Will you eat your leftover pizza in SoBe or Myrtle?
Fix it, Jesus. P(r)each it, Jesus.
Your cheese opinions better be gouda.
Don’t go bananas trying to make a decision
This is truly black excellence.
We know you don’t have a date, but maybe the delivery guy’s available.
No other poll is quenchier; this one’s the quenchiest!
Try not to get in a duck blur.
10 years later, and we find out the “B” in Barry B. Benson stands for “bae.”
Have mom drive you & the friends into the carpool lane of nostalgia (or relived trauma).
The Donald knows and he isn’t pleased.
You have be REALLY unliked as a person for that to happen.
Take the quiz, you blockhead!
Bozo and his buddies are coming for you, and this time they mean (un)funny business.