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Today's Apple event should just start with Tim Cook walking out to "Fuck tha Police".
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Did Tim Cook just call his press conference a "town hall"? Is Tim Cook going to run for president?
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New iPhone looks dope.
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wow harsh apple
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Ladies call me "this Apple Keynote" because I'm always puttin them to sleep
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Thank god my notes will be secure now. #AppleEvent
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#AppleEvent 2012: A bigger screen 2013: A bigger screen 2014: AN EVEN BIGGER SCREEN 2016: A smaller screen heheh
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Rose Gold is truly the kale of iPhones.
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soon they're gonna have an iphone that can teleport you to the moon but apple can't even get the stocks app off our phones SMH
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cool, cool but what's your plan for this ? #AppleEvent
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But how will these Apple announcements affect me, a man who doesn't care?
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Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.
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Apple - “4 inches is totally acceptable.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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So…does Apple still make laptops?
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Apple is so committed to recycling that they're recycling the iPhone 5 design. 🔥🔥🔥
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*buys iPhone SE 16GB* *shoots 5 seconds of 4k video* *OUT OF STORAGE*
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Using the iPhone SE after using the iPhone 6s Plus: #AppleEvent
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New iPad lineup + Trump Hands for scale.
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Most exciting things at the #AppleEvent, ranked: 1. Tim Cook elbow patches 2. Yaks! 3. iPhone Destructo 2000 bot 4. inches