"The only time u should be pouring cereal into the milk is when you’re on ur 2nd bowl and the milk’s from the 1st."
All are pawsitively purrfect!
"When you've got X Factor at 8 but the Triwizard Tournament at 9."
There's nothing like an office holiday party.
Let your holiday cheer lead you there.
Myspace really had us publicly ranking our friends 1-8.
"We need a Pixar movie about squirrels living on a college campus."
If Chick-fil-A says I don’t need chicken on Sundays, then I don’t need chicken on Sundays.
Where are all the smarty pants?
“Is this one of those things food will fix or are you fr fr mad?”
What does your heart tell you?