Hi, my name is Lara, and I can't have sex.
"The Avril Lavigne thing doesn't last long but the pictures last forever."
“This is like Spanish class all over again… and I failed that too."
WARNING: This video contains sensitive material related to suicide and mental illness.
“Death is democratic. At the end... we all end up as skeletons.” - José Guadalupe Posada
"You like their smell, and then it's like, can you f***ing stop farting?"
"I broke up with him because he tried to tell me that lagers have a higher gravity than IPAs."
“Took back my lipgloss back biatch Give back the other Or no J crew polo tee for you.”