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me: hi my dog hearing a bag of shredded cheese being opened in the kitchen:
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Yo when I tell you I am fucking WEAK AT MY BROTHER 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Y’all EDC Mexico had a ramen guy and i was totally here for it 😂
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I’m at Sephora and the makeup artist asked this lady if she was allergic to anything and she said “shrimp”
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Oh my god that’s horrible, this is so unhealthy for you ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ¹⁰ https://t.co/p69qxGU17c
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I ordered McDonalds from DoorDash today, and I offered the dasher some fries and he said “nah I’m good I already had some”
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the only time u should be pouring cereal into the milk is when you’re on ur 2nd bowl and the milk’s from the 1st https://t.co/BHpIUUmooZ
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Apple juice is better than orange juice. No debate needed.
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Visiting my Grandma in Wisconsin and I open up the local paper.
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Dawg please press play
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I’m the Céline Dion of eating brunch.
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Honeydew melon getting ready to ruin another fruit salad
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✨fresh set 💅🏻✨
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Breakfast is the most versatile meal, you can eat it at 8 am or 8 pm and it’s gonna slap either way https://t.co/JNJUx1ulfE
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I have a great vegan sushi recipe if anyone is interested
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nobody: Rotisserie chicken in the oven:
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Rihanna said there’s food at home https://t.co/dG3J8HSXJZ
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Authentic Italian cooking thank u Costco
