Hi, my name is Lara, and I can't have sex.
"I just got my braces off, and I deserve a fun prom date"
"That is what we call a nasty flow."
"The Avril Lavigne thing doesn't last long but the pictures last forever."
Who believes in brujería anyways?
“This is like Spanish class all over again… and I failed that too."
"She didn't f**k around."
WARNING: This video contains sensitive material related to suicide and mental illness.
There's a surprise at the bottom...
“Death is democratic. At the end... we all end up as skeletons.” - José Guadalupe Posada
"Matter o' fact, I know what she wants..."
Life isn't always the party you thought it would be.
"You like their smell, and then it's like, can you f***ing stop farting?"
"I broke up with him because he tried to tell me that lagers have a higher gravity than IPAs."
Sana, sana, colita de rana...
Tienes que saludar a TODOS.
“Took back my lipgloss back biatch Give back the other Or no J crew polo tee for you.”
"This is an auto!" "No way, it's a carro!" "Actually, uh... it's coche."