Mop your troubled brow with their lovely kilts.
How much should a Freddo cost, and other vital questions.
Would you rather have a 30-room, historic Scottish baronial mansion or a five-bedroom flat in London for 10 times the price?
Scotland is just so disappointing…according to TripAdvisor users, anyway.
“This is a really tough decision…because you’re both crap.” – Gordon Ramsay
Singing kettles, seaside trips, and Scottish Plain toast = heaven.
Warning: don’t read this unless you want to die from second hand embarrassment. (H/t Scottish Tweets)
Sleeping on friends’ sofas, sleeping in cars, and living in squats are invisible versions of homelessness that are often ignored. We want to hear your stories.
Ever wondered why they keep calling him a c*nt? Read on.
Could you live without Ribena, M&S, or Chicken Cottage? No, you could not.
Want to see blemish-free nuts, or a big plastic willy? Come to the Scottish Highlands.
“Thou shalt not go home without buying thy round.” (via #AwfullyBritishCommandments)
We’re nothing if not honest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fancy visiting Voldemort’s grave, the real-life Diagon Alley, or even bumping into J.K. Rowling herself? Come to Edinburgh.
“Ave been snapchatting this goth and she phones me before bed time to tell me scary stories haha.”
Wikipedia: serving up creepy mysteries, scary science experiments gone wrong, and downright weird shit since 2001. H/T DamnInteresting.com
Hipsters need to stay the fuck away from our sausage rolls.
US to-do lists: “Be grateful, be brave, hydrate.” UK to-do lists: “Have a wank.”
Snow glowing white on mountains? Check. Reindeer? Check. Tribes of trolls? Probably.