On this day in history, August 21, 2017, aka solar eclipse day, everybody is losing their goddamn minds because Taylor Alison Swift is UP TO SOMETHING.
Since Taylor has quite literally eclipsed the eclipse, people are writing perfect tweets about it and I am totally HERE FOR IT. Here are some of the best ones:
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In 30 minutes, as a show of power, @taylorswift13 will blot out the sun.
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Everyone else, zeros: Watching the eclipse, taking in the world's beauty Me, a hero: Staying online in case Taylor Swift drops a new album
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solar eclipse: hey guys i'm coming tod— taylor swift:
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I don't know if I'm reading this right but somehow Taylor Swift made this eclipse possible so prepare yourselves
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taylor swift out here about to drop an album during the eclipse so your eyes AND ears can burn from the majesty
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Today I am thankful for Taylor Swift and the eclipse because for one shining day we are tweeting beautiful nonsense.
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Breaking: Taylor Swift somehow manages to upstage the sun and moon during #SolarEclipse2017
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If Taylor Swift releases her new single during the eclipse, she will be definitely the best market artist on the pl… https://t.co/FMwrHe5UH7
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The solar eclipse is cancelled due to Taylor Swift tweeting a gif of a snake & coming to take over the world, thanks for your understanding.
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Trump: Can I upend solar eclipse coverage with a tweet? Taylor Swift: Hold my beer. https://t.co/piTAnO3394
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@JosephKahn @taylorswift13 The solar eclipse is truly a thing of beauty
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TAYLOR SWIFT WANTS ME DEAD IM GONNA LOOK AT THE ECLIPSE WITH NO GLASSES
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taylor swift really just stole the spotlight from the sun
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CANCEL THE SOLAR ECLIPSE #TAYLORSWIFT IS ABOUT TO RELEASE HER ALBUM THE WORLD IS GOING TO EXPLODE THIS IS TOO MUCH #TS6ISCOMIMG
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I'm: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 waiting for the eclipse to end so i can see the new Taylor Swift era
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Only Taylor Swift could out hype a solar eclipse💁🏻 https://t.co/ZvGP8mlRxR
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2:44pm: Taylor Swift steps out of the blackened sun, eyes ablaze, declaring this her new kingdom
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can you believe taylor swift aligned the sun and the moon perfectly to create a solar eclipse just so she could release her new album
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Damn, I had no idea that Taylor Swift was feuding with the eclipse. https://t.co/4h2mx0UaOY
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Taylor Swift, queen of marketing, releasing a new song during the eclipse? Let's see
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trying to focus at work when both the sun and taylor swift are both being extremely extra today