"Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum."
"Someone tell me why my mom just texted me a video of our dog taking a dump without any context."
I am a child of the sea.
They can even make petty theft iconic.
"We shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited."
"My sisters are the most genuine people I've ever met and push me to be a better person every day."
There are more lyrics to "Soft Kitty"!
Move it, Football Head!
"She's not my honey, she's a skanky bitch."
Sorority Girls, We Want To Know The Biggest Misconceptions About Sorority Life You Never Want To Hear Again
"They literally just buy their friends."
TBT to when they only knew how to do laundry because they saw it in a movie once.
Everyone knows those obnoxious fellows who prance around the library like its their kingdom — maybe you're even one of them!
Because your home is obviously in the ocean swimming with your pod of BFF's.