August 5, 2017
Basically none of us are sleeping tonight.
Is it getting hot in here?
"We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work."
Nipton, California, is about to become a pot paradise.
If you can't visit Dimension C-1998M, this is the next best thing.
I'm in an exclusive relationship with my bed.
The British model thought she was traveling to Milan for a photoshoot, but alleges she instead was drugged and stuffed into a suitcase by two attackers.
"You and your private jet photos..."
What do you do that makes all the difference?
I'm never doing dishes again.
Here are some of the most interesting and powerful photo stories from across the web.
Moral of the story: The rich and famous get more rich and famous!! Meanwhile, we're poor and rotting.
Can't stop, won't stop.
*slightly smiling face emoji*
This is the cutest shit I've ever seen.
Take a paws for your floofy adventure.
"I gave myself TIME. I gave myself LOVE."
"So apparently Jay-Z's "Moonlight" video is appropriating white culture but Friends being a rip(spin)off of 'Living Single' isn't."
The memo argues that Google should not offer programs for racial minorities or women. Update: Management responded to the document Saturday.
The host sent graphic pictures to at least two colleagues at Fox Business and one colleague at Fox News on separate occasions, according to a new Huffington Post report.
This one is for any kid who got booted from the internet every time their mom tried to make a phone call.
It's the golden age of television, y'all.
Step aside, mom friend. There's a new sheriff in town.
Anne Hathaway Celebrated The 16th Anniversary Of "The Princess Diaries," So Is There Hope For Another Movie?
Hits play on "Miracles Happen." Waits patiently.
Why were bathing suits ever made out of wool?
An improvised explosive device caused the blast, which occurred early Saturday morning. There were no injuries.
All your umma's favorite recipes and more.
"What sort of antiquated rich guy bullshit is it where Batman still makes Alfred call him MASTER Wayne?"
Hey, here's why you suck.
"Hi, my name is Jen and I like knives!"
Practical AND cheap?! Say it isn't so!
Breast? Bottle? Honestly they just need to eat.
*blasts "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood*
"My superpower is hiding from other moms at kids' birthday parties."
"Softer-than-soft" is a pretty ~ballsy~ claim, so I decided to investigate.
Get in, loser, we're going shopping.
Nothing but love in the Old Country Store.
And it smells like a regular candle. I'm obsessed!
What do your friends come to you for?
Seven years of sex.
The no vote is a stumbling block for the United Auto Workers, which has been trying to organize workers in the South for more than a decade.
Strategies for saving a few more bucks this month.
Simple gifts you can give to your friends and family...or yourself.
Stuffed shells as an app? Sign me up!
They're still very good boys.
And you thought school supply shopping couldn't be any MORE fun!
Make mealtime fun.
“It is important that the law and any guidelines protect and not hinder the police in their vital role of keeping Londoners safe, including when it comes to pursuing suspects on mopeds," a spokesperson told BuzzFeed News.
"It is the most loving, positive place I've ever been."
"My wallet's seen better days." —you after reading this post
Kids can change a person.
Olhe o seu pão de forma de todo dia com outros olhos.
It's not me, it's you.
Hertz told customers through robocalls that it is canceling their reservations due to overbooking during the weekend of the eclipse.
You don't need big bucks to live in style.
Twenty-three of the 26 personnel on board the aircraft were rescued following the incident.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
These are the people the president surrounds himself with when he's out of DC.
Because we all know *that* person.
You'll want to get pregnant just to use these.
Many of our houses are actually older than the USA itself.
Pretend to treat yourself!
Swift alleges that a DJ in Colorado lifted her skirt and grabbed her butt during a VIP photo op in 2013. The DJ claims her accusations are false and cost him his career. Now a jury will decide.
When you have Idris Elba playing some cowboy version of an Arthurian knight in The Dark Tower, why in the multiverse would you shift focus to an annoying kid?
Dippe den Fisch in die Avocado und lass es dir gut gehen!
Größerer BH = Mehr Snacks. Mehr Snacks = Größer aussehende Brüste.
The women were all groomed and forced into prostitution as teenagers and have since then been treated as criminals.
"Papa wird jetzt sterben."
Spring, summer, fall, or winter?
With the Eurosceptic party having achieved its founding objective, it's now coming under increasing influence from the anti-Islam alt-right.
Anne Frank, Barbara Walters und Martin Luther King Jr. wurden alle im selben Jahr geboren.
How easily do you cry?
Blend blend blend!
Vintage girl living in a modern world.
Are you sesquipedalian or not very big on words?
Attention : cet article contient des spoilers pour toute la série.
“I’d love to shag in your toilet, if only I could get in.”
*Part en courant*
Gabby Edlin distribue des milliers de serviettes hygiéniques et de tampons à des réfugiées qui n'ont pas les moyens de se les acheter. «Les produits d'hygiène féminine sont aussi essentiels que la nourriture» explique-t-elle à BuzzFeed News.
Et non, le «squirting» n'est pas la même chose que l'éjaculation féminine.
"No one ever thinks that they may end up becoming disabled, but why should it stop me? I still have the same dreams and aspirations as anyone else.”
We will not break faith today!
If the color fits, wear it.
Australian Same-Sex Couples Married Overseas Can't Get Divorced, And The UN Says It's A Breach Of Human Rights
"For me, it’s the final nail in the coffin for same-sex marriage prohibition."
Cory Bernardi Is Still On The Liberal Party's Internal Mailing List, Six Months After He Quit The Party
Exclusive: BuzzFeed News can reveal Cory Bernardi has been receiving confidential Liberal Party emails for six months.
The president has ordered a review to determine if 27 national monuments should be altered or even nullified. So far, only one has been recommended for changes.
We'll be back on Monday with more news.
Dear, have a vodka and enjoy the quiz.
"They are leaving out of sheer desperation, anxiety, and fear.”
Maybe next time.
This is major.
Please pack your knives and go.
We are always right.
Holla at me, healthy fats.