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    Free People Is Straight Up Trolling Us With This $78 Flower Crown For Dogs

    They can crate you, but they can't crate your ~free spirit~.

    So you love your dog, but let's be honest, her fashion sense is kind of crap.

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    It's awkward, but like, you can't take her anywhere looking like that, you know?

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    She's got no ~style~.

    Well, behold, for Free People has the solution: a flower crown for your dog.

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    It's available in either roses or daisies, and comes in either XS/S or M/L.

    And it costs $78, because Instagram infamy does come at a price.

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    And it's a hefty one at that.

    It's perfect for the summer festival circuit.

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    Get it.

    Or casual Sundays at the farmer's market.

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    She's such a natural.

    Or a rustic barn wedding.

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    So very hipster.

    The future of canine fashion is HERE.

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    (h/t Racked)