1. Someone needs to tell this pear to chill.
2. Some kind of exotic fruit, or just really bad cellulite?
3. Oh my. I'm blushing over here.
4. You have to be a real pervert to do this to a potato.
5. Uhm... WHAT?
6. Man, I've never seen a pepper so thicc.
7. Or a more explicit orange.
8. Okay, a little smaller than average, but it's all about what you can do with it.
9. Nothing sexier than a strawberry with a lot of back.
10. This carrot charges by the hour.
11. Looks like it's a little cold wherever these lemons are grown.
12. Maybe these squashes would feel a little more comfortable on a nude beach somewhere.
13. Gives new meaning to the 🍆 emoji.
14. Wow, that's one hung citrus fruit.
15. This pear is thicker than the bowl of oatmeal it will be sliced onto and eaten with.
16. *covers eyes in modesty*
17. Wow. We're going to have to put a graphic image filter on this one.
18. These tomatoes seem like they were destined for one another.
19. I'm not even sure what these are, but I know what they remind me of!
This post was translated from Spanish.