August 24 was the cut-off — if you come of voting age after that, too bad.
We've come a long way since sperm brows.
I'm so ready for you, summer.
Oh to be a fly on the wall of a primary school today.
Why am I suddenly craving fairy bread and overripe mangoes?
Grab one of Dad's old t-shirts because it's art time.
How many hours did we spend building Marble Mazes for a minute of satisfaction?
I said, are you gonna... pass this test?
Don't let anyone tell you that theatre isn't hardcore.
Our internet may be slow, but our gossip always gets home fast.
Raised in Australia is one thing, but how many were actually born here?
It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll...
Definitive proof that Australian television peaked in 2009.
Those were the days...
No, I cannot make you look like Kylie Jenner.
Why did a chicken burger go to space before me?
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