1. In the early days your mum wasn't quite sure what she was doing on Facebook.
2. And it took her a little while to work it all out.
3. Some of your mum's early Facebook statuses were probably slightly cryptic.
4. And she definitely sent some messages you wouldn't send.
5. It may have taken her a little while to get a hang of the lingo.
6. But now your mum is a goddamn Facebook machine.
7. As soon as she learned how to upload photos she absolutely ran with it and made an album of your embarrassing childhood pictures.
8. So you slightly live in fear of getting tagged in a photo by her.
9. If she has a pet, they take pride of place on her Facebook.
10. There's nothing your mum enjoys more than commenting on and liking everything you post.
11. But your mum especially enjoys Facebook stalking you to see if you're dating anyone.
Reasons not to have your mum on Facebook:
12. And she immediately asks you if she suspects there may be someone new on the scene.
13. You're pretty used to being tagged in Minions memes now.
14. She loves to tag you in pictures like this.
15. And this.
16. Your mum has probably tagged you in loads of inspirational quotes.
17. But you never get too complacent because you know there's no greater burn than a mum Facebook tag burn.
18. Because mums on Facebook are secretly huge trolls.
19. And actual comedy geniuses.
20. Even though your mum might accidentally share something that will horrify you forever.
21. Actually, all those comments from your mum are pretty sweet.
22. Because at least your mum is there to support you.
