew?" *Blank stares all round*
The best of both worlds.
He suggested actors of colour shouldn't complain about the situation, and instead "be the change".
All you need is $20 and a dream.
Or a dad. Can you solve them all?
Maybe not exactly wifey material.
Cheap, doable, and helpful.
"It's the first day of spring! Enjoy it indoors."
Porque un buen par de pantalones cortos son la mejor clase de sombrero.
Hahahahaha art. (Courtesy of @MedievalReacts)
Mo’ hair, mo’ problems.
"When you talk about seeing a psychologist, people think you're mad."
Et pour une fois, ce ne sont pas des Disney!
«Nous voulions nous souvenir de lui tel qu'il était.»
So viele riesige karierte Hemden und Plateau-Flipflops.
El baile es el lenguaje universal.
The World No. 1 made the comment while sharing his views on equal pay within the sport.
Good luck holding back tears.
Ukrainian air force pilot Nadia Savchenko had been accused of causing the death of two Russian journalists by mortar fire.
What is going on here?
A spokesperson for David Haigh, a former managing director of Leeds United, said the businessman was delighted to see the end of a "22-month nightmare".
Vous êtes plutôt Star Trek ou Patrouille du Cosmos? Suits, ou Les deux font la paire?
A perfect puzzle for new solvers! Don't be shy, try the easiest and teensiest BuzzFeed puzzle of the week!
À commencer par les couilles de mammouth.
C'est plutôt cool. Ou c'est peut-être le début d'une invasion extraterrestre.
Auprès de BuzzFeed News, les patrons des principales chaînes américaines nuancent leur rôle dans l'ascension du candidat républicain. Mais la tension monte parmi les journalistes.
Un article de la loi travail menacerait la laïcité en entreprise selon certains élus. Auprès de BuzzFeed, le cabinet de Myriam El Khomri conteste ces accusations et d'après nos informations, un guide pour les patrons sera bientôt publié.
''¿Me pregunto si podré encontrar un ricachón al que no le interese el sexo...?''
"I will keep on working till I reach the day when one celebrates rather than be hostile when a girl menstruates."
"I wish just once, I could go home and not have work; that someone would cook for me and pamper me."
Ce sont de vrais bijoux.
*Bookmarks for wardrobe updates*
You can be a Mulligrub too.
TBH, family and relatives could truly use some sass too.
This family is goals.
"The ones who start riots and fights and bomb blasts for communal reasons, or any other reason."
"A prime minister frightened of the consequences of his mismanagement, now wants to cut and run before he is found out."
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justass.
This 11-Year-Old Transgender Girl Is Scared After The Government Wound Back An Anti-Bullying Program
"She has a fear that someone will kill her if they find out about her."
The cold never bothered her.
And it's not because they're vampires.
"The works in this exhibition are prompted not by the spirit of ‘reconciliation’".
"We're preparing for May 10, Ray. I can't be clearer."
"A big step forward to disability education and recognition."
Mario Testino guest edited the new Vogue Australia and honestly, it's just perfect.
The First Lady wore a red, white, and blue House of Herrera dress as Air Force One touched down in Cuba for the historic visit.
As long as Baby Groot is happy, I'm happy.
Holy hilarious @BatLabels, Batman.
U.S. Treasury grants permission for American companies to jump into the island's hospitality business and allows Airbnb to accept non-U.S. guests.
The PM is sick of the senate's shit and he's doing something about it.
"I admire your methodology, Prime Minister."
The new season will premiere Sept. 14 on FX!
"Why Do I Always Look Like A Column?: An Autobiography."