1. This awkward exchange. Twitter: @Scottish_Tweets 2. This mortifying mum and dad. upload.wikimedia.org / Twitter: @mollyanthoneyx 3. This fate worth than death. Facebook: 653789334701294 Being stuck in a T in the Park portaloo = actual horror movie. 4. This utterly cringe-inducing mistake. Twitter: @emilygaskellx 5. This dad who went way too far to embarrass his kid. facebook.com What a riddy. 6. This heart-stopping text message. Twitter: @jordanphilbin72 So romantic! 7. And this truly appalling offer. Twitter: @Lewygee No...thank you? 8. This death-defying Glasgow gran. Facebook: lostglasgowofficial / Kieran Turner Who clearly fears dirty windows more than death. 9. This epic tattoo fail. Facebook: BuzzFeedScotland 10. And this equally unfortunate decision. Twitter: @Deankeating01 Why though. 11. This baffling, embarrassing mistake. Twitter: @ShemShady_ ??????? 12. And this other Glaswegian giving a pigeon CPR. Charlotte @Charlismyname Meanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR 05:14 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Ack. You don't know where that beak's been, hen. 13. This surefire way to get yourself fired. Twitter: @kylestacyx Top tip: Don't call your boss a cunt if you want to keep your job. 14. This guy using a grubby tent peg as a piercing. Twitter: @OotYerNutatT 15. And this absolutely grim use of a dirty, sweaty welly. James @jaames1704 Not even 11:00 and hobbits drinking vodka out his wellies man😫😫 #TITP 09:55 AM - 08 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite *Gags* 16. This mum's very public spunk joke. Twitter: @sjhonethompson 17. This awkward encounter. Twitter/com/milicopeland_ 18. This dismaying recipe. Twitter: @pauljbayfield *Blocks user* 19. And finally, this truly bizarre birth announcement. Twitter: @taylawhitelaw WHY WOULD YOU PUT THESE SORTS OF THINGS ON FACEBOOK, PEOPLE?