Mel Gibson once said: “If this movie didn’t have some funny bits, it’d be fucking unbearable.”
These games makes no fucking sense.
“Pensioner’s huge cock is tourist attraction.” Hmm, you don’t say?
Why don’t schools teach us about the inventor of the wasp pistol, or the paleontologist who liked to eat mice on toast? (H/t Great British Eccentrics)
Who would even want to make out with Ewan McGregor? No one, that’s who.
We spend a lot of our time freeing dicks from vacuum cleaners.
He is the true King of Scotland.
Scottish kids take exams like this all the time. Are you better at French than them?
Kelly Macdonald’s mum and brother were accidentally invited to watch her film a sex scene with Ewan McGregor. *Cringes forever*
America, you need Tennent’s chandeliers. H/t Humans Of The Sesh.
“Just bought a litre of Tipp-Ex. Huge mistake.”
No, these prices aren’t a typo, plus they’re all move-in ready. Stop crying, Londoners.
She is the true Queen of Scots.
Prepare to fall into a week-long Wikihole.
“Do you know what this salt needs? More kale.” – No one, ever.
This really is the only Freshers’ Guide you need.
Scottish kids take exams like this. Are you better at history than they are?
Turns out bins make truly amazing houses, toilets, and tables.
Eight of these are holidays from hell; one is heaven on Earth. Choose wisely.