Despite having the entertainment factor of 3000 Newcastle hen parties distilled down into a single explosive cloud of heterosexuality, Take Me Out has been tragically axed after 10 years. Here are its most baffling and memorable moments.
1.When Sam used a sander on his unmentionables.
2.When Seaneen absolutely wasn't having it.
3.When this man PUT CHEESE ON HIS CORNFLAKES.
4.When Damion 'The Omen' offended 30 women at once.
5.When this chap got a bad reception.
6.When we were introduced to David from Luton.
7.Not to mention Tez from Sheffield.
8.When Nick encountered his ex-girlfriend.
9.When Emma stacked it – and was rescued by Paddy.
10.When Jane McDonald didn't really help.
11.When steampunk Lee found The One.
12.When this girl compared herself to a tree.
13.When ‘James The Body’ drank Prosecco out of his pecs.
14.And when Lulu was forced to touch some gherkins.