Delaney Strunk
Alex Trebek Grew A Beard And Has Officially Reached Peak Daddy Status
A game show host who doubles as a thirst trap. Who is Alex Trebek?
Delaney Strunk
• 3 months ago
Here's The Average Cost Of A Date Night In Every State, And Wow, I'm Too Broke To Date
BRB packing my bags and moving to South Dakota where I can actually afford to date someone.
Delaney Strunk
• 3 months ago
19 Hilarious Tweets Only True A24 Fans Will Understand
"If this year doesn’t play out like an A24 indie coming of age film what’s even the point."
Delaney Strunk
• 3 months ago
7-Eleven Is Giving Away Free Slurpees All Week, And My Body Is Ready
Catch me sipping Slurpees while you basics sip your tea.
Delaney Strunk
• 4 months ago
Stop What You're Doing And Watch This Woman Kill Her Rendition Of Missy Elliott's "Work It"
Nothing but respect for MY funky white sister.
Delaney Strunk
• 4 months ago
17 "Queer Eye" Spinoffs You Didn't Know You Needed In Life
Queer Eye but it's five female coworkers reading my email draft to make sure I sound authoritative but not bitchy.
Delaney Strunk
• 4 months ago
Definitive Proof That Mascots Hustle Harder Than You Do
Mascots are people too.
Delaney Strunk
• 4 months ago
15 Tweets That'll Make You Say "That Ain't No Problem"
Oh, so guac costs extra? That ain't no problem.
Delaney Strunk
• 4 months ago
Tom Hanks Almost Starred In "Mamma Mia!" And I Wish I Lived In That Alternate Timeline
A Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep duet would honestly save the world.
Delaney Strunk
• 4 months ago
People Are Literally Jumping Out Of Moving Cars For The #InMyFeelings Challenge
I can't believe we're only halfway through 2018 and we've already had to tell people to stop eating Tide Pods and stop jumping out of cars.
Delaney Strunk
• 4 months ago
Number One BTS Fan, John Cena, Just Offered To Be Their Bodyguard
John Cena: wrestler, actor, and now bodyguard.
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago
Someone Bought An Expired "Grow In Water" Baby Egg And Holy God It's Terrifying
"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me."
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago
Is It Just Me Or Does This Cat Have A Human Face?
I don't know if I should pet this cat or shake her hand!?
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago
This Coffin Pool Float Is My Actual Nightmare But I Still Kind Of Want To Buy It
Turn your funeral into a pool party in less than 60 seconds.
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago
19 Tweets For Anyone Who's Literally Melting In This Heat Wave
"Day drinking in this kinda heat was pretty much exercise."
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago
A Manager Shamed This Mom For Calling Out Of Work Because Her Son Is On Life Support
"There is no reason you can't work and I will not tolerate drama."
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago
This Artist Turned Herself Into Squidward Using Only Drugstore Products And I'm Amazed And Terrified
I can't look away.
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago
Neymar Overreacting After Being Fouled Is Exactly What I Look Like After Stubbing My Toe
Some say Neymar is still rolling on the ground this very minute.
Delaney Strunk
• 5 months ago