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19 Fruits And Vegetable That Will Straight Up Make You Horny

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1. Someone needs to tell this pear to chill.

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2. Some kind of exotic fruit, or just really bad cellulite?

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3. Oh my. I'm blushing over here.

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4. You have to be a real pervert to do this to a potato.

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5. Uhm... WHAT?

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6. Man, I've never seen a pepper so thicc.

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7. Or a more explicit orange.

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8. Okay, a little smaller than average, but it's all about what you can do with it.

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9. Nothing sexier than a strawberry with a lot of back.

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10. This carrot charges by the hour.

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11. Looks like it's a little cold wherever these lemons are grown.

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12. Maybe these squashes would feel a little more comfortable on a nude beach somewhere.

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13. Gives new meaning to the 🍆 emoji.

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14. Wow, that's one hung citrus fruit.

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15. This pear is thicker than the bowl of oatmeal it will be sliced onto and eaten with.

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16. *covers eyes in modesty*

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17. Wow. We're going to have to put a graphic image filter on this one.

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18. These tomatoes seem like they were destined for one another.

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19. I'm not even sure what these are, but I know what they remind me of!

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This post was translated from Spanish.

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