Have A Painfully Awkward Dinner With Your Family And We'll Reveal A Fear You Never Even Knew You Had
"Yiiiiiiiikes" — you, throughout this entire affair.
🎶 "I ain't on your schedule" 🎶 — Frank, on deciding when to drop new music.
"The collapse of Neopets is a reminder of the inevitable fate of any capitalist society."
Note: I'm not a real advisor...but I could be with an English degree.
"Pawnee, _____: First in friendship, fourth in obesity."
It's the only party you can have from the back of your car.
Reason for early retirement: Ariana Grande stans.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Her and Ashton had how many onscreen kisses?!
"Would you like AMMMMM or FMMMMM?"