The internet can be a deeply strange and wonderful place.
There are two kinds of people: those who have adopted a dog and those who haven't adopted a dog YET.
Remember: it could always be worse.
"Why are bars so loud??" — you
It's a weird and magical place.
"If I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem."
If this day/week/month/year is getting you down, this post is for YOU.
"Who is the idiot that called it 'possession of marijuana' and not 'joint custody'?"