Because nothing on the internet truly dies, there’s a buttload of tweets from 2006 just waiting to be dredged up in all their mid-2000s glory.
I have done that for you.
People who have clicked on this article, I present to you, 24 Things People Actually Tweeted In 2006:
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏