Kids take exams like this; do you know more about the ancient world than they do?
Featuring a dragon that’s literally shitting fire.
Not wearing underwear, eating cheese-in-burgers, drinking all Hogmanay: It’s great being Scottish.
Are these the words of a delusional ex-TV presenter, or Alan Partridge?
“Do people drink Buckfast here?” “Yeah, everyone drinks it ironically.” Smh.
Did you play kerbie and listen to the Singing Kettle?
From superfood-laden breakfasts to creamy, booze-filled, indulgent delights.
American parents: “Love you honey!” Scottish parents: “Remember your drugs.”
“I need an ambulance.” “Why?” “There’s a toilet roll holder in my butt.”
“Sorry, I’ve got to go home and prune my bonsai.” (H/T Overheard at Edinburgh Uni.)
“Honey, why is my pizza in a biohazard bag?”
He’s a sexy, sassy Scottish hero.
“Leather faced, bawbag-eyed fuck bumper.”
Teachers in America: “Great job, little buddy!” Teachers in Scotland: “I shagged yer maw.”
Scottish kids take exams like this all the time. Are you better at German than them?
Mario 64, Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider… video games definitely peaked in 1996.
Prince William’s alma mater is the poshest uni of all time. H/T Overheard In St Andrews.
“Why do gameshow contestants, particularly on Pointless, clap themselves? It’s just not on.” H/T Pointless Letters.
London can kind of hold its own when it comes to scenery. Who knew?