August 28, 2017
"Does it include everyone or doesn't it? No, it doesn't. Don't call it Australia Day."
My home was hit by 30 inches of rain in the last few days. The disaster is ongoing, and now is not the time for a presidential visit.
Make Chad from Tri Apple Pi proud.
Truly this is the most magical place on Earth!
Target trip, anyone?
Na delação, a empresa disse que bancou caixa dois do tucano em R$ 7 milhões em 2010. Quando o caso foi divulgado, o senador negou as acusações.
Superman 2020, tbh.
Real talk, some people are just better at foreplay.
They can't be categorized, but damnit, they're funny.
¡QUE PASE EL WHITE WALKER DESGRACIADO!
True Potterheads won't need a remembrall for this quiz.
La reforma para reducir el financiamiento a partidos en Jalisco fue declarada constitucional hoy por la Suprema Corte mexicana.
So many choices.
"I'd like to nominate Littlefinger getting exposed as the new 'Blinking White Guy' GIF."
La vida sería mucho más divertida si los conocieras.
Grupo hoje majoritário no STF quer que presidente da corte paute processo que pode reverter início das prisões após condenações por órgãos colegiados. Isso pode beneficiar Lula.
It was love at first bite.
FeEl oLd YeT?!
Arpaio's lawyers have asked a judge to vacate his conviction, arguing that President Trump's pardon means he can't pursue any appeals.
Warning: Looking at this post may give you a sudden urge to order yourself up a HOT pizza!
"[The gap] does not go away once women have had the chance to demonstrate their worth to their employers."
“Well, a lot of people think it was the right thing to do."
The team's CEO initially said Art Briles deserved a second chance.
"A good name for a feminist tampon company would be Gravitas."
I'm just so proud of them.
"Mozart's dying words were 'I'll be Bach.'"
"I can't believe you." (WARNING: Spoilers ahead!)
Para começar a sonhar com as férias já.
"Of course I knew it was fake, it was part of the reason I shared the bloomin' thing."
Face mask and red wine? Yes please.
“When I started volunteering, I was told he liked to test the new meat,” a former Cinefamily volunteer said. Cinefamily’s cofounder responds to the accusations.
Trump insistió en que México pagará el muro y México le respondió con una oferta de ayuda por el huracán Harvey
El domingo por la mañana, Trump declaró nuevamente que México pagará el muro en la frontera, incluso mientras la tormenta tropical Harvey seguía inundando Texas.
"I must do what I feel is right," the British actor tweeted.
Will it be in the Netherlands or in Whole Foods?
How good were y'all at guessing what was gonna happen?
¿Eres el que se esconde tras la palmera o el que se tira la cuba encima mientras canta?
Im Interview mit BuzzFeed News kritisiert Göring-Eckardt den Flüchtlingsgipfel in Paris und nennt das Verbot der Plattform "linksunten.indymedia" unverhältnismäßig.
E têm menos de 150 calorias.
TL:DR: We should probably all move to San Antonio already. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Two great-grandparents and four children were swept away on a road in Houston on Sunday, but the van was only spotted Wednesday as waters receded.
Staple grocery items such as ground beef, eggs, avocados, and almond butter were deeply discounted on Monday.
Você ADORA comidas normais?
Enjoy some magical meatless treats!
Clara Averbuck contou, no Facebook, ter sido agredida por um motorista do serviço. Com a hashtag #MeuMotoristaAbusador, ela busca reunir outras vítimas. Em nota, a empresa diz que colabora com as autoridades e que o motorista foi expulso do serviço.
Looks like there might be an Oscar in Bey's future!
Note: I obviously have never watched this show.
"Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"
Well this is extremely awkward...
Nursing home residents were rescued from rising floodwaters after this photo went viral.
A boa notícia é que se você nunca ouviu falar do anime talvez até curta.
It doesn't matter what your actual sign is.
The "Bodak Yellow" rapper has a top 10 single on Billboard's Hot 100, but her VMA debut was limited to a preshow performance.
Yo que tú, me fijaba muy bien en las palomitas.
BEWARE: HORRORS AHEAD.
Only a true musical maestro can get 10/10 on this quiz.
Pura sabrosura para cada día de la semana.
"I'm so proud, This is so Texan. Texas got Texas!"
Tyrion. No, dude.
Hang ten there, bud.
"A side of Prime with your plums?"
"Él me confesó su infidelidad mientras estaba dormido".
You should be hungry now!
La Universidad prohíbe tomar bebidas alcohólicas y drogas en cualquier festejo dentro del campus.
Someone ate 182 (Yes, ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-TWO) slices of bacon in five minutes.
Pink recounted a conversation she recently had with her 6-year-old daughter.
Vai rindo e quando você for ver, você já é um deles!
I stand here amazed.
Pablo es el surfista/chef de Veracruz que se convirtió en el nuevo crush de México.
Movers and Shakers is a list of products on Amazon that are currently rising in the ranking. This week: bags of cold brew, floating hammocks, Pennywise figurines, and more!
"O fato de que garotas asiáticas na mídia não podem ser rebeldes/diferentes sem uma mecha (roxa) no cabelo me irrita muito."
"I don't know what my bra size is, I just know that I'm small enough to shop in the kids' section"
Southern black boys like me were more likely to end up incarcerated than working beside white faculty at so-called elite liberal arts colleges.
"Do you like me? Yes or no?"
It's my party, I can cry if I want to!
The'll feel like they're at a hotel!
Eso, y mucho amor por comer.
Smell the flowers, read a book, sip some wine...
Facebook is taking steps to solve its fake news problem after initially implying it wasn't a major issue.
"We did so much crazy stuff on set — it was really just the place to be."
For renters, dormers, and the decoratively indecisive alike.
Se ven daños e inundaciones masivos desde el domingo por la mañana, luego de que el huracán tocara tierra el sábado.
*INSERT CARDI B REACTION GIF*
Deals on a shampoo brush, organic cacao powder, body lotion, and more!
Gas prices in the Gulf region are expected to jump by at least 10%.
Weil das unbedingt mal geklärt werden muss!
I'm Emma. You're Emma. We're all Emma.
Der frühe Vogel fängt den ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The flamboyant event had a more sombre tone than usual this year, two months after the fire at Grenfell Tower, which looms over the main parade route. BuzzFeed News spoke to partygoers about how it affected celebrations.
La estación se encuentra en el boulevard Quiroga y Colosio, en Hermosillo.
So wie du manchmal.
Wirf uns bitte nicht mit den Kids in einen Topf, die in den 90ern GEBOREN wurden.
Du musst die Story mit dem Hundefutter hören.
Ele prestou concurso como cotista racial e foi nomeado para analista jurídico. A família dele disse que não é uma foto que define se ele é negro, mas que houve uma avaliação do tribunal.
Don't be scared.
The author's unfinished notes were discovered by a scholar and transformed into a beautiful children's book.
You can't get more classic than this!
E continuar rindo durante a semana.
Find out who your WhatsApp BFF is.
São muitas referências.
Deals at Eloquii, Jet, Birchbox, and more!
Pour tout dire, ce serait plus surprenant que cela ne se produise pas.
„Lass mal woanders hingehen, bitte!”
"Se fizer pipi no assento, não cause tormento, seja uma gracinha e dê uma limpadinha!"
German = LOVE OF MY LIFE!
To the tattoo studio... AND BEYOND!
Sí, Taylor le manda varias indirectas a Kim Kardashian.
Te harán decir: "¡Cómo no se me ocurrió antes!"
Makeup: never stays on during the day, never comes off at night.
Connu pour ses tweets complotistes, le candidat FN aux législatives, proche de Marine Le Pen, doit participer à l'émission de Christophe Hondelatte. Une décision qui suscite l'émoi dans les couloirs de la radio.
Weil du so leicht vergisst, wie die Natur wirklich ist.
TFW your boyfriend takes credit for your work. Spoilers ahead.
"He ain't the police, he must be an undercover raver!"
"Eu estava levando minha filha para a escola e, do nada, ela disse para mim: 'Mamãe?'. 'Sim, querida?'. 'Eu sou a menina mais feia que eu conheço'. E eu disse: 'Hã?'."
Obama had curtailed the program in 2015, saying equipment like armored vehicles and grenade launchers made the police look like an occupying force.
Anthropologie trends, budget-friendly prices.
*whips hair back and forth*
Transgender people in the military, and those who want to join, said a directive from the president violates their constitutional rights to equal protection and due process.
Seven seasons worth of hints and clues. Warning: Contains spoilers.
E não é de múltipla escolha!
From dogs to heartmelting messages to his wife and everything hilarious in between.
There may be a dragon-sized Game of Thrones hole in your life now (sorry), but let's get you covered for the long months ahead.
"And life moves on with its tongue firmly in its cheek."
A squishy mousepad, a doormat for Lord of the Rings fans, a sequined gown, and 25 other things you’ll want to add to your wish list ASAP.
O que as estrelas vestiram na maior noite da MTV.
L'humour ne part jamais en vacances.
La historia que nos unió a TODOS.
Everyone just chill out and go to bed. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Nur gehen musst du noch
Go on...Give it a go.
Karan effortlessly turns on everyone's unrelenting sass mode.
¡¿Llueve en marzo?!
As government officials struggled to respond to the "unprecedented" disaster Sunday, some residents on the outskirts of Houston had resigned themselves to going it alone.
La youtubeuse s'est filmée en blackface, une vieille pratique raciste. «Mon message était maladroitement positif, et je suis profondément désolée si cela a été mal pris», s'est-elle excusée.
It might be sooner than you think...or further away.
Here's a few more ways you can kill time on the interwebs.
Ojo: esto tiene spoilers y además no deberías abrirlo en el trabajo.
What an ending to the season. Warning: Contains spoilers.
Because it's the best season.
Warning: This post is NSFW. Also it contains spoilers.
Les hiboux ont en fait de très longues pattes.
And you can get them all on Amazon.
17 photos d'Emilia Clarke et de Kit Harington qui vont rendre heureux tous les fans de «Game of Thrones»
*S'agenouille devant le couple*
Life was simpler when all you needed were crayons and friends.
I don't know if I'll ever recover from this. Warning: Contains spoilers.
Y que vamos a volver a oír, seguro, en la última temporada. *OJO, SPOILERS*
Le week-end? C'est quoi, ça, le week-end?
Relentless rainstorms have forced several local hospitals to take precautions against flooding, and even begin evacuating patients.
There's nothing worse than forgetting you have plans after work, and then remembering.
Aunque es a lo que veníamos.
«Estaba llevando en coche a mi hija al colegio y me dice de repente '¿Mamá?'. 'Dime, cariño'. 'Soy la niña más fea que conozco'. '¿Qué?'»
They're the most important ABC's.
“This thing about alternative facts and fake news… We’ve been living it in the autism community for 20 years.”
Those were the days...
Mira lo que han lucido todos en la gran noche de MTV.
Spoiler. Ich wiederhole: Spoiler. Hast du mich verstanden? SPOILER!
"It is always a good thing to be talking with children in constructive, positive, tolerance-building ways."
"Ich bin sowohl erregt, als auch verwirrt."
"I won't be tired at all if I watch Saturday Disney in the morning."
Wenn wir nur so schnell wie in der Serie dorthin reisen könnten.
If only we could choose our classmates in real life.
King of Bollywood, king of sass, king of shutting shit down.
Literally the one thing the #followmeto series has been missing – dragons.
"Ah, so that's what happens when you drive a new Maserati down a dead end street."
This show is really messing with my morals. Warning: Contains spoilers.
"I wasn't shocked, but it made me angry."
Weather officials say Hurricane Harvey is “beyond anything experienced” in the US, Trump pardoned former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio and directed the military to stop allowing trans people from openly serving — oh, and Sebastian Gorka has left the White House.
Were those pearls or jewels or something else?
Yaaass. Warning: contains spoilers.
Ricitos de Oro robándose el show y nuestro corazón.
More layers than Shrek.
Are you more Sabrina Spellman or Willow Rosenberg?
51 Hilarious Twitter Reactions To The "Game Of Thrones" Season Finale That Will Make You Laugh 'Til It Hurts
"Jon Snow is not a bastard, but he probably just made one."
"I believe that we are all born equal, but we are not treated equally and that is why we must fight."
"Help me make Heather's death count," said Susan Bro, Heather Heyer's mother, from the 2017 MTV VMAs.
Todos teníamos la esperanza de que Taylor Swift apareciera a medio show.
Insurance scams, rumors of water shutoffs, and fake restrictions on when people can return are all bouncing around the internet.
"I'm both confused and aroused."
"Katy Perry makes me long for the comic subtlety of That's So Raven."
"The feeling from the women is just overwhelming despair at what they have been told by doctors."
It's like we have ESPN or something.
These are better than the show, tbh.
Lorde had the flu, Jared Leto wore glitter, and everyone fell in love with Pink.
Incluyendo el éxito: SÍ, SANSA DIOSA DEL INVIERNO, REINA DE WINTERFELL Y CABRONA DE CABRONAS.
SIETE TEMPORADAS ESPERANDO ESTE MOMENTO.
33 Tweets chistosos sobre el final de temporada de 'Game of Thrones' que te harán reír después de esa intensidad
Los vas a necesitar después de este intensísimo episodio. Por supuesto, hay spoilers.
"I was driving my daughter to school and she said to me, out of the blue, 'Mama?' 'Yes, baby?' She said, 'I am the ugliest girl I know.' And I said, 'Huh?'"
Reminder: He just produced Taylor Swift's new single...
We'll always have Paris.
Consider this a guide to becoming the next "Lorde of the Dance."
Here for it though.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Lil Yachty, Lil Uzi, Lil Mama.
¡Qué perra, qué perra... qué perra mi amiga!
"I LITERALLY......CANNOT FIND MY WIG."
Let's Go, Let's Go, L.E.T.S. Let's Go!
The US broadcaster swooped in to acquire the struggling TV station.
This baby has the X-Factor.
I just really love women, okay.
Uber has tapped Expedia CEO Dara Khosrowshahi as its new leader, bringing an end to its contentious search as it looks to move beyond a year of scandals.
Encontrando inspiración en los lugares más inesperados.
More proof that the man looks good in everything.
The local news reporter noticed a man trapped in a semi-trailer truck and flagged down sheriff's deputies to rescue him.