Monday: Winter. Tuesday: Winter. Wednesday: Winter. Thursday: 20°C FUCKING ROASTING GET THE BBQ OUT PURE RAPID. Friday: Winter.
A guide for non-Scottish girlfriends, husbands, wives, boyfriends, and fuck-buds.
There’s drunk people, and then there’s Scottish drunk people.
Don’t read this in bed at night. Honestly.
It’s the worst decision you’ll ever make. Honest. H/t Crieff Photography.
Whatever your politics, you have to admire someone who says “bollocks” in interviews.
Even Shakespeare couldn’t have come up with “lavvy-heided wankstain”.
Yearbook quotes in the US: “I will succeed”. Yearbook quotes in the UK: “I pooed myself in PE”.
We do some fucking strange things to our pies.
If you can make it through this list without having a pants-accident, you’re not human.
Wearing Saltire face paint and posting poo to your enemies will be mandatory.
Yes, your genitals are perfectly normal, and no, we’re not unshockable.
She’s called Ginger, and it’s definitely the greatest love story of all time.
Buying all the ingredients for a fancy meal is the same as actually cooking it, right?
Guys, the library is for studying, not watching crap porn and making spunk jokes.
This batshit show made perfect sense 20 years ago. Now, not so much.
Fancy staying in a secluded treehouse, trying paddle board yoga, or relaxing in a bubbling spa beside a loch? Come to Scotland.
Let’s take a walk on the wild side.
They photoshop out all the people pooing on bins. Can you believe it?