1. When Paris took Walmart's name just a bit too literally. FOX / E! / Via y2k-aesthetic.tumblr.com 2. When they already ate some of their food but asked if they could give back what was left. FOX / E! 3. When the ~generic brand~ at the grocery store was a totally new and foreign concept to them. FOX / E! 4. When Paris asked a pretty reasonable question. FOX / E! 5. When they ~thankfully~ knew how to do a simple chore because one of them once saw it in a movie. FOX / E! Paris: "I don't know how to do laundry, do you?"Nicole: "I saw it in a movie." 6. When all they really wanted to do was revamp the cattle. FOX / E! / Via angelstills.tumblr.com 7. When Paris decided to ditch the traditional pan and cook bacon her own way. FOX / E! 8. When Nicole struggled to figure out which side of her hand was up. FOX / E! / Via hilton-richie.tumblr.com Nicole: "Which is the top of your hand and which is the bottom?" 9. When Paris gave an extraordinarily impressive and specific set of directions after they got lost in the mountains. FOX / E! / Via queenmichael.tumblr.com Paris: "Hi, um, we're up in the mountains and we need to be rescued. We're in between, like, five mountains with trees everywhere." 10. When Nicole thought a hug could pay for her very expensive bill. FOX / E! Cashier: "Your balance is $225.55."Nicole: "How about a hug instead?" 11. When they showcased their vast knowledge of America. FOX / E! Nicole: "Is Jersey a city or a state?" 12. When Paris had clearly never heard of a cow bell before. FOX / E! / Via softboiledmoon.tumblr.com Paris: "Who knew you could wake a cow with a bell?" 13. When Paris asked this extremely understandable and important question in the snack aisle. FOX / E! / Via cady-heroine.tumblr.com Paris: "Do they sell Marc Jacobs or Chanel in this grocery store?" 14. When the grading scale just didn't quite make sense. FOX / E! / Via danieldean.tumblr.com Nicole: "E was a failing grade."Paris: "I thought E was for 'excellent.'" 15. When Paris tried really, really hard to remember what tin foil was called. FOX / E! / Via softboiledmoon.tumblr.com Paris: "Do you have that silver stuff that you wrap sandwiches with?" 16. When Nicole completely disregarded the question at hand. FOX / E! / Via danieldean.tumblr.com 17. And finally, when Paris felt it was her right — no, actually, her duty — to sunbathe in the drive-thru window. FOX / E!