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18 Tweets About Fuckboys That Are Way, Way Too Funny And Real

"Nobody says 'Wooooooow' longer than a guy who has been accused of something he did."

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"I'm not looking for a relationship, but let's do everything that a relationship consists of as I continue calling… https://t.co/cwpBpQErqP

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me: *blocks a boy that does not care about me on a social media he probably rarely checks* me: that'll show him

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3.

Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/

4.

me: he's trash i'm deleting his number & never speaking to him again him: hi me:

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Boy: I'm not really interested I just wanna waste your time Me:

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The bachelor is just like real life except girls don't find out there's other contestants until about week 7 or 8

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me after I get my heart broken by a boy who i knew was going to hurt me in the end but i got too emotionally invest… https://t.co/kKGRQ192Vs

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Has anyone ever noticed that if you text a guy asking him 2 questions he can only ever acknowledge 1 of them, no matter what it is

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When guys post a pic with their mom captioned "wouldn't be the man I am today without you" and they ain't shit

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me after telling my girls i think i found a man and then they ask about him 2 days later

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Me telling my friends to cut a guy off vs. when they tell me to cut a guy off

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Texting guys "What are we?" all summer '17 so they leave me alone.

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nobody says "Wooooooow" longer than a guy who has been accused of something he did

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When a guy likes you vs when you actually start liking him back

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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

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when u boutta watch his snap story and ur prepared for whatever ur about to see

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how did this picture just tell me it wants to know everything about me and then stop talking to me after two weeks

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