”You might need to check my ID when I go to the bar."
“Just vote you dummies, it’s so easy”
"CHEEK, Oh this is cow face"
Why do I care about someone I don't even know?
What do you think the rise of Trump says about who we are as a country?
Oh, You ate a burrito... that makes sense.
Please leave me alone, I will stab you with my wing.
I packed everything… But one thing…
“I think I can do my makeup in like 5 minutes which means I think I can stay in this bed for at least another 3 minutes… right?”
I'm not cynical, I'm skeptical if anything.
“Hold up, is it Indian food spicy, Thai food Spicy or Mexican food spicy?”
“I’m atheist but that doesn’t mean I’m being disrespectful when I ask the question, 'Why?'”
"I think I am my parents' American Dream."
"I had to take it off, I couldn't take it anymore!"
"OMG I'm so embarrassed."
What would you say if you could talk to the people that are cyberbullying you?
Waffles Vs. Pancakes: This is the debate to end all debates.
Space Battle, which one is best?
What's your Uber Rating?