A game show host who doubles as a thirst trap. Who is Alex Trebek?
BRB packing my bags and moving to South Dakota where I can actually afford to date someone.
"If this year doesn’t play out like an A24 indie coming of age film what’s even the point."
Catch me sipping Slurpees while you basics sip your tea.
Nothing but respect for MY funky white sister.
Queer Eye but it's five female coworkers reading my email draft to make sure I sound authoritative but not bitchy.
Oh, so guac costs extra? That ain't no problem.
A Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep duet would honestly save the world.
I can't believe we're only halfway through 2018 and we've already had to tell people to stop eating Tide Pods and stop jumping out of cars.
John Cena: wrestler, actor, and now bodyguard.
"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me."
I don't know if I should pet this cat or shake her hand!?
Turn your funeral into a pool party in less than 60 seconds.
"Day drinking in this kinda heat was pretty much exercise."
"There is no reason you can't work and I will not tolerate drama."
Some say Neymar is still rolling on the ground this very minute.
I was not ready to cry like this.