10 years ago, TO THE DAY, the first-ever tweet was sent out...
...and tbh, shit pretty much went downhill from there.
Because nothing on the internet truly dies, there's a buttload of tweets from 2006 just waiting to be dredged up in all their mid-2000s glory.
I have done that for you.
People who have clicked on this article, I present to you, 24 Things People Actually Tweeted In 2006: