"The collapse of Neopets is a reminder of the inevitable fate of any capitalist society."
Note: I'm not a real advisor...but I could be with an English degree.
"Pawnee, _____: First in friendship, fourth in obesity."
It's the only party you can have from the back of your car.
Reason for early retirement: Ariana Grande stans.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Her and Ashton had how many onscreen kisses?!
"Would you like AMMMMM or FMMMMM?"
Do you know what her middle name is?
TBH, there is no wrong answer.
"People all around you gotta — come get it!"
"What did you do this summer?" *awkward silence*
"Get a job! Stay away from her!"
"You're so full of shiitake mushrooms."
"Tonight will be the night that [James] will fall for you."
"Love? Love fades away. But [this post]? Is forever."
"We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work."
This is the cutest shit I've ever seen.
A modern-day whom?
BRB, I need tissues.