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    Posted on Aug 10, 2017

    Just 19 Times Captain Jack Sparrow Was Actually A Hilarious Masterpiece

    "We shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited."

    1. That one time he deviated from the script to celebrate soil...

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    2. ...even though he didn't quite understand its purpose.

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    3. When his ship was literally sinking so he just stepped onto a nearby dock.

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    4. When he really knew how to make a girl feel special.

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    5. When his memory was hazy.

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    6. When he chose to demonstrate the kindness of his soul.

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    7. When he judged Barbossa's styling choices.

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    8. When he gave this very important yet ~unique~ set of instructions.

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    9. When he was about to cry real tears over the fact Elizabeth burned the rum.

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    Why would anyone ever?

    10. When he had this ~clever~ idea.

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    11. When he was all like: "LOL ya for sure, I'll keep my eyes peeled."

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    12. When he ~clearly~ put selective hearing to use.

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    13. When he decided to throw a very exclusive shindig.

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    14. When he rattled off this ~extraordinary~ diss.

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    15. When he was lowkey the most truthful person on the island.

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    16. When he accepted this insult as an affirmation.

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    17. When he was trying to make a dramatic exit, but literally fell short.

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    18. When he was like: "WTF, stop?"

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    19. And alas, when he told his father that lighting ~truly~ was everything.

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