Remember: it could always be worse.
"Why are bars so loud??" — you
It's a weird and magical place.
"If I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem."
If this day/week/month/year is getting you down, this post is for YOU.
"Who is the idiot that called it 'possession of marijuana' and not 'joint custody'?"
The kits! The suits! The track suits! The travel gear!
FYI: cats will love empty boxes way more than the toys you're gonna buy them.