"Maybe the pain is just in your head." ER CAN YOU NOT?
You've definitely eaten your entire syn allowance in one go. Multiple times.
If you squint really hard it might just look like the real thing.
There's a lot less sex and drugs than you might think.
Sure, being your own boss can be fun, but sometimes it's a drag.
Set up an online shop, they said. It'll be fun, they said.