March 20, 2016
Put July 2 in the diary.
"Mmm, it tastes like blue."
¡El niño de Stewart Little tiene abdominales marcados!
"When will my boobs drop?"
If looks could kill, we'd have a national tragedy on our hands.
Who woulda thought?
They asked people to do something "awesome" with the money.
OK, so he has both ears, but this is still insane.
Save the planet, and save that honeymoon money.
RiRi's got competition.
He could buy you a house!!
"What is this? Sour cream for ants?"
“Why isn’t just saying no enough?”
Their love know no bounds.
“Stapled and collated?!”
El amor está en las pequeñas cosas.
The Obama administration says it has no plans to end a decades-old program that holds would-be asylum seekers without access to lawyers on the same legal grounds underpinning the detentions of those held in the so-called “war on terror.”
There were A-list celebs everywhere and a private Taylor Swift performance!
“There’s always something to fix.”
"He loves it," Papaw's grandson told BuzzFeed News. "He never, ever thought he would be a celebrity."
Obama's visit to the Communist nation is the first by a sitting U.S. president in 88 years.
Si eres eurofan y te encuentras en un entorno no-eurofan, oirás estos comentarios en cualquier casa en algún momento de la noche.
Labour analysis seen by BuzzFeed News claims that young workers are going to be disproportionately affected by cuts set to be introduced on 1 April.
Deputy Carl Koontz was a two-year veteran of the Howard County Sheriff's Office.
Two models + procreating = too much beauty.
Amy knows she's overexposed, but she's back anyway.
Time to shit talk.
Porque seamos honestos, no vas a hacer ningún proyecto DIY.
Herb garden FTW.
When it comes to you, is honesty always the best policy?
Big Issue vendor Jack Richardson gave Toni Osborne 50p when he was begging on the streets, and they ended up falling in love.
Here's what you need to know about their latest Instagram activities.
Spacey in Spacey at Spacey in Space.
We came, we slurped, we conquered.
For when order and repetition brings you joy.
Si te acaban de despedir o acabas de ver un perro increíblemente pequeño, sabemos que vas a llorar en público. He aquí cómo hacerlo sin que nadie sepa por qué.
Using visceral imagery drawn from recent news about police brutality in America, award-winning poet Jericho Brown dares readers to stare directly into the smoking barrel of what has become a nightmarish reality for far too many people.
A short story from Helen Oyeyemi's new collection, What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours.
You want me to put on the strap on? Sure, gimme 3 hours.
Sometimes the best self-help is accepting yourself as a fraud.
Former Lib Dem minister David Laws also said the NHS's required efficiency savings are “undeliverable”.
Richard Linklater's '80s-set college movie is the coziest bawdy jock comedy you'll see all year.
The answer might surprise you.
ALWAYS check the labels!
Better, better, better.
"Kanye is like your average art student... stuck in debt"
Raising kids is stressful, man.
There's no wrong answer.
♫ Everybody must get stoned. ♫
*Adds to tattoo wish list*
"I don't think anything will change, but I will feel different."
This is not a yolk.
We're sure you're just dyeing to know.
And the winner is...
Captain Hair is our king.
We're all a little bit basic, tbh.
I like my money right where I can see it: On my vanity table.
And best yet, no poop involved.
How good are you at facial recognition?
Dinner is just a party you get to throw yourself every night.
There's nothing out there for you.
Bad bitch, rad bitch, mad bitch...glad bitch?
Bergen, Essex, Hudson, Morris, Passaic, Sussex, and Warren Counties represent!
Picky eaters need not apply.
You keep seeing them on Netflix and Hulu and being like, "Eh, maybe later." BUT YOU SHOULD WATCH THEM NOW.
"You sure know how to butter a man up, Stay Puft."
"I stabbed a man in the heart."
So much pink. So much frosty shine.
If you don't think he grew into a wizard Ben Wyatt, then you're wrong.
From food to drinks to decor.
Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd shaved the last of me.
Impress your friends with these.
"Get in, loser. We're going shopping."
"Am I a pretty girl?"
Weezer's "Buddy Holly" could've been called "Fred Astaire."
"PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE!"
"Bikinis just don't look nice on plus-size women."
"I think it is in danger of drifting in a direction that divides society rather than unites it, and that, I think, is unfair," former work and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith said.
The bus was returning the students to Barcelona after a trip to the Fallas fireworks festival in Valencia when the accident occurred Sunday.
Une boucherie parisienne propose saucissons, pâtés et viande 24h/24, 7j/7.
Ils n'ont pas besoin de nous.
La vie est une lutte de tous les instants.
Et comment préparer des sauces ~de feu~.
"She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi!"
He definitely did not lie once.
Judges' sentencing remarks will be filmed as part of a pilot scheme seven other crown courts are taking part in too.
Trump's decisive defeat in Utah is just the latest indicator of Mormons' deep aversion to Trump.
A video from Trump's rally in Tucson, Arizona, shows a man punching and kicking a protester. Another video also appears shows campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbing at the collar of a protester.
"I feel like we're playing house right now, like it means something more than what it does."