1.
When you have so many things to do that there's only one way to handle it:
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And then you wake up from your nap and you get that weird feeling like you've skipped a whole day:
3.
When you really, really hate washing your hair:
5.
When you try to get your shit together and work out:
7.
But then you just curl up in bed slamming back Tim Tams and watching Netflix:
8.
And don't surface again for a whole damn season:
9.
So you're more invested in fictional characters than your own life:
10.
And then someone tells you spoilers:
11.
When you try to follow makeup tutorials on YouTube:
12.
When you have too many tabs open and can't figure out where the damn music is coming from:
13.
When you're on a first date with someone you really, really like:
14.
But they dare to ask you to share food:
15.
Or suggest you can skip dessert:
16.
When you want to have your cake and eat it too (like, all of it):
17.
When you ~try~ to be nice:
18.
But really you're just being polite:
19.
And literally every time your phone rings:
