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21 Slightly Strange Things Everyone On Weight Watchers Has Eaten

If you squint really hard it might just look like the real thing.

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1. Cauliflower pizza.

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Smashed up cauliflower instead of a bread base does not a pizza make.

2. Spring rolls in a tortilla wrap.

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Some people even use lasagne sheets.

3. Diet sweets, even if they may have a laxative effect.

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4. Courgetti, butternut noodles, and carrot spaghetti.

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Fake carbs, basically. Try as you might, spiraled courgette will never taste as good as the real thing.

5. Banana pancakes.

They're alright if you like eggy tasting banana.
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They're alright if you like eggy tasting banana.

6. Choc shot.

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It's made out of fruit, but tastes of dark chocolate. If that's not witchcraft I don't know what is.

7. Fake versions of desserts.

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Anyone for lemon meringue pie made out of pikelets, lemon curd, and marshmallow fluff?

8. Rice cakes.

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They have no business calling themselves cake at all.

9. A LOT of fruit.

Eating only fruit for lunch means more points for wine later.
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Eating only fruit for lunch means more points for wine later.

10. Squaffles… Yes, squaffles.

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They may sound like something from Harry Potter, but they're basically butternut squash cut into various shapes for those that are trying to cut down on potatoes.

11. Baked oats.

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Bored of porridge? Stick it in the oven and pretend it's cake.

12. Egg muffins.

No, not the McDonald's breakfast glory, but a tiny omelette parading as a muffin.
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No, not the McDonald's breakfast glory, but a tiny omelette parading as a muffin.

13. Whatever these are.

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Any idea? Answers on a postcard!

14. Sandwich thins.

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Love bread and want to convince yourself you can still have it? Try a sandwich thin!

15. Lettuce as a wrap.

It's just so green.
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It's just so green.

16. Low fat sausages.

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Some are better than others, generally they're a lot smaller and tougher than what you actually want though.

17. Mixes of weird food combinations.

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You fill up your plate with salad even if it's with baked beans, so there's less space for chips.

18. Fake chips.

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Cutting up carrots to look like chips and roasting them, doesn't make them taste like chips. Sad face.

19. Food arranged in patterns or rainbows.

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It's still not chocolate though, is it.

20. Weight Watchers ready meals.

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Sure, they're low in points but at first they seem kind of small.

21. And tiny ice creams.

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What is this, an ice cream for ants?!

But it's all worth it when you see the results!