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12 Books That Will Help You Navigate The Weird Maze That Is Life

Help yo' self.
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

26 Tweets To Send To Your Friend If You Both Love Dogs More Than People

"OMG this is us" – you to your friend, while simultaneously petting 12 dogs.
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

Brits And Russians React To Each Others' Drinking Traditions

Buckfast is "for kids", and pre-drinking is universal, apparently.
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

24 Times The Universe Decided To Prove It Has A Better Sense Of Humour Than You

Thanks, Universe! H/T Accidental Comedy

Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

16 Weird Things You Won't Believe People Used To Believe, Believe Me

Witches used to steal men's penises and keep them as pets, apparently.
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

21 Hilariously Inspiring Scottish Tweets To Help Get 2018 Off To A Good Start

"List your top 3 achievements of the year. Then stick that list up your fucking arse."
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

19 Border Collies Who Failed So Hard It's Kind Of Adorable, Really

We love them even though they steal our biscuits and get stuck in trees.
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

21 Hilariously Depressing Comics All Retail Workers Will Cry-Laugh At

"I'll have a cheeseburger without the cheese!" "So, a hamburger?" "NO"
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

27 Piss-Funny "Absolutely Fabulous" Moments That Never Get Old

"She's so cold, I bet she has her periods in cubes."
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

18 Awesomely Weird BuzzFeed Posts A 7-Year-Old Wants Me To Write

Her ideas are better than anything I could think of tbh.
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

18 Brutally Honest Confessions From A Cruise Ship Worker

Guys, we get it, you're sick, but please stop pooping in corridors.
Hilary Mitchell • 10 months ago

The Original "Game Of Thrones" Concept Art Has To Be Seen To Be Believed

The Night King is even more terrifying in 2D.
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

18 NSFW Regency Facts Your History Teachers Didn't Want You To Know About

Mr Darcy probably secretly liked to put trumpets up ladies' bottoms.
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

The 22 Most Hilarious, Insane Things That Happened In Glasgow In 2017

The finest, most batshit city in Scotland really outdid itself this year.
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

Can You Host Christmas Without Blowing A Shit-Ton Of Cash?

The average British Christmas costs £750. Can you come in under budget?
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

27 Piss-Funny British People Who Definitely Peaked In 2017

"So work made me do this 3 times without me realising it was ‘anyone for a blow job’"
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

17 Amazing, Eye-Opening, And Batshit Netflix Documentaries You Have To See

Let's end 2017 with real facts, not fake news.
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

19 Batshit And Hilarious Gifts You Need To Send To Your Weirdest Friend

Because everyone needs some fish shoes and a taxidermied squirrel.
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

24 Photos That Sum Up The Difference Between 2007 And 2017

Deconstructed tea? Fry-ups in dog bowls? We truly are living in Broken Britain™.
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago

19 Weird Ways Christmas Was Totally Different 100 Years Ago

Flaming trees, ox hearts in jelly, and terrifying Santas? Nah, I'l stick to 2017.
Hilary Mitchell • 11 months ago