This was the first and last time.
When can I move in?
Cheers to the New Year!
The Christmas tree ain't the only thing getting lit this year.
"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate. Loathe entirely."
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."
"Mommy doesn't get drunk. She just has fun."
'Tis the season to cry uncontrollably over a Hallmark Christmas movie.
And cue the food coma.
Blessing your timeline.
Do it for the Instagram.
HO HO HO, Hoes.
"Son of a bitch. You're really no help at all, you know that?" - Dustin
"They just plop over. Then get back up."
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Fall = Football.