Free People Is Straight Up Trolling Us With This $78 Flower Crown For Dogs

They can crate you, but they can't crate your ~free spirit~.

So you love your dog, but let's be honest, her fashion sense is kind of crap.

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It's awkward, but like, you can't take her anywhere looking like that, you know?

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She's got no ~style~.

Well, behold, for Free People has the solution: a flower crown for your dog.

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It's available in either roses or daisies, and comes in either XS/S or M/L.

And it costs $78, because Instagram infamy does come at a price.

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And it's a hefty one at that.

It's perfect for the summer festival circuit.

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Get it.

Or casual Sundays at the farmer's market.

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She's such a natural.

Or a rustic barn wedding.

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So very hipster.

The future of canine fashion is HERE.

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(h/t Racked)