August 21, 2017
Why did a chicken burger go to space before me?
What do wish you could actually say to your customers?
Darebin Council voted to support #changethedate and abandon ceremonies on January 26.
Celebs are just like us — well, at least when it comes to once in a lifetime events.
Three spears, three dragons.
NSFPS: Not Safe For Produce Sections
All Hayley and Mateo's Children, a spin-off.
Chocolate Frogs, Fizzing Whizbees, oh my!
Who craves vegetables in the third trimester? The Greatest Of All Time, that's who.
"Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum."
Try screaming while having a nightmare. You can't.
There's been hardly any research into most residents of the deep oceans, despite it being the biggest habitat on Earth – and it's making them harder to protect, according to a new review.
No lo sé, Rick. Parece falso.
This is what dreams are made of.
Nathaniel Richmond, father of Ma'lik Richmond, was killed by a probation officer after authorities said he ambushed a judge outside the Steubenville, Ohio, courthouse.
Is "gimp" vs "lanyard" a regional thing? Help us find out.
"SANSA AND ARYA NEED TO STOP COMPARING THEIR SUFFERING!" Warning: Lots of spoilers ahead!
The decision to add several thousand more US troops to the fight comes after eight months of deliberation and nearly 16 years of war.
Spoilers, of course.
You're bound to fall in love with at least one of these tunes.
El nuevo: "tómame una foto como si no me doy cuenta".
"Conselho: doe-se, doa o que doer".
To coincide with the 30th anniversary of the film Dirty Dancing, here's a look back at how cool the dance floor looked during the '50s and '60s.
*slowly closes the door*
Secretly, we all want to be Manny.
BBC is the first international broadcaster to use a language spoken by millions in West Africa.
**Bends the knee to both**
O fenômeno aconteceu no hemisfério norte, mas mesmo assim a gente deu um jeito de participar.
Este quiz está de pelos, si ya no eres parte de ~la chaviza~.
We are rooting for this guy.
"American Horror Story: Cult" Just Released The Opening Titles And They Are Just As Political As Promised
Because everyone wants to re-live the 2016 Election.
Didn't make it outside? We got you.
Órgão, que autorregula a publicidade brasileira, levou ao ar campanha que fala sobre representatividade. Houve críticas de que Conar reduziu temas sérios, como orientação sexual e racismo, a "gosto pessoal".
Nossos pais nos enganaram! :-O
Tell us about your favorite tearjerkers!
Old rivalries never die.
You might not worry about companies censoring Nazis. But you should be worried about the unelected bros of Silicon Valley being the judge and jury.
You're not alone.
Police caught the man before he managed to do anything to the statue in Houston. But charging documents say he had nitroglycerin when officers found him.
Acusação formal da Procuradoria-Geral da República se baseia em suspeita de favorecer o grupo Gerdau. A defesa nega.
The president of the United States was handed protective glasses to wear for the remainder of his time spent staring at the sun.
"I'm winded after putting a fitted sheet on my bed."
Do we really have to do this?
Don't be too scared to find out.
Diane Keaton > eclipse.
The Ohio Democrat easily won reelection even as many of his longtime Democratic constituents went for Trump. He thinks he knows what Democrats did wrong, and he wants to spread that wisdom — funnily enough, in all kinds of early primary states.
♫ I've had the time of my liiiiife. ♫
The president and CEO of the Thurgood Marshall College Fund sent a letter to the White House with a simple recommendation for next month’s HBCU conference: Don’t do this — at least, not right now. But the White House is going forward as it continues to deal with fallout after Trump defended a white supremacist rally as including “some very fine people.”
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Honestly, he would've been great in the role.
WTH is the difference between "seeing someone" and "dating someone"? Asking for a friend.
Don't chase the quaffle if you see the snitch.
I guess there's still some bad blood?
Só é misto quente mesmo se for cortadinho na diagonal.
Cerca de 300 años mirando al Sol en imágenes.
Do you really know how much it costs to live in the land of the free?
El espectáculo astronómico ha paralizado al país.
For these adventurous scientists, eclipses open a rare window to study the crown of ultrahot material that surrounds the sun. BuzzFeed News joined them near Mackay, Idaho.
Questions remain about the incident, which took place a week after the violence at UVA, and days after Trump's widely repudiated remarks. "Our campus is a space for educational engagement to occur between both those who do and do not share our values," university officials responded.
Use your noodle.
How many fart-noise generators does one smart home device have to have?
Here's how to stay in the loop on what's happening online every day.
Eclipse glasses are very 2017.
"No regrets. I don't think you can be an online creator and think that you made any big mistakes."
Turn around... night lies?
"So after reading tons of advice about how i shouldn’t look at the sun even through dark ass glasses, i looked at the sun."
Guess that cone gettin' eatin'.
Apenas pessoas com um nível de humor sofisticado vão entender.
Every major Android release takes on a new candy name. Dave Burke, VP of engineering for Android, explains what makes this year’s — the Oreo — so sweet.
Estos fueron los tuits más hermosos que nos regaló el eclipse en México.
Movers and Shakers is a list of products on Amazon that are currently rising in the ranking. This week: a ruffled maxi dress, squatty potty, and liquid eyeliner.
"Dijo que me veía distinta a lo que esperaba y me ofreció dinero para la gasolina para que me fuera".
"It was like... an eclips-phany."
A gente sabe mais sobre você na cama do que você imagina.
Determinação para que agentes da Polícia Federal usem balaclavas — a "touca ninja" — só aconteceu após Newton Ishii já ter ficado famoso.
Store your school supplies in style.
They're movie icons.
“I’m peeling like a snake!"
Anissa Weier pleaded guilty to a lesser charge for her role in the 2014 stabbing that was intended to appease the internet meme Slender Man.
It's the small things that count.
Las gafas aquí significan que ya estoy esperando el eclipse.
Lights, camera, action!
"Pawnee, _____: First in friendship, fourth in obesity."
Bling bling for your thing thing.
¿Quién dijo que la moda era cuestión de géneros?
Somos todos Wildcats!
Uma retrospectiva dos melhores momentos deste querido personagem. Aviso: contém spoilers.
"If I miss the opportunity to bask in the magic of the eclipse bc of this wack ass fog I'm gonna lose it."
Seeing is believing.
If only we could travel there as fast as they do on the show.
"When someone tells you not to look up at the sun today even though of course you knew that, that's moonsplaining." — Rachel Dratch
The Fire Nation best get ready.
You've definitely eaten your entire syn allowance in one go. Multiple times.
Don't tell me what to do.
Tell us where you get your budget beauty buys!
Here's everything you need to know about the alternate theory of the universe.
"With liberty and fraternity for all."
"Friends, how many of us have them?"
"They're out EVERYWHERE."
Deals on an Amazon Echo, first aid kit, easy-release ice cube molds, and more!
Todos han crecido muchísimo.
Ah, the memories.
Can't we all just get along?
"Damn, I had no idea Taylor Swift was feuding with the eclipse.."
Looks like Kylie is dating someone new.
Shh, they'll never notice.
Wedding season is your favourite time of year.
"Apparently Fifty Shades of Grey isn't a film about Aberdeen."
Because honestly, we could all use some lighthearted viewing.
Seriously though, why am I like this?
"Fala o que foi. O que está doendo?"
When they've taken the day off and haven't told you.
ĴĔ VŐÚŚ РÁŔĹĔ Ď'ÚŃ ŤĔМРŚ QÚĔ ĹĔŚ МŐĨŃŚ ĎĔ 20 ÁŃŚ ŃĔ РĔÚVĔŃŤ РÁŚ ČŐŃŃÁîŤŔĔ.
"Confederate monuments have become symbols of modern white supremacy and neo-Nazism," the university's president said.
As definições compiladas no livro "Casa das Estrelas", de 2013, têm feito sucesso na internet de tão sinceronas que as crianças são.
ARE WE ABOUT TO GET DARK TAYLOR???
Fue hace 26 años. Chance ni habías nacido.
É impossível, mas boa sorte!
Deals at Urban Outfitters, ModCloth, BloomThat, and more!
If one of their arms is cut off, the arm will often just continue on as though nothing has happened for several hours.
Esta teoria vai mudar ABSOLUTAMENTE TUDO que você pensa sobre a série.
Get your knitting needles ready.
Bong! Bong! Bong!
Não há nada como o combo soneca + sexo no sábado à tarde.
Por que os vibradores pareciam batedeiras? E por que as pessoas nadavam de macacão?
Are you a UK property expert?
"Humans cause war. Thus, only humans can prevent it."
Cuídate de los reptilianos y las cabras alienígenas.
I went to the Whitney Plantation Museum to see if America is ready to reckon with its past.
A spokesperson for the Clara Lionel Foundation told BuzzFeed News the entirety of the story reported in Barbados Today and Global News is "untrue and completely inaccurate".
"One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage."
For when its summer *outside* but winter *inside*.
"I'm not ready for the eclipse...I haven't even seen New Moon!"
"Ja, erklär es doch gern zum drölfzigsten Mal. Ich höre zu."
Defense Secretary James Mattis reportedly received authorization in June to send as many as 3,900 troops to Afghanistan.
Eine Angela Merkel Zitronenpresse???
Muss ich wirklich noch Spoiler sagen?
Share your genius.
Dein "Starterpack" Starterpack.
Das Wort "Cuntcake" ist gefallen..
"Werbung für Shades of Grey oder doch ein FDP Wahlplakat – man weiß es nicht."
One-stop shopping for the coolest products you didn't know you needed.
"All kids are dicks, man."
Disabled People Say They Are Still Being Denied Priority Spaces On Buses Despite A High Court Ruling
Transport for All told BuzzFeed News they still hear many shocking cases of wheelchair users being denied access to buses every day.
De acuerdo con este estudio, las mujeres mexicanas sufren violencia en la calle, sus casas y sus trabajos
El 34.2% de las mujeres de 15 años o más ha sufrido intimidación, acoso, abuso o violación sexual en las calles de México, de acuerdo con el INEGI.
"Nobody says 'Wooooooow' longer than a guy who has been accused of something he did."
Time to settle the score.
Mais pourquoi n'apprend-on pas à enfiler les housses de couette facilement à l'école?
Nur die Harten kommen durch!
Des napperons. PARTOUT. SOUS TOUT ET N'IMPORTE QUOI.
Who needs flowers when you can have a pup?
Avez-vous une mémoire hors norme?
"This whole outrage surrounding Grace Mugabe puzzles me, did people really expect some form of justice?"
Nobody does drunk food better.
A lol in 140 characters.
The president continues to attack other Republicans and avoid answering questions about his wall. Here's what's going on in Washington this week.
"From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G!"
More than 1.83 lakh people have been displaced and over 28 people have died in the second wave of floods this year.
"Da habe ich versucht, ein Spannbettlaken zusammenzulegen."
How well do you remember the show?
Le magazine féminin du Parisien a publié un article pour éliminer le «pli sous la fesse», un truc qui existe sous 99% des fesses. Nous décidons d'aller plus loin.
"The eclipse is better than Game of Thrones because it's the first thing the West Coast will ever get first."
New analysis suggests women are now earning nearly 20% less than men in Scotland's health service.
¿Serias capaz de recodar todo lo que pasó en el Zurbarán?
This map shows live traffic conditions. It’s likely to get ugly.
You could say, they're on a (sausage) roll.
It's safe to say we're feeling a little left out.
Do you agree with most people?
"This will change the way people view online abuse," Newham councillor Seyi Akiwowo, who was targeted by racist trolls, told BuzzFeed News.
Sitzen ist schwieriger als es aussieht.
Twitter is a beautiful, glorious place. H/T r/facepalm
Wenn sich der Bügel durch den BH bohrt und dir ganz bestimmt gleich mitten in die Lunge sticht.
"WAS IST LETZTE PREIS DANKE"
Qui pouvait se douter que les citrons faisaient aussi peur?
People keep giving rebellious Asian characters the same hair and it's really damn frustrating.
Time to get your planning on!
Sie sind einfach etwas zu direkt.
"They followed my car... It was like a power trip for them."
Un vecino en los corazones de toda España, querréis decir.
Warum sahen Vibratoren aus wie Schneebesen?
It was the first total solar eclipse to sweep the US coast to coast in nearly a century — starting in Oregon and coming to an end in South Carolina.
Sie sind lesbisch. Sie sind ein Paar. Und sie sind die ersten Schützenköniginnen seit 111 Jahren.
They've been building to this all season. Warning: Contains spoilers.
Ein Rückblick auf seine schönsten Momente. Und: MEGARIESENSUPERSPOILER!
Avec un nombre étonnamment élevé d'organes génitaux.
Comme ces douloureuses ampoules que provoquent une nouvelle paire de chaussures.
Check(list) your privilege.
*buys a bunch of makeup*
Toda estatua de un perro es una buena estatua.
A Peter Dinklage no le gusta lo que algunos fans de "Game of Thrones" están haciendo con los huskies
"Esto perjudica a todos los pobres perros sin familia que están en refugios esperando encontrar un buen hogar".
Australians still don't know if their Medicare cards are compromised.
A ver, que me explico.
Takin' it back to primary school geography.
A fatal stabbing by a Northwestern University professor and an Oxford University employee was part of an elaborate fantasy, prosecutors said.
Wohl eher Der König der Lügen!
Buzz feed has secret funcitons! Press ALT+SHIFT+X to see one now!
"We literally sell tea towels and tote bags to raise money for abortions."
"It is not your fucking body and you do not fucking grab at someone. Not at my fucking show.”
Cuidado: Aqui a noite é escura e os spoilers estão por todos os lados.
"She might be heading for warmer temps but it looks like Dany is anticipating about 6-8 inches of Snow."
At least 40,000 people turned out to protest a right-wing event in Boston, Trump will address the nation on the war in Afghanistan, Lyft is partnering with an anti-discrimination group to train drivers on handling white supremacists, and Kendall Jenner is under fire (yet again).
I am a ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman ⚫️ writer looking for ⚪️ friends ⚪️ peace ⚫️ original content.
Conclusión: Game of Thrones es malo para la salud. Y, obvio spoilers aquí abajo.
Winter is here and things just got really real. WARNING: Spoilers ahead!
All aboard this ship. Warning: Contains spoilers.
The US Navy said they have recovered the bodies of 10 sailors who have been missing after a guided-missile destroyer collided with a merchant vessel in the ocean near Singapore.
"Jon Snow acordando peladão com a Dany só observando. SEI".
A look back at this character's best moments. Warning: Contains spoilers.
"You're doing ISIS's work for them."
SWIFTIES ARE LIVING.
Will your Disney Channel knowledge stand the test of time?
Cheer up! At least you're not a door that leads nowhere.
Mmmmm Mushroom Soup Pringles.
Are you ready for some turtle soup and pheasant?
"If things do not change these women will unwillingly become mothers if they do not kill themselves first."