It’s not all stags and tartan, you know.
Seriously though, who the fuck steals a damn toilet?
Look, we like you, but enough with the fucking kale already.
Thinking of moving to Glasgow? Don’t. London’s miles better.
We really have seen it all. Quite literally.
It’s harder than you’d think.
You see potatoes, I see PLU-3128s. H/T Supermarket Memes
From Dunfermline to Dundee, here’s what to eat (and where) if you’re hingin’.
“I’m gonnae fuckin run North Glesga with my Pokemon Young Team.”
Harry Styles should definitely stay away from Sweet Wee Ethel.
My childhood is my greatest source of shame, and my greatest source of strength.
The smells. Dear god, the terrible smells.
Are deep-fried Mars bars a sugary delight, or a national shame?
If you think budget accommodation is boring, you’ve clearly never stayed in a Star Wars-themed bunkhouse on the Isle of Skye.
“Y’alls hangover food is some next level shit.”
It’s definitely the most intense festival on Earth. H/T Oot Yer Nut At T.
“I’m tied up in a tent somewhere near Strathallan in Perthshire.”
Parmo, munchie box, deep-fried Mars bar, or doner kebab? It’s a tough call.
Please stop throwing cups of piss at our head.